00:00You think Uncle Charlie and Melissa are coming down for lunch?
00:06I doubt it.
00:09Can I have their chicken?
00:10Knock yourself out.
00:17You know you always say I can ask you anything?
00:19Yeah.
00:20Is them being together weird for you?
00:22No, no.
00:23Well, you're a better man than I.
00:25How so?
00:30Well, you remember when Uncle Charlie was hitting my 5th grade teacher?
00:33Okay.
00:34Can we please stop calling it hitting?
00:37Well, I got another word, but I don't think you're going to like it.
00:44Fine, fine.
00:45Then I do remember when he was hitting your 5th grade teacher.
00:49That kind of bugged me.
00:51I'm sorry.
00:53I mean, don't you think there should be boundaries?
00:55I do think that.
00:57Well, I thought you said it's not where he's hitting your receptionist.
01:00Well, pal, the thing is, Daddy lied.
01:07That is weird for you.
01:08Yes, yes, it is weird for me.
01:10Are you jealous?
01:11No.
01:12Because I was a little bit jealous about Miss Pasternak.
01:15She had a rockin' bod.
01:19Eat your chicken.
01:23Lynn.
01:26Melissa, we need to get a move on.
01:29A lot of traffic, what with the rain and all.
01:31In a minute, Alan.
01:33Oh, God.
01:35What could they do in a minute that they didn't do all weekend?
01:39You are just a selfish son of a bitch, and you can go right to hell.
01:46Sorry, Dr. Harper.
01:47I'm in the car.
01:54Well, that could have gone better.
01:57I knew it.
01:58I thought it might take longer than 48 hours, but I knew it.
02:01Hey, hey, hey, a little sensitivity would be appreciated.
02:04I'm hurting here.
02:05I'm sure a lot of that is friction burn.
02:10Oh, where does that come from?
02:12Where does it come from?
02:14It comes from a long history of you using my life as a specimen cup.
02:19Excuse me, but you're still talking about the old Charlie.
02:22This Charlie was hoping to have a relationship of substance and depth
02:25by locking a stranger in your room and hitting it for two days straight.
02:35Change is hard.
02:38And now that I'm hearing it, I agree with you.
02:41Hitting it is an ugly term.
02:43Don't you disagree with me.
02:45Hey.
02:50Maybe we should slow things down and see other people.
02:53But you said this after the two days.
02:56How could I know beforehand?
02:59I thought you'd be happy.
03:01You want me to go out with her in the first place?
03:03Yes, but it's no longer the first place.
03:05It's the last place.
03:07What can I tell you, Alan?
03:08I made a mistake.
03:10A mistake?
03:13Your mistake was you wished to lock my receptionist,
03:16the woman who I depend upon to run my business.
03:19Oh, she's a good kid. She'll get over it.
03:24Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
03:25Does that sound like a woman who's getting over it?
03:27Well, Alan, the wounds are fresh.
03:30You're going to need to be patient.
03:32Why should I have to be patient?
03:34I have to work with her.
03:38Well, it sounds like you'd better get going.
03:41You don't want to come back to my office and honk my fax machine?
03:46You still have a fax machine?
03:48Does Burger King feed your appetite your way with our flame-grilled Whopper meals?
03:52It's $4, $5, and $6.
03:54Get the Whopper Jr. meal for $4 or the flame-grilled Whopper meal for $5.
03:58Still hungry? Get the Teller Whopper meal for $7.
04:01It's Whopper Mealsies.
04:02All right, let's go see myself.
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