00:00Gabe, would you rather kiss me or kiss the prettiest girl in the world for a million dollars?
00:05A million dollars? To kiss the prettiest girl in the world?
00:08Yes.
00:09Do I get a million dollars if I kiss you?
00:14No, you only get a million dollars if you kiss the prettiest girl in the world.
00:18Well, obviously I'd pick the prettiest girl in the world and get a million dollars.
00:23We'd be rich.
00:25Yes, we would.
00:27But did you think to say, I'm the prettiest girl in the world?
00:32But you're not.
00:35You're not.
00:36And that's okay.
00:38You're a solid six.
00:40A high six.
00:43And you're being selfish right now because we'd be a million dollars richer.
00:47Well, I don't even think you're a six.
00:50I don't care what you think I am.
00:52I pulled you.
00:54A million dollars.
00:56You'd have to take one for the team.
00:57If you would have just said, babe, you're the prettiest girl in the world, you could have kissed me and gotten a million dollars.
01:03That's the loophole.
01:04But you're not.
01:05But you're not.
01:12You're not.
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