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090-Big Brother Australia Season 2,Day 75,Daily Show, Friday, 21 June 2002
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00:00Tonight on Big Brother Uncut, the best dog.
00:14Yeah, yeah baby!
00:16Hello, I'm Gretel Colleen and welcome to Big Brother Uncut.
00:39Well, over the last nine weeks, we've brought you all the funniest and most grown-up bits
00:43of Big Brother that couldn't be shown early in the evening on The Daily Show.
00:47This household has rocked the nation with its antics.
00:50They've had us rolling on the lounge room floor with laughter and week after week they've
00:54always had another trick up their sleeve.
00:57So, let me take you back to a time not so long ago.
01:01In the beginning, there was no life, just an empty house, a pool and a garden.
01:06And then there was a momentous cataclysm.
01:08The back door swung open and a dozen loud, colourful, wild and raucous housemates tumbled
01:14in.
01:14And it wasn't long before a volatile air of sexual tension started to waft through the
01:19house, just waiting for a spark to ignite it.
01:22It's hard enough to get hot around these boys.
01:25Seriously.
01:26The guys were sweating.
01:37The girls were sweating.
01:44Collectively, it was a sexual frustration sauna.
01:47Hit him hard.
01:48Hit him hard.
01:48Hit him hard.
01:48Hit him hard.
01:49The rate they were going, someone was bound to pop a vein.
01:52Then again, some already had.
01:54It seems that talk of things sexual dominated the Big Brother house every day.
02:11People can actually hold this on via bleeding.
02:14And every night.
02:15What about anal sex?
02:16You like it?
02:18Ramlings.
02:19You do?
02:20I've been waking up a morning saluting with a boner.
02:22Hurt him.
02:24You're hunting hall.
02:25There's a bearser.
02:27Give me some legser.
02:29Oh, yeah.
02:32What's all I'm talking about, baby?
02:35Oh, yeah.
02:36I don't have a dick anymore.
02:38Really?
02:39They covered everything from size and shape.
02:42Thin and short or big and thick.
02:44To the where and when.
02:45Sydney, one of our...
02:46Can't say it.
02:47That's dirty, man.
02:48That's dirty.
02:48Yeah?
02:49Even how many?
02:51What can you do with two penises at the same time?
02:54To me, that's just too many flying around.
02:56And everything else in between.
03:01All this, and it was only week two.
03:04I know.
03:04I really want to look, but I can't.
03:06Mira, get the handcuffs.
03:07Look out.
03:10I'm going off like a cat in a box.
03:12Fuckin' hell.
03:20I'm the only one not getting a piece of the action.
03:23Oh, poor Aaron.
03:25Well, the housemates were like a dozen proud peacocks on display,
03:28parading before each other and flaunting their wares
03:31to compete for the title of sexiest and sassiest in the house.
03:36It wasn't long before the feathers began to fly
03:38and some couples thought of nesting,
03:40with a few false starts along the way.
03:44From their first massage to their almost first kiss,
03:48Damien and Jessica played the part of courting lovebirds.
03:52I love you, man.
03:54Where am I?
03:55We better get our clothes off.
03:57Oh, shit, get our clothes off.
03:59Vogueing it up.
04:00Vogueing.
04:01Oh, God.
04:01I mean, is that the world record for pick-up?
04:04Certainly did I see you as the mate.
04:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck off, man.
04:09Like, that's it.
04:10It's that mate attraction.
04:12I'm not going to fuck anyone else except the guy I know.
04:15So, oh, fuck, you're just going to be just here.
04:18Who the fuck else could it be?
04:22Oh, look, you're here right now.
04:24Like, you're in the vicinity, you're here, you're there.
04:27Let's fuck.
04:29But with the morning sun came a new vision.
04:32She was mysterious, she was artistic, she was flexible.
04:36What's this girl?
04:37What do you call this?
04:40Is it touching her?
04:41Yeah.
04:43I like her.
04:45That soon became clear when Damien's attention shifted from Jessica to Mirabai.
04:51Slower the better.
04:52Yeah.
04:53But it was the night of Katrina's birthday bash that things really turned on their head.
05:05This kiss rocking the foundation of the Big Brother house.
05:08Damien and Mirabai's first kiss sent more than just their own tongues wagging.
05:23So, yes, guys, see, yes.
