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00:02Come on and get on down to the city
00:04Where the trains all claddle through
00:07Hey, look at that driver driving
00:09Who want to ride that train on blue?
00:12I'm looking way up high to the windows
00:15Take a peek on inside view
00:17All those people busy working
00:20I want to see what they all do
00:22Come on, let's reround the market
00:25Do you hear that hullabaloo?
00:28Everybody's busy sailing
00:30I want to buy me something new
00:33Look through the arches under the station
00:36Down where the pigeons purge and coo
00:38Take a taxi ride to the river
00:41I want to drive down the avenue
00:44Hey, look at those buses gleaming
00:46The weeks are clean and spanking new
00:49All lined up to drive around the city
00:52Webmitting that bell to the moon
00:55I'm going to ride on ride to the school spot
00:58Where the children hurry through
01:00Sit down, the teacher's teaching
01:03I'd love to learn a thing of two
01:05Me too
01:06I love to skip in river sea bingo
01:09River sea bingo, five and three
01:11I love to skip in river sea bingo
01:14River sea bingo, that's for me
01:16Come on and get on down to the city
01:18Where the ferry boat stands all blue
01:21Time to call on Granny Marie
01:23She'd love to say hello to you
01:30Me too
01:33Hello honey pie
01:35Come away in and see who's at home today
01:38Granny Marie's house has two at home to play
01:41Granny Marie's house is home too
01:45Who's here today?
01:47Well, we've got Brandon
01:48And we've got a deal
01:50But don't just sit there my darlings
01:52Come on
01:53Let's get busy
01:54He he he he
01:56Oh! Who did that?
01:59Brandon!
02:02Was it a whoopee fish noodle?
02:04And...
02:05Yuck!
02:08Not poner
02:08Okay that's silly monster
02:10Very serious
02:11On the open
02:13Oh!
02:14OH!!
02:16Well we've got Brandon
02:17And we've got a deal
02:19And someone's missing from home today
02:22Not anymore
02:23Who's coming home to Granny Marie?
02:25Oh poor
02:26Who's bags and others coming around the stairs?
02:27Oh, it's Lisa with Tina. Hello, dear!
02:34Tina!
02:36Like, get her a little...
02:40Oh, dear.
02:42Good to see you, Lisa.
02:44Oh, gosh, I am already shaking like a jelly today.
02:49Why is that?
02:50Well, you see, Mickey John told his head teacher that I'm a brilliant actor.
02:55So, his head teacher has asked me to go along to the school to do a special performance as the
03:02Washing Wizard.
03:03Oh, that's brilliant! I love those stories.
03:06Guys, why don't you dress Claude up as the Washing Wizard?
03:14And we can have a wee seat in the chat and you can stop your worrying...
03:22Oh, the Washing Wizard always makes me giggle.
03:27Yes, cos he loves washing up!
03:30Now, how does the speech go?
03:34It's from that story,
03:35The Washing Wizard and the blocked-up sink.
03:40Where?
03:41Where are my trusty rubber ducks?
03:46Ducks?
03:46I mean, gloves.
03:48Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
03:51Vacuum!
03:52Ha!
03:53Tis all blocked up!
03:55Are you sure you mean the vacuum?
03:57Shhh!
03:58Trying to remember the lines.
04:00Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
04:03The sink!
04:04Tis all blocked up!
04:06Just like...
04:07Just like...
04:09My nose!
04:11Oh, that's not right!
04:15The sink is blocked up!
04:17Just like my nose!
04:19That's very funny!
04:21Granny Murray!
04:22Granny Murray!
04:23I'm meant to be sure what a good actor I am!
04:26Not being a funny clown!
04:28Oh, everybody likes a good laugh!
04:31Talking of which, look at Claude!
04:33Huh?
04:36Hello!
04:37Oh, Claude, you make a wonderful washing wizard!
04:41Well done, everyone!
04:43Oh!
04:44Is that for me, Lise?
04:46Oh, the washing-up glove!
