Unreal Toilet Crafts? 😂🚽 The Dudes Can’t Handle It!

Archie 5

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00:00I thought you weren't supposed to, you know, get any liquids on the outside of the toilet, but...

00:04Don't cut your pooper!

00:06No, why are you cutting the pooper like that?

00:08Come on, you pooped good.

00:10How are you gonna... poop?

00:12Pooper? Pooper, yeah?

00:14We've said it far too many times.

00:16Yes.

00:17Alright, that's the last time we say poop.

00:19Poop.

00:21Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop!

00:23We're like actual children.

00:25So, they're putting some glass...

00:27Not glass, but some plastic over the...

00:29Yeah, plastic glass.

00:31Plexiglass.

00:33We found it!

00:35Oh, and they're cutting it on the toilet, that's so quirky.

00:37So, they want to make it transparent, right?

00:41Yes, yeah. So, what are they gonna show us in there, huh?

00:44I mean, there is only water in this place.

00:47Yeah, but hopefully no one does a double-decker, you know?

00:49Have you heard of a double-decker?

00:51No!

00:52That's where someone goes number two in the top bit of the toilet.

00:55Wow.

00:58At least you can see it through.

01:00Have you guys ever done a double-decker?

01:02Or just me?

01:04What?

01:05No, I'm just kidding.

01:07So, now we're putting mesh.

01:09Okay, now I will follow my...

01:11Yeah, watch out for your toilet.

01:15Okay, we're putting some black spray paint.

01:18Oh, cool.

01:21Nice installation.

01:23Very nice installation.

01:25It looks like a rock mountain inside your toilet.

01:28How are you gonna flush it?

01:31How are you gonna flush it?

01:32Yeah, how are you gonna use it?

01:34Because now it doesn't look, let's say, practical.

01:37Maybe you don't need to poop in it anymore.

01:39Maybe you can use it as a piece of art.

01:41Maybe you really like toilets, toilet art.

01:43It's a niche.

01:45Let's see.

01:47Let's see, though. Maybe it still flushes.

01:49Yeah, maybe.

01:50I still didn't get the technical part to realize this.

01:56Because...

01:57Looks nice, looks nice.

01:58Or it could be a fish tank.

02:00I think it's gonna be...

02:02Fish?

02:03Fish tank.

02:04Okay.

02:05You know, and another nice thing you can...

02:09Okay, I'm not gonna say.

02:11Oh, it's a fountain.

02:13There's nothing I'd rather do while I'm doing number two.

02:17This is such a weird conversation topic.

02:21Okay, shall we move it on?

02:24Nope, wait, we got more.

02:25But how can we?

02:26We can.

02:27Because it's all about toilets.

02:29It's all about toilets.

02:30It's all about toilets.

02:31That's a new TV show.

02:33It's actually our life.

02:34I mean, it's a place where we visit more than anything else.

02:39Yeah, I use the toilet more than I sleep.

02:42Wow, wow, wow.

02:45Yep.

02:46So...

02:47It looks cool.

02:48That's cool.

02:49Yeah, but how do you wanna...

02:50Maybe it just always flushes.

02:52That's what it looks like.

02:53It looks like it just always flushes.

02:54Yeah, yeah.

02:55So it's not good.

02:57Whoa, we're having like a...

02:59Are they making a bed frame around it?

03:01Jeez.

03:02It's a throne.

03:03It's a throne.

03:04Yeah.

03:05Yeah, it looks like it's gonna be a throne.

03:06So usually some people call it a throne.

03:08It will be literally a throne.

03:10They really like Game of Thrones.

03:12Really like Game of Thrones.

03:15So...

03:16Okay, that's...

03:18This is what I need because I spend so much time on it.

03:20I wanna feel like a king.

03:21Yeah, exactly.

03:22I'm the king of the toilet.

03:25That's so...

03:26It's weird.

03:27It's really weird, yeah.

03:28I mean, I'm not the one doing it.

03:31So how they...

03:32Okay, I'm just wondering...

03:34How are they gonna flush it?

03:35Yeah, yes.

03:36Of course, the more important for me.

03:39Yes.

03:40You don't wanna just like, you know...

03:41Don't leave anything there.

03:43Don't leave anything there.

03:44Flush it.

03:45Yeah.

03:46So we'll see.

03:47I mean...

03:50I'm curious how it's gonna look like.

03:54I mean, what is the seat place will look like?

03:57I don't know.

03:58I wanna see some like...

03:59I know that you don't.

04:00But...

04:02I wanna see some nice...

04:04What is it called?

04:05Velvet.

04:06Like red velvet.

04:07On it?

04:08Yeah, like on the seat.

04:09Okay.

04:10Inside the toilet.

04:12What did I say?

04:13Red velvet.

04:14Yeah, yeah.

04:15I mean, it's some part of the...

04:18The royal thrones, yeah.

04:22Okay, looking pretty.

04:24Looks like they took the ironing board to do that.

04:27Which is, you know...

04:29Better use of the ironing board.

04:31I don't know.

04:32I don't know.

04:34Imagine if you miss though.

04:35Imagine if someone misses.

04:36It would go on the red velvet.

04:38Yeah.

04:39So...

04:40What if your aim is not that great?

04:41I guess everyone has to sit.

04:42Everyone just has to sit.

04:44Yes.

04:45No stand rule.

04:46No stand rule for this, I guess.

04:50Because sometimes it's the morning, you know what I mean?

04:54Some gold little epoxy things or resin things.