05:25I'm going to pass again.
05:29Yay.
05:32Yay.
05:32What's happening is, Jess is really jealous.
05:36And Jess and Damien have had this, um, had this.
05:40So they're trying to make each other jealous.
05:42See, it looks between, um, Damien and Jess now.
05:45She's all over Marty at the moment.
05:47We're trying to use a token, but she's trying to act like, um, I'm okay, I'm cool, I've got
05:51someone else.
05:52But yet, Marty is really untoken.
05:53Damien is being a bit of a bastard at the moment.
05:55Damien was a bastard from day one.
05:57What are you talking about?
05:57No, Damien's fantastic.
05:58Damien's stealing my alcohol.
06:00He's a nice bastard.
06:01With Katrina's hoedown now in full swing, a posse of horny cowpokes then roped a couple
06:07of frisky fillies into performing a kiss of their own.
06:11It's a bird's eye.
06:12Pass us.
06:13Pass us.
06:13Pass us.
06:18And with one kiss already under her belt, cowgirl Mirabai was up for another.
06:26As for the boys, so many chiefs and so few women Indians.
06:35We'll be the first guy.
06:36We'll be the first guy.
06:38That was real.
06:40Preferring lip service to lip action.
06:42Who wants to kiss me?
06:43He said he's super hot.
06:45But the girls didn't seem to mind.
06:47It's true to me that you shot.
06:49Offering up the grand finales with the now infamous three-way patch.
07:02Yes!
07:02Oh yes, we hadn't seen that much squealing and peshing since year 10 geography camp.
07:20But the housemates hadn't even begun to explore the dim recesses of each other's minds and
07:25bodies.
07:25After the break, and it's back to the top of the charts with a re-release of Aaron's
07:30Greatest Fits.
07:32I'm going to...
07:33Ah!
07:39Woke up this morning, my head was inside out.
07:44The big brother cameras were always in the housemates' faces, and sometimes bits of their
07:59faces were on our cameras.
08:02Now, in the early days of the house, our ex-Navy boy Aaron was on a mission to rule the high
08:07seas of Uncut.
08:08His mum warned us he is a compulsive nudist.
08:11But nothing could prepare the housemates, or us, for his curious obsession with total
08:17body baldness.
08:18Tweezers.
08:19Tweezers.
08:20You've been plugging your pubes.
08:21Uh...
08:22No, I'm actually...
08:23Hair removal.
08:24Hair.
08:25Hair removal.
08:26Hair.
08:27Hair removal.
08:28Meat cream.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Hair cream.
08:31Yeah, that's something...
08:32Yeah.
08:33Did you really do something like that for this show?
08:36No, not for the show.
08:37Do you want to clean yourself up?
08:38No, I do it all the time.
08:39What are you saying?
08:40Why would your partner tongue a hairy sack?
08:42No, no, that's a good point.
08:44It's called maintenance.
08:45It's called maintenance, so...
08:46Yeah, you've got to keep it trimmed and torn.
08:48That's right.
08:49I've maintained my skin on that.
08:50I hope that you maintain yours still.
08:51We all, yeah.
08:52Well, you know...
08:53Yes!
08:54Starling!
08:55Maintenance has been achieved.
08:56That's what I'm saying, like, it's all about maintenance.
08:58It's all about maintenance.
08:59And I like, yeah.
09:00It's great.
09:01And you know what I want for this all that hates was our lack of hygiene, so...
09:03Lack of...
09:04There you go.
09:05What have you done?
09:06I like to put V-cream on my sack and, like, hair removal on me.
09:08Bullwag.
09:09Doesn't it burn?
09:10Hair removal.
09:11Yeah, V-cream.
09:12For sensitive skin it is.
09:13And it works.
09:14Oh, yeah.
09:15Of course.
09:16What am I driving?
09:17Pull your sack tall and fill it in with it.
09:18You know, I'll get one of those gloves, those, you know...
09:20Exfoliators.
09:21And just exfoliate it off and give it a bit of shower and...
09:23And you'd like to go.
09:24Check it out.
09:25Check it out.
09:26It's maintained.
09:27We might as well suck that.
09:28I'm so innocent and sheltered.
09:29He looks attractive.
09:30He's attractive.
09:31I can't look attractive.
09:32Looks like elbow skin.
