00:00Hey, congratulations on filling out your start paperwork and joining Nifaricorps.
00:16Today you'll begin your training as a replicant technician.
00:19You might be worried that you're not educated enough, but I assure you, it's not going to
00:23be a problem.
00:24Just look around the room and I bet you'll feel a lot better.
00:28Just about any job can be filled with replicants, except replicant technicians, actually.
00:33We tried it, but having clones make clones, it got weird.
00:38So how do we do it?
00:39Well, every replicant is made from a slurry of DNA we call the sauce.
00:44Do not contaminate the sauce.
00:46We pump sauce into a replication pod, which turns it into a fully formed adult body in
00:51minutes.
00:52How does it work?
00:53It's not your job, so don't worry about it, all right?
00:56Your main responsibility is to get the sauce into the pod.
00:59The sauce is pure.
01:00Do not contaminate the sauce.
01:02Seriously, do not screw up the sauce thing, all right?
01:06It makes defective replicants, and we dock your pay for those.
01:09Okay, you can come on out now.
01:14Hi there.
01:16Ready to work.
01:17Oh.
01:18You told me they'd be defective, but that's like, that's haunting.
01:24Let's get rid of you.
01:25Whoa.
01:26Hey there.
01:27Okay, you got me.
01:28I surrender.
01:29Hands up, right?
01:35You are unclean.
01:36Do not contaminate the sauce.
01:37Did somebody say benefits?
01:39Once a year, you're entitled to a free soft serve ice cream cone on your hire date.
01:43So you got that to look forward to.
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