04:58Yeah, it's a glue gun, I guess.

05:00Oh, glue, okay.

05:01Yeah, I mean glue gun sticks.

05:03Nice.

05:05Okay.

05:06It looks cool now.

05:07Yeah, so fancy.

05:10Definitely still a little bit worried about the actual function.

05:14But it looks cool.

05:15I want to see someone sitting on it.

05:16Not, you know, doing the business, but...

05:18Oh, they skipped that part.

05:19They skipped it.

05:20No one can sit on it.

05:21Just imagine the person who's trying to reach it and sit on it.

05:25Oh, okay.

05:26Yeah, sure.

05:27Sure.

05:28Yeah.

05:29Do what you want, I guess.

05:31How to get rid of water.

05:32Yeah.

05:33Just make a hole.

05:35Okay, we got some glue along the edge.

05:37Boom.

05:38Okay.

05:39Oh, LED light.

05:41Not UV.

05:43It's so weird to me that you can just like cut LEDs like that and it still works, you know?

05:48What?

05:49They just cut the LED and it still works.

05:50Like, that's crazy to me.

05:53But because they are made...

05:55Yeah, they're made to do that.

05:56Yeah, there is the special cut.

05:58If you do it in the wrong place, you will destroy the part of the...

06:03Ah, okay.

06:05I made one of these in elementary school.

06:08Lava, you know, a volcano.

06:10Oh, and you made it work?

06:12Mine was better.

06:15So, what did you use to make it work?

06:18I used baking soda and Coca-Cola and vinegar.

06:24Oh, okay.

06:25This is the...

06:26It worked.

06:27It worked.

06:28Yeah.

06:30Okay, we got some glue.

06:33Wow, okay.

06:34To make the effect of lava coming down.

06:35It's pretty nice.

06:39Everyone knows glue is made of lava, so...

06:43Of course.

06:44Okay.

06:46It looks cool.

06:48It doesn't look like lava yet or a volcano.

06:52We're getting there.

06:53Yeah, you know, when I worked on...

06:57There?

06:58Yeah, yeah.

07:00Why are you so afraid?

07:03When you worked somewhere.

07:04Somewhere?

07:05Yeah, of course.

07:07We made a volcano with my teammate.

07:12And that was much better than this one.

07:15We just put it...

07:16We just made it out of, yeah, some epoxy.

07:21Okay.

07:22And put the lights under, so it's lighted.

07:25Nice.

07:26And it looks like the, you know...

07:28Classic.

07:31Classic Archie.

07:32Okay, so now we have...

07:34This is pretty cool.

07:35This is pretty cool.

07:36It looks pretty cool so far.

07:38I like how they're doing the whole setup.

07:41Okay, now, I mean...

07:42You're judging it really hard.

07:44Yeah.

07:46Not as good as me, though.

07:48No, I don't want to say.

07:49They're just doing another style.

07:52Yeah, it looks cool.

07:54I'm not going to say that we're better than they.

07:58Yeah.

07:59But...

08:00But we are.

08:02No, no, no.

08:03We're just kidding.

08:05Cool ceilings.

08:06All right, nice.

08:07Yes.

08:11Is that supposed to be the...

08:16I guess not yet.

08:18Yeah, not yet.

08:19We're not at that point yet.

08:20What is this?

08:21It's...

08:22Oh, it's a tiki head.

08:24You know, like a Hawaiian tiki.

08:26Ah, yeah.

08:27Now, I see.

08:28I guess it was...

08:30Oh, it's pretty cool.

08:32Very creative.

08:34Nice.

08:35Very good, very nice.

08:36Very good, very nice.

08:38And now it's...

08:39Archie 5 approved.

08:40Yeah, but wait a second.

08:42What?

08:43What?

08:44It doesn't work like so?

08:47What?

08:49Wait a minute.

08:50What?

08:52That doesn't do that, no.

08:53Yeah.

08:54Okay, I mean...

08:56If it worked, it would be awesome.

08:58But look how huge it is.

09:00With fish.

09:02With CGI fish.

09:03Yeah.

09:05It's what we like.

09:06We like it.

09:07We like it.

09:08But look how huge it is.

09:09It's pretty big.

09:10It's pretty.

09:11I mean, you can see it.

09:12Wow.

09:13Okay, now we're...

09:14Okay.

09:15Well, I thought you weren't supposed to get any liquids on the outside of the toilet,

09:18but there we go.

09:20Oh, okay.

09:21They made a mold.

09:22Epoxy.

09:24So, what next?

09:26Tell me, girl.

09:29I am a boy, but...

09:31No.

09:33I'm assuming they're going to make a new toilet seat.

09:37With epoxy.

09:39A heated toilet seat.

09:40Heated toilet seat.

09:41To keep your butt warm.

09:42Wow.

09:43See, that runs counterintuitive to me, because normally you don't want a warm toilet seat.

09:48I want it.

09:49Really?

09:50Of course.

09:51So, when someone goes to the bathroom in the, you know, shooting direction,

09:57and then you sit on it and it's warm, that's horrible.

10:00I mean, if you know this background, that somebody warmed it up before you,

10:05of course, it's disgusting.

10:07Heated money toilet.

10:09But with a special thing?

10:12Because I grew up in a cold country, you know?

10:16And when in the morning you're trying to, you know...

10:19And then you get stuck to it because your butt's frozen.

10:21That's usually uncomfortable.

10:24If you guys know what I'm talking about, support me, please.

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