09:36You got your stacks of wax, man.
09:38But you don't expect to get...
09:39That'd be frightened of a big creep.
09:41What you can do is smear it up your ass crack and get your fucking...
09:44What are you doing?
09:46Do you just do your ass crack as well?
09:48It does.
09:49Do you really?
09:50Give us a demo.
09:51Quick, give us a demo.
09:52Show me.
09:53You have a hairless bum crack.
09:55Give us a demo.
09:56Do we ask?
09:57Yeah, come on.
09:58Let's see.
09:59If you don't, if you don't, you're the worst person ever.
10:02No, no, no, no.
10:03He's got a hairless ass crack.
10:04Why would you do that to yourself?
10:05Come on, show us.
10:06Come on, show us.
10:07Come on, show us.
10:08Oh, hairless.
10:09Oh, hairless.
10:10Oh, hairless.
10:11Oh, hairless.
10:12Oh, hairless.
10:13Oh, hairless.
10:14Oh, hairless.
10:15Oh, hairless.
10:16Oh, hairless.
10:17Oh, hairless.
10:18That is bulls of a badger's ass.
10:20You're a sick man.
10:22Okay.
10:23Well, we've seen how wild those early weeks were and under that kind of sexual pressure,
10:29the men were in danger of bursting their vows.
10:32It wasn't long before they fell victim to the urges we all know their tiny male minds
10:37can't escape.
10:38And so it fell to Aaron to give the house a term they would adopt as their own, the Larratt.
10:44You have a curtain.
10:45It's called your wank curtain.
10:46It's a bit of process.
10:47What's the problem for you?
10:48What's the problem for you?
10:49What's the problem for you?
10:50For what?
10:51For wank.
10:52Wank?
10:53Larratt.
10:54Larratt.
10:55A what?
10:56Take a Larratt.
10:57A Larratt.
10:58Yeah.
10:59And we have a wank chucks.
11:00And what you do, you get a chucks.
11:02Or you get a sock, a muck.
11:03And you're like, because you're going to do it when you're at sea.
11:06You're eating your socks or your chucks.
11:08After about five.
11:09Cockrag.
11:10No, yeah.
11:11Good enough.
11:12You can call a cockrag.
11:13After about eight times.
11:14Because every time you use it, you lift up your mattress and put it on your mattress.
11:17It becomes like a frisbee.
11:18How would you like to spank somebody?
11:22Hang on.
11:23Boy, stop.
11:28Stop.
11:29Knock, knock, knock.
11:31Nice.
11:32You finished there yet?
11:33First Larratt knife.
11:36First Larratt.
11:37Let me hear that.
11:39That's brilliant.
11:42That's brilliant, isn't it?
11:43You're falling in love with me, huh?
11:45I had another Larratt.
11:46Is ya?
11:47Did you stay?
11:48Did it last?
11:49I can't fucking larratt because it's time to come to my bed.
11:51No you can't.
11:52You can't.
11:53Larratt on it.
11:54I can't fucking larratt on it.
11:55I can't do anything.
11:56Larratt on it.
11:57I can't do anything.
11:58You can't do anything.
11:59Larratt on it.
12:00I can't do anything.
12:01I can't do anything.
12:02Larratt on it.
12:03You can't larratt on it.
12:04Stab her.
12:05Take your mother to my apartment and listen to the albums.
12:07I had a dream last night. I call that my superhero. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. He doesn't use extra strong strength. He uses sticky shit. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. You see, Larratt Man, you know he's coming. Oh, yeah.
12:35He'll push you up. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Larratt Man. Now, the word they use in the Navy is Larratt, which we now know comes from Larratt-er-up.
13:04But the boys in the house thought Aaron said Larratt, and that's what they've been saying ever since. So I guess it's a new word.
13:10Now, remember the bunker task? The housemates still talk about it. There must have been something magical about sitting in the rain all night with green and black makeup on and a tree growing out of your ear.
13:21Damai was so inspired, he felt the urge to go above and beyond the call of duty and launch a raid on Mirabai's not-so-well-fortified front line.
13:30What are they doing?
13:35How did Damai get in? Because Mirabai wasn't-
13:37What is that happening? How did that brew?
13:39I know. Damai was-
13:40I looked for last air ride.
13:46Where?
13:47Come on over the hall.
13:48We can't go in there.
