00:00You ready?
00:10Man, this is really bringing me back to my middle school magazine drive days.
00:16I did one of those.
00:17Oh yeah? How'd you do?
00:18Not good.
00:19Meet Gwen and James.
00:21Alright-o.
00:22They've got attitude.
00:23F*** you!
00:24They've got opinions.
00:26It looks like you f***ed yourself.
00:27And they're living the American dream.
00:29You want to do sex work now?
00:31What, like it's hard?
00:32But when life throws them a mild inconvenience...
00:34What?
00:35So I've been calling you to remind you about the baby shower tomorrow?
00:38Uh...
00:39You forgot, didn't you?
00:40They'll set out on the adventure of a lifetime.
00:43Is this really happening?
00:44Do you want me to get the crystals?
00:45No.
00:46I do not want you to get the crystals.
00:50You guys in like a kind of trouble or something?
00:52I'm in the middle of an emergency.
00:53What's the emergency?
00:54She needs a gift for her sister's baby shower.
00:56Do I really need to explain to you what an emergency is?
01:00It's a tale about friendship.
01:02James, please, I need you today.
01:05You don't get to judge me.
01:06Family.
01:07No one expects anything of me.
01:08The only gift I need is for my sister to be there with clean hair.
01:12Ambition.
01:13Somebody's got to like owe us money or something.
01:15UTIs.
01:16I'm peeing! I'm peeing!
01:18Toxic masculinity.
01:19Climate change.
01:20White privilege.
01:21New age mysticism.
01:22Late stage capitalism.
01:23Artificial intelligence.
01:25Multi-level marketing.
01:26And succulents.
01:28You definitely have to get to the roots, but the rhizomes get destroyed when you pull them out of the ground.
01:32It looks like they were pulled out of the ground.
01:34You made me take my top off.
01:36I'm just trying to make sh** happen.
01:38Is it a joke?
01:39Yes.
01:40I get it.
01:41Gwen, stop it! It's mine!
01:43What a rush.
01:44Samantha Westervelt.
01:46I'm a horrible f***ing person. Is that what you want?
01:48Amanda Drexton.
01:49You wouldn't know that because you don't f***ing care about anyone except yourselves.
01:54In a new film from The Drextons.
01:57That is the appropriate usage.
01:59Sour Party.
02:02Maybe men just need to clean their hot tubs and their d***s.
02:05And then the world will be that much closer to equality.
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