04:48Maybe this'll help me remember my lines for the washing wizard speech!
04:52Bye-bye, darling!
04:54Bye-bye!
04:55Come on then, Tina!
05:01Now, remember...
05:03Everybody likes a good laugh!
05:05Thank you, Granny Murray!
05:06I'll see you later!
05:07Bye-bye, darling!
05:08We'll be thinking of you!
05:09Me too!
05:11Now, you keep a wee eye on Tina!
05:14Make sure she gets the right way to work!
05:20I'd better hurry!
05:22Could you tell me the fastest way for me to get to work?
05:27Thank you!
05:28I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry!
05:31I need, need, need to speed to work!
05:34I'll take a, take a ticket on the subway!
05:37I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quick, quick!
05:40Hurry, hurry, hurry through the tunnels!
05:42Oh!
05:43Clatter, clatter, clatter, underground!
05:45Whining, whining, whining, drives the speed up!
05:48Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking, slows us down!
05:51Clatter, clatter, clatter, understreets, no squeaking, squeaking to our stop!
05:57I'm in, in, in, I'm in a hurry!
06:00I need, too speed to work!
06:05Phew!
06:06Well, what now?
06:08Of course!
06:09I have to get ready for work!
06:18All dressed and ready to go!
06:25How did the washing wizard speech go?
06:28Morning, Tina!
06:29Hi!
06:29Hi, Louie!
06:30Hi, Chuck!
06:30Could you do us a favour, babe?
06:32Of course! What's up?
06:33We want to sing this funny new song called Flattery's Motor Car on the ferry later!
06:38It will have everyone in fix, but we need all sorts of props to make funny sounds.
06:43So, we were wondering if we could look through your theatre props.
06:46Sure! Help yourself! They're all over there!
06:48I've just got to rehearse my speech for later!
06:51Thanks!
06:52Come on, Chuck!
06:52OK!
07:00Right, where was I?
07:01So, the washing wizard's spouting!
07:05I'm finished!
07:07I'm finished!
07:07Oh, sorry, Tina!
07:09Yep, all done!
07:10We'll pop back later and pick everything up!
07:12Bye!
07:12Bye!
07:13Bye!
07:15Phew!
07:16Peace at last!
07:18I wonder if you're having a noisy time, Lisa!
07:22I love to skip in river sea thing, go river sea thing, go by the sea!
07:28I love to skip in river sea thing, go river sea thing, go that's for me!
07:35Are you ready to have a good laugh?
07:37Yay!
07:38OK!
07:40Hello!
07:41Hello!
07:41My name is Honker the Incredible Honking Dog!
07:45Oh!
07:46And I am very, very hungry!
07:48Oh, children!
07:49What can I eat?
07:51Oh!
07:52A cabbage!
07:53Do I like cabbages?
07:54No!
07:55No!
07:56I don't like cabbages!
07:57Very stinky!
07:59What's this?
08:00A banana?
08:01Do I like this?
08:02No!
08:03No!
08:04What's this?
08:05Sausages!
08:06Do I like sausages?
08:09Nom nom nom nom nom!
08:12You were right, children!
08:13Well done!
08:14I love my sausages!
08:16Bye-bye!
08:17Bye!
08:18Oh!
08:19Was that good fun?
08:20Yes!
08:21Oh, Lisa!
08:21I hope your mum's having as much fun at work as we're having here!
08:24Ha-ha!
08:31Are you having fun, Mummy?
08:34Hi, Tina!
08:35Alright?
08:35Oh, hello, Rudy!
08:36Yes, I was just practising my washing wizard performance for the school later!
08:41Well, I won't keep you.
08:42I just wanted to borrow that massive banana prop for the market.
08:45I thought I could use it to attract some customers!
08:47Oh, right!
08:48Yes, it's back here somewhere!
08:49I'll take a look!
08:51Thanks!
08:53Hmm...
08:54Now then, where was I?
08:55Eh...
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh, yes!
08:56I am the washing wizard!