13:49We can.
13:51Where?
13:51Are you going to bed?
13:55I'm going to go back on duty.
13:59I can't escape.
14:05It's just an update.
14:07They're smiling.
14:08Probably not.
14:09Yes, I am.
14:09Yeah, Sarah's a little excited.
14:24You see?
14:25Yeah.
14:25Yeah.
14:25Yeah.
14:25Yeah.
14:39It's just a football, chicks, and great times.
14:50Spectacular.
14:50The Aussie flag.
14:52Aussie flag.
14:54My dad, who right now is working his ass up the nomadier.
14:57Marty's dad is doing nothing.
14:58Big slap.
14:59No.
15:02When the television archaeologists of the future dig through the thousands of hours of Big Brother footage,
15:07one party may well be recorded as being the most significant in Big Brother history.
15:12It was Friday the 26th of April 2002.
15:16We had 11 housemates, a few drinks, and a theme that was the catalyst for madness.
15:21Devils and angels.
15:22Aaron was running wild.
15:24Even Turk Khan was on the rampage.
15:26Sarah was trying to crunch the numbers for a threesome with Jess and Marty,
15:30but it wasn't adding up to passion.
15:32In fact, the party was still swinging when Jess and Marty decided to hit the hay.
15:37Funny thing was, they weren't going to sleep.
15:39They were only just waking up.
15:44Daddy, I can't wait for you.
15:47I can see.
15:48Can I just mention something?
16:10They've made their bed and so it was time to try it out, but no one cut is complete without
16:31approval from the chief censor.
16:45Soon after, Cruise of Bedroom 2's hottest attraction began, with Sarah lining up for repeat performances.
16:58I'm not part of this.
17:13Some people have strength of character.
17:19This one's got strength of character versus you don't have strength of character.
17:24Mirabai in other circumstances is going on a permanent binge.
17:28She's a slut.
17:29Sarah, who once enjoyed an adults only performance by Damien and Mirabai, returned with Alex
17:46for a private screening.
17:49But the morality alarm had once again been triggered and a guardian angel appeared just
17:54in time to save another couple from certain scandal.
17:58Can we not be in this room?
18:04Some things might be happening in Bedroom 2 that are not morally correct.
18:14What?
18:15I know that's already correct.
18:16Do kiddies.
18:17It's all about the kids.
18:18Kids.
18:19Don't follow Bedroom 2.
18:20No.
18:21Do follow your morals and follow your heart and follow your voice and voice those morals
18:26because morals are good.
18:27Do not look at those feet that are sticking out of those beds.
18:30Go look at them and look to morals because if you look at the feet out of the bed there
18:35are no morals.
18:36Yes.
18:37Do you want me to go?
18:38Yes.
18:39Why?
18:40Because.
18:41Because.
18:42Because I get you.
18:43Because what?
18:44Because I get you.
18:45Because what?
18:46I get you.
18:47I get you.
18:48I get you.
18:49Why?
18:50Because I'm silly.
18:52I get you.
18:53Why?
18:55Why do you think?
18:57Why do you think?
18:58Why do you think?
18:59Why do you think?
19:01Why do you think?
19:02Why do you think?
19:03Why do you think?
19:04Why do you think?
19:05And so with just two angels left standing, well sort of it was time to tackle more pressing
19:07matters.
19:08Can I get you the um.
19:10Can I get you that week?
19:11Can you put that on?
19:13So the slippery peaks of the moral high ground were staked out by some housemates worried
19:23about the blooming relationship between Marty and Jess.
