00:00Are you tired of your stinky gun?
00:02Yeah!
00:03Producing the new and improved...
00:06Pencil Gun!
00:08Woah!
00:09This view can draw on any surface...
00:13Even the air.
00:16It can even turn people into artwork.
00:19Wait, what? Huh?
00:26Now this is art.
00:30Now, this piece of art only costs $25.
00:40Buy yours today.
00:42Side effects may include vomiting, sweat, common cold, uncommon cold, only getting the blue cards in UNO, vomiting meatballs, nightmarish hallucinations, violent bloody diarrhea, gonorrheic tendons, super AIDS, hyper AIDS, omega AIDS, AIDS, veganism, being able to only speak Arabic, rapid aging of the fingernails, and rabies.
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