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Jealous of her best friend’s pregnancy, Lainy wears a fake baby bump... and accidentally meets the man of her dreams.   Amy Schumer stars in Kinda Pregnant - February 5, only on Netflix.

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00:00Lookin' good, mama.

00:02Oh!

00:03Hey!

00:04Have you ever felt like you were so close to having it all?

00:11But there was one little secret.

00:13You look so beautiful.

00:15It's probably because I'm pregnant.

00:17You lost control of?

00:22How dare you walk around with that fake fuckin' belly?

00:26What am I gonna do?

00:27Do you ever tell, like, such a big lie you don't know how to get out of it?

00:32How's your pregnancy going?

00:34Oh my God, so cute!

00:36Meow.

00:37Hi!

00:38Cute little face almost tore my asshole open.

00:44I've always known I want a family.

00:45Have you ever dated a pregnant woman?

00:47You're the least pregnant person I've ever dated.

00:49Wow.

00:50You wait till they're crowning.

00:51Yeah, I want them to be, like, two weeks away from dropping.

00:58Women don't share what it's like.

00:59It's so isolating.

01:00How do you really feel during your pregnancy?

01:03I'm angry!

01:04I ate a cupcake out of the trash can last night.

01:06I can't stop masturbating to weird stuff.

01:09Like the Golden Bachelor?

01:10Get the hell out of here!

01:12You know, we should have more, like, secrets.

01:15What if someone you know catches you with it?

01:17Do you smell that?

01:18It's like burnt plastic.

01:19Oh my God, I'm on fire!

01:20Why am I listening to you?

01:21You have three active restraining orders against you.

01:24Which says to me there are three people out there who sees my passion.

01:29I show up at their work.

01:30I show up at their house.

01:31I show up at their mother's house.

01:33I'm fucking everywhere.

01:39The most important relationship you are ever going to have

01:43is with yourself.

01:48You're being a stupid, tit-faced, jerk-butt.

01:50Oh, it is you, my friend, that has the face of a tit.

01:53Can you two bitches calm down?

01:54You can't even come up with proper fucking sway words at this point.

02:03How far along are you, judging by your facial bloating?

02:05Five months?

02:06I'll break your fucking neck.

02:07What was that?

02:08I've been a freaking rat.

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