19:26but pete and turkan were getting closer by the day until possibly influenced by the air of
19:32devilishness at the party pete took a left turn and landed in bed with katrina pete and katrina
19:39did it really happen they both deny it maybe we imagined it or did we you be the judge
19:45oh you packet of slots
19:47i'm not getting on top i'm getting on here on this side no i'm just gonna give it
19:55i'm just gonna give an autocue as to what's going on in here
19:58we've also got mirabai who's one of the most um unappreciated innocent ones of the group who has
20:18the most effect overall um she's reaching out with her white feathers speaking of white
20:24in comes nathan with a white robe on hello
20:27um okay do you want a bedroom update
20:31yeah
20:31are you ready um bedroom update is the fact that i'm pete skis is in bed with k skis
20:40oh skis
20:41just when they thought it was safe to call it a night a bombshell rocked the big brother house
20:48peter and katrina were getting cozy in bedroom too
20:55no longer the main attraction marty and jess got their chance to play audience
21:10meanwhile scouts were dispatched for more information reporting back to the hungry tribe
21:16yeah the gossip is aaron's on his own yeah um kat and pete are curled up arm in arm
21:24um marty's still got his eyes open and breathing and jessica's monitoring him with
21:30sex in her eyes
21:32are you serious
21:34yeah of course
21:36oh yes
21:37jessica peter and katrina continue to get comfortable
21:47prompting turkan to take solace from the stars
21:59and marty stayed on track for the hangover to beat all hangovers
22:29when we return bubble bubble pash and trouble a spa is born
22:40well guess it's time to do as i promised
22:47verse 19
22:49nudie run
22:51nudie scream
22:52and my books that does not count as an official nudie run
23:11if it's not out it's not on
23:13but it wasn't true to kieran's first night in the house
23:16and little did we know how intimate we'd be getting with his body
23:19and all of its terrible functions over the weeks that followed
23:23now the arrival of kieran brodie and nicole was celebrated with a session
23:27in the best gift big brother has ever given the housemates
23:30the boiling cauldron of all that is uncut
23:33the spa
23:34well here
23:35they might fit
23:37yeah okay
23:37cool
23:38where those
23:38oh this is where we're bloody undies
23:40so technically our vaginas are going to be sharing material here
23:44hey penises, vaginas
23:46we've been showing the same power
23:47you see everything here
23:48the whole thing
23:49within minutes of arriving our intruders were sharing a whole lot next
23:54you know what, here's a toast to many new people
23:57yeah
23:58yeah
23:59that's so nice
24:00yeah
24:01wow
24:06and it wasn't long before Splash turned to Pat
24:14with all the action happening around them
24:20Marty and Jess took the opportunity for a stolen kiss
24:25but with Sarah's helping hand
24:34that twosome soon became a threesome
24:37or was that a foursome
24:46or was that a foursome
24:53and who can forget Shannon mistaking Brodie for a chuppa chuppa
24:58one in the world
25:07now contrary to popular belief uncut isn't just about naked bodies
25:13shamelessly writhing and bouncing in bed showers and spars
25:16not that there's anything wrong with that
25:18in fact some of our favourite moments on this show have been simple articulate conversations
25:23and the intruders have had much to offer.
25:26Foreplay can last for a moment, say, two hours,
25:29then sex itself can last for another, say, three hours.
25:32Then foreplay again can come back into play.
25:34Did you say foreplay can last for two hours?
25:35Yes.
25:36And then foreplay can come back into play again.
25:39What is the point of two-hour foreplay?
25:41Two-hour foreplay is darn good.
25:47It's being in the situation, recognising where you are
25:52and then prolonging as long as you can.
25:55I mean, oh, mate.
25:56I think it's Yoda.
25:57No!
25:58It's heavy!
25:59No, no, no, no.
26:03Stay the three.
26:05Stay the three.
26:06Mate.
26:07Mate.
26:08I am a sextant.
26:09Take the three away from it.
26:10This is Brady, what he's saying, prolonging.
26:12Ready?
26:13Pro-da.
26:14Step-da.
26:15Step-da.
26:16Step-da.
26:17Step-da.
26:18Grandmother, grandmother, grandmother, grandmother, grandmother.
26:20As I was going to go on to say, because I, like you, am a three-minute man.
26:25Yes!
26:26I'm a three-minute man!
26:27But the three times three equals nine.
26:30I know!
26:31That's good.
26:32Did you?
26:33Okay.
26:34If you say to yourself, no.
26:37No, Kieran.
26:38Yes!
26:39No.
26:40Mate, jump out!
26:41Jump out!
26:42Jump out!
26:43How hard is it to say, no, no, Kieran, no?
26:44It is, yeah.
26:45So, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, no, Kieran, no.
26:47That's, you're, like, no, Kieran, no.
26:48That's, you're, like, no!
26:49Jump!
26:50Yes!
26:51Get the racket!
26:52Get the racket!
26:53Yes!
26:54Mate!
26:55The longest was probably over eight hours, almost nine hours.
26:58That was a long one.
26:59Nine hours!
