Kick-Ass 2 All Cutscenes (PC, X360, PS3)

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00:00If you're here, it's because you know who I am.

00:02Kick-Ass.

00:03The first real superhero in all that crap.

00:06Although technically, Mindy and her dad were the first.

00:10Hit-Girl and Big Daddy.

00:12They're not as famous, but, well...

00:15They were a lot closer than I was to being super-famous.

00:18And if I was famous before, just imagine after the incident we'd become a full family and more Red Mist.

00:24Unfortunately, we also suffered casualties.

00:27Mindy lost Big Daddy.

00:28After that, she went to live with Marcus, a friend of her dad's.

00:32A good guy, to tell the truth.

00:35He made her promise that she would give up this life, but I needed something more.

00:39The next logical step was a group of superheroes, and I needed trainers.

00:45Seriously, I'm getting sick of this.

00:48First of all, why are we working out in this disgusting dump?

00:52This area is controlled by Shorty Wallace, a small-time dealer.

00:56He runs the car shop over there.

00:58Let's just say that this is the perfect place for your first...

01:01...field test.

01:02Field test?

01:03What are you talking about?

01:04A few days after, Marcus found out about Mindy's latest feats,

01:09before we could meet up with Dr. Gravity's pals.

01:12He forced her to fulfill the promise she'd made to him.

01:15No more superheroes.

01:17But me? I couldn't believe my eyes.

01:20Those guys had a headquarters like the Avengers or the Justice League.

01:23I already knew Dr. Gravity.

01:25They introduced me in Nightwitch.

01:28The girl who became a masked vigilante when somebody murdered her sister.

01:32Remember Tommy? We're the parents of a kid who was kidnapped years ago.

01:36And Insect Man, who had been fucked over all his life because he was gay.

01:40And Battle Guy turned out to be my buddy Marty Eisenberg.

01:44The stupid jerk had made up a story about his parents being murdered in order to join the group.

01:49Although that didn't seem to matter to their leader.

01:52Colonel Stars and Stripes, a former mafia hitman and born-again Christian,

01:57were the coolest fucking guy I've ever met.

01:59Big ass.

02:00It would be a great honor if you joined us.

02:03Yeah! Sign me up!

02:05Where are the girls, Carnage?

02:07Screw you! You fucking wrong ranger!

02:10Pike?

02:14Ah! Ah! I win it!

02:17Stop this! Stop this! Stop this shit!

02:19You see? It wasn't so hard to talk.

02:24You'll be sorry!

02:28I will take care of you!

02:31The motherfucker?

02:33He might be the guy Black Death told us about.

02:35The one who wanted to be the first super villain.

02:37Forget about it. I'm not gonna say that name.

02:40Let's go. We have plenty to do besides battling evil.

02:44Being a superhero means helping people.

02:47And he was right.

02:48A lot of the time there wasn't much action.

02:50Most nights we worked as volunteers in soup kitchens or we helped distribute missing people posters.

02:56That's what being a group of superheroes was.

02:59We were justice forever.

03:01Not bad for an amateur.

03:03You know what?

03:05I'd like to see what you turds can do against heavy artillery.

03:10Watch out!

03:12No!

03:13Fucking Russian whore!

03:15Well, well, Mother Russia.

03:17Seems we've killed Colonel Stars and Stripes.

03:19What a shitty name, by the way.

03:21It's like a copy of Captain America by Rob Liefeld.

03:24Chris Amico, you motherfucker!

03:26The motherfucker in the flesh, Dave.

03:29We'll soon reunite with that prick Colonel.

03:31Because I'm gonna wipe out all you masked freaks in case New York will tremble when it hears my name.

03:42The police?

03:43What a shame.

03:44We'll just have to leave this for another occasion, won't we?

03:47See you around, moron.

03:49Although I couldn't help feeling responsible,

03:51the least I could do was to give Colonel Stars and Stripes the scent of his herb.

03:55I'm sorry, Dave.

03:57I should have been there, but...

03:59I know.

04:00You promised Marcus.

04:02I understand.

04:03Dave, don't!

04:05Shit!

04:06Shit!

04:07What are we gonna do?

04:10Dammit, you're supposed to be a fucking superhero!

04:12Act like a superhero!

04:14Fuck yeah!

04:16Remember Abu Ghraib tumor?

04:18That's going to look like a time massage compared to what I'm going to do to you.

04:22The tumor squealed.

04:23The motherfucker was preparing a devastating attack right in the middle of New York.

04:28We barely had time to prevent it.

04:30It's time. Let's go!

04:33Do as much damage as you can, toxic megatons!

04:36Chris Amico! Surrender, you asshole!

04:39Are you really this stupid?

04:41There's like two of you and an army of us!

04:43Do you seriously have such a heart on to die?

04:46No, that's why we brought our friends.

04:48What are we standing around for? Take them down!

04:53Ouch.

04:55I'm a former spetnut, the old KGB.

04:59I'm trained in Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Savate, and Krav Maga.

05:04Do you really think you have a chance against me?

05:07There's always a last resort.

05:11You think you can kill me?

05:13With a little needle?

05:17That's not... what it's... for...

05:28Dave! Dave, wait!

05:38Dave!

05:40I'm sorry, man!

05:43I'm gonna spend the rest of my life making this right!

05:46I promise!

05:57We did it, man. He'd be proud of you. Of all of us.

06:00One last time? For the colonel?

06:02Justice forever!

06:04That's how it ended.

06:06Mindy left New York.

06:08She said she couldn't put Marcus in that position.

06:11When she left, I understood where my life was going.

06:14I understood that superheroes can't exist in the real world.

06:18Because the real world needs real heroes.

06:21And not just some punk who lets his brain dress up,

06:24but a genuine badass.

06:26Who can really... kick ass.

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