08:59And I need to ring my special magic bells!
09:02Hey!
09:03Magic bells, eh?
09:04You know, you should ting a bell when you say that, Tina!
09:07Ting!
09:07Yeah, that's...
09:08That's really good, Rudy!
09:09Eh...
09:10Oh, yes!
09:11And...
09:12And...
09:12I must pull out that plug!
09:13A good sound effect for pulling out a plug would be...
09:19Yeah...
09:19There you go, Mr Sound Effects!
09:22Thanks, Tina!
09:22Glad I could be a help!
09:23Bye!
09:24But right now, it's time for some hard graft!
09:27Time to hit those silly streets!
09:30The city roads are waiting!
09:33Ooh!
09:34The traffic lights are changing!
09:38Police cars are cruising!
09:41The trucks keep a-trapping!
09:44And the city roads are waiting for me!
09:46To take a drive in my pretty pink taxi!
09:50Taxi!
09:51People wave me down in my pretty pink taxi!
09:55Get into the back and just relax for the ride!
09:59Crazy pink taxi!
10:01She's going for a drive!
10:07Look in the mirror!
10:08Shift that gear!
10:10Like the busy lane!
10:11My pretty pink taxi takes a strain!
10:16Oh!
10:17The radio calls off a taxi fare!
10:19Who am I going to meet?
10:23Lookin' for a job in my pretty pink taxi!
10:27Oh!
10:29Woo!
10:30Cruisin' the city in my pretty pink taxi!
10:34Yeah!
10:37Drive, drive, drive in my pretty pink taxi!
10:45Ride, ride, ride!
10:47Hey, where you wanna go?
10:49Taxi!
10:52Cause I need to take a drive in my pretty pink taxi!
10:57People wave me down and relax for the ride!
11:06Two o'clock!
11:08And I'm starving!
11:09Where's my lunchbox?
11:11Merry showtime, Tina!
11:13Yep!
11:13Let's rock and roll!
11:15Are you here to pick up your equipment?
11:17That's right, Tina!
11:17We're due at the ferry and we could do with the lift!
11:20Okay!
11:21Start loading up!
11:28We could do with the ferry and we could do with the ferry.
11:32Let's go!
11:32Let's go!
11:33Let's go!
11:33Let's go!
11:39Let's go!
11:40Let's go!
11:41I wonder what Lisa's doing right now!
11:43The ferryman band!
12:00I've got a special surprise for you.
12:03We're going to see Lisa's mum perform the washing wizard at a school.
12:09Mummy will be really pleased.
12:18I miss you, Mummy.
12:23Oh, flattery had the motorcar till it was needed in.
12:27Lisa would love that song.
12:29Hi, Tina. All set for your performance at school?
12:32Sort of, if I can remember my lines.
12:35What about a sneak preview?
12:36Oh, OK.
12:38Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
12:41Go put them in the bin.
12:45That's fantastic. Really funny.
12:48Yeah, well, it's not meant to be funny.
12:51Anyway, then it goes.
12:53My gloves are down the plughole.
12:56They're music to my ears.
13:00That's the funniest thing I've heard in years.
13:02Oh, the children will really laugh.
13:04See you at school, Tina.
13:06You're really funny.
13:11Funny?
13:12My acting's funny.
13:15I've spent all day trying to remember the washing wizard performance and I can't remember a thing.
13:21Everybody just keeps laughing at me.
13:24Why can't I get it right?
13:27Where did all the time go?
13:28At eight o'clock I dropped off Lisa at Granny Murray's and the children dressed up Claude like the washing
13:34wizard.
13:35I told Granny Murray that Mickey John wanted me to do a performance for them as the washing wizard.
13:42But I couldn't remember the words.
13:45At nine o'clock I got to the garage.
13:47I was trying to remember the washing wizard when the fairy boat band called.
13:52They wanted to find some props to make funny sounds for their new song.
13:56At eleven o'clock I was trying to practice my performance again.