27:00Nine hours!
27:01Nine hours!
27:02Did you not get hungry?
27:03Did you not make you have a toilet?
27:04Yeah, I did.
27:05I kind of kept looking at the clock going, when is this going to end?
27:07So, he was just, he was just pumping away.
27:09Oh, my God, he's brought me to Kentucky.
27:11But, in recent times, in recent times, an hour is, like, maximum.
27:21I'm stuffing it up so badly.
27:23An hour, to me, would be an eternity.
27:26If I lost an hour, I'd seriously be, I'd be doing, I'd be doing a dance.
27:31I'd be doing a dance.
27:32What are you talking?
27:33Fifteen minutes.
27:34That's too long, isn't it, Kieran?
27:36I can tell.
27:37Really?
27:38Fifteen minutes, and I feel like I'm touched by an angel, that a miracle's occurred.
27:43Are you talking fifteen minutes of sex, or fifteen minutes of foreplay, and sex?
27:47Well, to me, foreplay is taking off the clothes.
27:51To me, an hour of anything, an hour of anything, whether it can be sport, eating, or sex, to me, would feel like, would feel possibly a bit too long.
28:03So, tell me how it pans out. Let's work through it.
28:07Okay, to me, the difference is, this, okay, this, that's the good part.
28:16So, why go through two hours of...
28:20Just waiting for the...
28:22Do you reckon you've given a girl an orgasm every time, or...?
28:25No.
28:26No.
28:27No male can.
28:28No male can.
28:31There's been so many times I've failed.
28:34How do you know when you've passed?
28:35You need to fail to succeed.
28:37Do you know when you've passed?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Well...
28:40No, I don't even know how I've passed.
28:42Oh, no.
28:43You're messing around with everything I've even known.
28:46I don't know.
28:47I don't know what I'm doing.
28:48I don't know what I'm doing.
28:51Oh, darling.
28:52Oh!
28:53Oh!
28:54Everybody!
28:55Brady's a dirty talker.
28:56Oh!
28:57Daddy's a dirty talker!
28:58Oh!
28:59Brady!
29:00Brady!
29:01Tell us what you're saying!
29:02Tell me!
29:03It would be, as simply, you're, you're that wet that you want me inside you, aren't you?
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:08Oh!
29:09You've just lost every girlfriend that I have again!
29:12Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:16Oh!
29:17Chr intrinsic!
29:18Jonas, Jonas, Jonas!
29:27We're just doing a quick dance!
29:28Look at it guys!
29:29Good working!
29:30Tonight darling!
29:31Nancy!
29:32Hey, Tommy, quick, who's coming?
29:34Please, I'm in bag để underwear!
29:38Please, I'm in bag았 their underwear and I'm sitting around!
29:41I promise, I won't ever be aroused again!
29:44It's amazing how superheroes are created.
29:47Bitten by a genetically modified spider, you become Spider-Man.
29:50Born on planet Krypton, you're Superman.
29:52Cop an overdose of gamma rays, hello, Incredible Hulk.
29:56Simply put on a pair of threadbare and possibly skid-mug beige underpants
29:59and dance in a lounge room, well, the beige hornet is born.
30:03But what about the pleasure machine?
30:04What freak accident of science or birth created him?
30:09Kieran, when you hear this tune played night or day,
30:11it transforms you into the pleasure machine.
30:14Oh, yeah!
30:17Oh, yeah!
30:23Oh, no!
30:27The pleasure machine is in the room!
30:31Oh, no!
30:32Oh, no!
30:37No!
30:38It's all pleasure.
30:43Oh, yeah!
30:46How does that music?
30:48Come on, get down again!
30:49Get down!
30:50Get down!
30:51Get down!
30:57Come on, get down!
30:58Come on, get down!
30:59Come on!
31:00Come on!
31:01Wait.
31:02Kieran, come here, come here.
31:04Face the glass.
31:05This under the glass.
31:06Check out the sweaty butt crack.
31:08Get it off me!
31:15Get it off me!
31:17Look!
31:17Look!
31:24It's a sweaty butt crack.
31:26Did you see the sweaty butt crack?
31:29Brody, did you see the sweaty ass crack?
31:32It was on the window.
31:34That is hilarious.
31:36That's too much.
31:36No, no time for this nonsense.
31:44Look in the pleasure machine.
