00:01What can I get you?
00:03I'd like a large coffee.
00:05Okay, so hot coffee?
00:07Hot coffee.
00:08Okay, room for cream?
00:09Totally leave room for cream.
00:12Why are you talking like that?
00:14Why are you talking like that?
00:15Because this is my voice?
00:17This is my voice.
00:18No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that.
00:21Neither do you, because nobody actually talks like this.
00:24You choose to talk like this, and today I chose to talk like this.
00:27Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it?
00:29Why are you so rude, man?
00:31Just stop doing that.
00:32I can't help it. This is my voice.
00:34No, it's not. It's an affectation that annoying teenagers and rich people use to sound like they don't give a shit.
00:41Except you work in a coffee shop, so I know you're not rich, and you don't look like a teenager.
00:46Unless you're Eunice Kennedy Shriver, knock it off.
00:49So just because I talk like this means I don't give a shit?
00:52And what exactly am I supposed to not give a shit about?
00:55That's an excellent question to ask yourself in your actual voice.
00:59Excuse me. Some of us would like to order.
01:03Fuck everybody.
01:06You're a total dick, man.
01:08There. There you go. Good. You're talking.
01:13Wow.
01:14Wow.
01:15Oh, wow.
01:16Wow.
01:17Wow.
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