Evil Con Carne Evil Con Carne S01 E02c The Trouble with Skarrina

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00:00Le corps d'un stupide Circus Bear !

00:02Je suis ce cerveau !

00:03Mon nom est Hector Con Carne

00:05Et je vais un jour gouverner le monde !

00:30CINÉMATIQUE

01:00Raaawr !

01:04Hello ?

01:05What the...

01:06Raaawr !

01:09Oh !

01:10Who's the wise guy

01:11Who put water in my oil can ?

01:21Oh Hector !

01:22I'll get you for this !

01:24Quick Major Doctor !

01:26Switch off before I put the coat !

01:31I must retaliate !

01:33I have to exploit his biggest weakness !

01:36Now listen !

01:37Which one of Hector's lackeys is the dumbest ?

01:46You are by far the most attractive woman

01:49I've ever laid eye on !

01:52And I'm not just saying that !

01:54You are beautiful !

01:56Tell me about yourself !

02:00Don't be shy !

02:01I won't bite you now !

02:06Do you mind ?

02:07I'm practicing my woo-woo pitching !

02:24Stupid singles club !

02:26I knew this was a bad idea !

02:29Like I could ever meet the right woman

02:31In a place like this !

02:48Major Doctor Gastly !

02:49Tell me about this new invention !

02:51This is my super potent adrenaline serum !

02:54Just one drop could send any child

02:56Into a never ending hyperactive state !

02:58Parents from all over the world

02:59Would pay a king's ransom for a cure !

03:01Allow me to demonstrate

03:02On this common ordinary chinchilla !

03:17I like it !

03:18I like it !

03:19Major Doctor !

03:21I order you

03:22To make up a big smelly batch of this stuff !

03:25So we can put it into

03:26All of the popular breakfast cereals !

03:28And...

03:29General Scar ?

03:30Oh...

03:31Hector ?

03:32Gastly ?

03:33I'd like to introduce you to my new girlfriend !

03:35Say hello to...

03:37Scarina !

03:40Scar !

03:41Get away from that thing !

03:44What's that supposed to mean ?

03:46That's no woman you twit !

03:48It's a bomb !

03:49Get rid of her !

03:51Oh please !

03:52A bomb ?

03:53Isn't that the best you can do ?

03:55Just look at her !

03:59She's got metal skin...

04:01She's kicking !

04:02And don't forget the big honking fuse

04:03Coming out of her head !

04:05Stay out of it you !

04:06And don't tell the rest of you !

04:08My personal life

04:09Is none of your business !

04:13Her head is full of dynamite General !

04:15Let's go honey cakes !

04:19Scar's head is as empty as a cuckoo's !

04:22Hey ! To the video phone !

04:27Yes ?

04:28Very funny Estroi !

04:30The joke is over !

04:32Oh I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about !

04:35Don't you play dumb with me

04:37You chrome plated ninny !

04:39Tell Scar his girlfriend is a bomb !

04:41Oh !

04:42She's the bomb all right !

04:44Catch you later G !

04:49Estroi !

04:50Come back here !

04:51Eh !

04:52I'm glad someone is happy for me !

04:54You just can't stand for me to be happy !

04:57You're like a sponge !

04:59You take, take, take !

05:02I'm going to say this one last time...

05:05She...

05:06Is a bomb !

05:08Open your eye man !

05:09You're being stupid !

05:11Now get rid of her before it's too late !

05:14Why can't you people just be happy for me ?

05:16General Scar needs love too !

05:18Is that so wrong ?

05:22Selina and I are going to my room !

05:26And we're locking the blast door !

05:29She's gonna blow !

05:32Attention ! Attention !

05:33All personnel must evacuate at once !

05:35This is not a drill !

05:37Please form a single file line and evacuate the complex in an orderly fashion !

05:42No !

05:43No !

05:44No !

05:45No !

05:46No !

05:47No !

05:50Nobody's that stupid !

05:52Come on chief !

06:01Just look at them !

06:02They stop at nothing to come between us...

06:04So typical !

06:07General Scar !

06:08This is your last chance !

06:10Je dois y aller avant qu'il ne soit trop tard !

06:12Mange des oeufs !

06:16Je prends ça comme un O.

06:20Bien joué, toi, imbécile !

06:22Oh, je m'excuse pour le comportement de mes partenaires.

06:25Ils sont juste jaloux.

06:26Bien sûr, en te regardant, c'est facile de voir pourquoi.

06:32Ne t'inquiète pas.

06:33Parce que maintenant, je vais te prendre dans mes bras et te kisser.

06:37Très vite et très dur.

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