31:45What can be my superpowers other than to put my pleasure?
31:48Those in need.
31:49How do you pleasure them?
31:51With the thrust door.
31:53It's the secret move that causes pleasure.
31:55That's the thrust door.
31:56So, let's just say someone needs, uh, you need pleasure.
32:00Let's just please warm us up.
32:03It's the thrust door.
32:05That creates instant pleasure.
32:07Where do they feel the pleasure?
32:08Oh, they feel, it feels orgasmic.
32:10Are you sure?
32:11You're, you're not the only one feeling the pleasure, because I felt nothing.
32:14Yeah, well, I'm not in the costume.
32:15You're in the costume.
32:16So, once you want to do the thrust door, everyone must have an orgasm.
32:18Then I will feel it.
32:19Then?
32:19Yes!
32:20Yes!
32:20So, once I do the thrust door, everyone must feel the pleasure.
32:23Oh, that's fantastic.
32:25Wow.
32:25Is that ready, Jess?
32:26Yes.
32:27All right.
32:27Pleasure machine comes up, ready for pleasure?
32:33Yes.
32:33That's it.
32:34Feel the pleasure.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36My work here has been done.
32:37Nice.
32:38Wow.
32:39Is that what it's like?
32:39Not really.
32:43The intruders were the life of the party when they arrived, and for days after, there was
32:46a lot of catching up to do.
32:48I don't know what you say to strangers at a gathering, but Kieran had his own subtle way
32:52of breaking the ice.
32:54Have you had fingers up the bum?
32:56Yeah.
32:56It's a lot up the bum.
32:57I have a finger on the bum.
32:58I think, no.
32:59I will call Christy Chase.
33:00Football.
33:01Have you?
33:01Oh, yeah.
33:02I've had a girl.
33:03Kieran.
33:04Kieran, I've had a girl stick out the bum.
33:06Tell us what it's like, because we've never been there, so explain.
33:08And I'm just going, it's, it's, it's, I'm a gay only once, I'll be at this line.
33:14I mean, it feels good, but yes, I want to have it happen.
33:17Because that's where your G-spot is.
33:19Yeah.
33:20Yeah.
33:20That's where boys' G-spots are.
33:22I heard that, like, the guy sort of recoloured his walls once the G-spot was found.
33:28And was it better than any orgasm you've had?
33:31Yeah.
33:32I go, I'll be completely black and disgusting.
33:34No, I didn't.
33:35You can come without even anyone touching your dick.
33:38That's great.
33:39By then pushing up your G-spot.
33:42Wow.
33:42Does it take a long time to get to that spot?
33:45No.
33:46It's not called sex.
33:47As long as they're gentle, nah.
33:49Yeah.
33:50I'll step on.
33:50No, seriously.
33:51No, I'm just curious.
33:53Yeah, no, seriously, no, not at all, not at all.
33:56But, like, yeah, I haven't done that much, but I think I've done it.
33:57Do you ejaculate when that...
33:59Yeah, you do.
34:00Mission of a dream.
34:01Oh, yeah.
34:01Is it double the enhancement if someone's going both ways?
34:04Quadruples enhancements.
34:05Anyway.
34:06I've heard this.
34:07Yes.
34:08Like joining any secret society, the intruders had to go through certain initiations.
34:15Spa, the shower, and quiet prodding by Alex.
34:18Alex bet Bridie $500 if he'd run around the house in one of Nicole's G-strings.
34:24But it turned into much more than a run.
34:2640 seconds left to make a decision.
34:29What, sir?
34:29What can we make?
34:30Yeah, I'll give it a go.
34:30I'll give it a go.
35:00I'll give it a go.
35:30I'll give it a go.
35:57Thank you, everybody.
36:02I can see you know it's a way around a man's lap.
36:04And if my mum calls, tell her that was just the front, okay?
36:07I'll tell you what you want.
36:08Commando style.
36:09Buddy boy.
36:11Give me it all.
36:17You want a piece of this, do you, punk?
36:20You ready for that?
36:22Yeah, come on.
36:23Ride me.
36:24Ride me.
36:25Ride me.
36:27I love it, too.
36:31It's so nasty.
36:33You don't?
36:34You'll love it.
36:36Kieran, speak in that, like, really growly voice, Kieran.
36:41Yeah, more bills.