14:00But then Rudy popped in.
14:02He kept making daft noises for my washing wizard performance but I just got more muddled.
14:08At two o'clock I got back to the garage when the fairy boat band came to pick up their
14:12equipment.
14:13We loaded it into the taxi and I drove them to the ferry terminal.
14:17They kept on singing their funny song.
14:20It was very catchy.
14:22At three o'clock I got back to the garage and Mickey John called by to see if my performance
14:27for the children was ready.
14:29I started to act it for him but I got muddled up.
14:32I kept thinking of the fairy boat band's song.
14:35Now remember, everybody likes a good laugh.
14:40I get it now. Everyone likes a good laugh.
14:46I've been too, too serious.
14:51Right, let's get ready to sing a funny song about a car.
15:01First thing, funny car. It's a race against time.
15:05I've got to do it. I've got to do it. I've got to beat the clock before the chime.
15:11I've got to sort it. I've got to sort it. I've got to do the job on time.
15:15Like a busy bee. I'm going to beat that bong. I'm going to finish this job before I finish this
15:20song.
15:21Do we think she's going to do it? Do the job that needs to be done?
15:25Do the job that needs to be done? Will she know how to fix it? Will she finish what she
15:29has begun?
15:31Yes, it shows me how time she will get there in the end because she knows what she should do.
15:35I'm going to do it. I'm going to beat the clock before the chime.
15:40I'm going to start it. She's going to start it. I'm going to do the job on time.
15:46Like a busy bee. I'm going to beat that bong. I'm going to finish this job before I finish this
15:50song.
15:52Boys and girls, here's Tina!
16:03Oh, Flattery had a motor car. It always made it in. His mother said,
16:10That noisy thing will chuck it in the bin. But Flattery said,
16:14No, mother, love. That car to me is dear. And every sound and parp it makes is music to my
16:20dears.
16:23So, Flattery took his motor car for tours around the world. And people stopped and listened as the engine comes
16:29and whirled.
16:30And now his car is famous, and his mother never moans. Its parps and tugs and rattles are as famous
16:36as the Stones.
16:42Oh, if only Lisa could see me now.
17:00Tina! Look who's here, Lisa!
17:03Hello, Lisa. Hello. Will you say thanks to Granny Murray?
17:09Thank you, Granny Murray.
17:11And thanks from me too, Granny Murray. I remembered what you said. Everyone likes a good laugh. And you had
17:18a good giggle. It saved the day.
17:21Oh, is that so? Come on. You'll want to be home.
17:27I'm looking forward to this time.
17:29Oh, me too.
17:32Come on, Lisa.
17:33Can we go and chuck about your time away?
17:34And I suppose you'll want me to tell you all about my time too.
17:39Well, there was hucking, squishing, walking, pushing, dancing, dusting, shearing, choosing, talking, cooking, drying, cleaning, saving, thinning, loving, joking, losing
17:48things and rushing round. Dressing up and sitting down.
17:55But what was really special about today?
17:58Well, Claude was dressed as the washing wizard, because that's who Tina was going to be at a special school
18:04performance. Tina was a bit nervous because she couldn't remember her lines.
18:08A bit later, I did a puppet show for Lisa and the children. Oh, we had such a good laugh.
18:15Honk, honk.
18:17After lunch, the children and I had a music session and I let Lisa and the others into a secret.
18:23We were going to watch Tina's special performance at Mickey John's school.
18:28And guess what? Tina changed her mind about doing the washing wizard. Instead, she sang a really funny song about
18:36a motor car.
18:38I hope you enjoyed yourself. Me too. Bye bye, honey pie.
18:43Bye bye.
18:44I love to skip and river see things. Oh, river see things. Oh, bye.
18:49I love to skip and river see things. Oh, river see things. Oh, that's for me.
18:54Come on and get on down to the city. Where the ferry boat's there for blue.
18:59Time to call on Granny Murray. She'd love to say goodbye to you.
19:08Me too!
19:13...
19:20You
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