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00:00Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

00:03My name is Charli XCX.

00:06For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album, Brat.

00:13But don't worry if you don't.

00:15There is nothing wrong with being straight.

00:18OK, so a little about me.

00:20I actually started performing when I was really young

00:23and I played at my first rave when I was 15 years old.

00:27My parents actually drove me there.

00:29And if you're wondering, how did I get my parents to drive me to a rave,

00:33well, I just told them,

00:34guys, I've got swim practice at 2 a.m.

00:41in a warehouse full of gays.

00:44No, but seriously, I've come a long way

00:46and today I consider myself to be a triple threat,

00:51which in England means I sing, I drink and I smoke.

00:57Speaking of singing, I want to take a moment to thank someone

01:00who's been there for me my entire career, Autotune.

01:05Autotune makes everything sound better, even really bad news.

01:11Like this, watch.

01:14I'm breaking up with you cos I'm trying to hook up with your dad.

01:21See?

01:23I have to say, Brat Summer has been a crazy experience.

01:27So many people have asked me, what is Brat?

01:30And honestly, it's just like an attitude, it's a vibe.

01:33For example, the new Martha Stewart documentary.

01:37When Martha gets mad about an old magazine article

01:41and she says that she's glad the journalist who wrote it is dead,

01:45that is Brat.

01:47And then last Friday, when that exact journalist

01:50responded and said, hey, I'm alive, bitch, that is extremely Brat.

01:56Honestly, though, anyone can be Brat.

02:00Really? Even me?

02:03Oh, Kyle Mooney.

02:10Maybe, tell me, Kyle, what is your favourite kind of club?

02:14Probably Turkey.

02:15OK.

02:16And what's your favourite kind of drug?

02:18I take Claritin.

02:20Over-the-counter, hardcore.

02:23And if someone spilled a drink on you at the club, what would you say?

02:26No worries, carry on, my lady.

02:29I've never heard that before.

02:30So, what do you say?

02:32Am I Brat?

02:33No.

02:36All good.

02:39Look, keeping it real is very Brat.

02:43Brat is all about being vulnerable.

02:45So, truly, this is a dream come true.

02:47I am so excited to be here.

02:50And I'm not used to being out this early on a Saturday night.

02:54But for you guys, it's worth it,

02:56because we've got a great show for you tonight!

03:00Come on, we'll be right back.

Charli XCX : i sing, i drink and i smoke - SNL monologue

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