36:42More bills.
36:43Oh, I love the bills.
36:44Love the bills.
36:50Your turn.
36:51Green, oh.
36:53We're moving into some recent house history now.
36:56Three weeks ago, the house was split.
36:59Bedroom doors were locked.
37:00Clans banded together.
37:01Some housemates were in and some were out.
37:04Then, Big Brother flipped all their wigs with a mass nomination and the threat of double eviction.
37:09The housemates went through five stages of emotion.
37:12Shock, anger, denial, acceptance, and let's party.
37:16It almost might be our last week.
37:18And I tell you what, I'd love to just run a month.
37:20Yeah.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Yeah.
37:22No.
37:23Love it.
37:23Break it down.
37:24Yeah.
37:24Yeah.
37:25Yeah.
37:25Yeah.
37:27Bye.
37:29At the Big Brother billabong, the housemates were letting off steam after the news of their
37:34shock nomination.
37:35Great time.
37:36Yeah.
37:36Yeah.
37:36A whirlpool of emotion, a time when the secret society and the purple people came together
37:43as one to sing patriotic songs of liberty, fraternity, and animal husbandry.
37:49Oh, my God.
37:50Hey, I'm all right.
37:52Hey, I'm all right.
37:54United, their inhibitions soon disappeared.
37:57Then, so did Jess, soon reappearing with a new flag for the rebel cause.
38:02Yes.
38:02With fire in their bellies and mischief on their minds, the housemates attempt to recreate
38:08past infamy with a good old game of pash and splash.
38:11Come on, boy, here.
38:13Are we animals?
38:14Are we animals?
38:15Are we animals?
38:15What are you doing?
38:16He's good.
38:17Love that.
38:18Let's give you this.
38:21You want it?
38:22No!
38:24Ah, Al.
38:25See, mate?
38:26Oh, look at Al, sorry.
38:28Okay, Al.
38:29I am the Lord of no pash.
38:31We don't want to see.
38:32I am the Lord of no pash.
38:32I am the Lord of no pash.
38:34Six.
38:35Jess and, surprise, surprise, Sarah, tried to revive another old favourite.
38:41We'll see you have the same green.
38:42Get out of the box.
38:44Get out of here.
38:44Sarah.
38:47But the magic didn't seem to work.
38:51Leaving this old dog only semi-interested.
38:55Semi.
38:56The girls tried again, offering sweet delights.
39:00But like a kid in a candy shop, Marty spotted some forbidden fruit.
39:04And I personally went in there to ask them if they could show it to us.
39:09They haven't yet.
39:10In what was a trying week for both of them, Marty and Nathan decided to kiss and make up.
39:20But while thoughts turned to our first all-boy kiss, Kieran bolted for the bathroom.
39:25Would this be his lucky night?
39:38Jess applied new, kind-on-skin, Kieran, to tempt Marty with the oldest trick in the book.
39:44Oh, it's so hot, right here.
39:47And it worked.
39:48Yo!
39:49Take her.
39:49She's yours.
39:51Joining Marty and Jess in their now all-too-familiar embrace.
39:56With thoughts of revolution and battles fought, the weary rebels exited the spa,
40:02beelining for their barracks to fight a new cause, sleep.
40:07My parents, I love you.
40:10It's in the light.
40:12Good night.
40:13Good night, boys.
40:26All right, mate.
40:27But not for Marty and Jess in the purple pit of passion.
40:35With the temperature rising at a rapid rate,
40:38one soldier defected to the other side for some peace and quiet.
40:43I was telling you some things I thought maybe should be kept to the couple, so...
40:51That's definitely...
40:53What a few months it's been, but it's not over yet.
41:16We were planning to pack our bags and travel a racy world of International Big Brother next Thursday.
41:21But then things got all weird and crazy back in our house, so much so that we're giving
41:26you an extra show.
41:28And here's a sneak preview.
41:30I'm Gretel Colleen, good night, sleep tight.
41:32I live with these people.
41:45What's going on?
41:47What is it with guys and this show?
42:07Holy shit.
42:13What a bunch of people.
42:19I wouldn't have it any other way.
42:31Hey, it's Zara here from Zara, Troy and Bernie on 92.9.
42:43To hear all the breaking news from the Big Brother house as it happens, listen to 92.9 tomorrow
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