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00:00Bigly, Bigly, stop!

00:02That means we're gonna miss lunch!

00:04With blueberry pie and tutti-frutti ice cream for dessert!

00:08Great, babe!

00:09Blueberry pie, tootsie-fruitsie!

00:12Mmm, great, babe!

00:18Let's go, Bigly, Bigly!

00:20That tootsie-fruitsie gets him every time!

00:24Come on, Bigly, let's get moving!

00:27Let's get this show on the road!

00:29I don't know how you did it, but you're all going to get tickets for illegal parking!

00:33And never mind the excuses!

00:39A 40-foot purple ape!

00:41Boy, this city is sure getting busy and crowded.

00:44I don't even know where we are!

00:46Now what we need here is to get away from all of this hub and this bug.

00:50Yeah, hub and bug, hub and bug, hubbidy-bubbidy...

00:54All right, all right, all right!

00:57Hooray!

00:58Baby, look, there is our answer.

01:01Travel, see the world, come in and sign up now.

01:05Yeah, travel, a free trip.

01:08Well, leave it to Beagle and it'll be aloha and arrivederci.

01:13Aloha and arrivederci.

01:22Hi, this is where we sign up to see the world for free?

01:26Yep, you came to the right place.

01:28Special this week only, Islands of the Pacific.

01:31Sign right here.

01:32Oh boy, oh boy.

01:34Now, what about my friend?

01:36What friend?

01:37Hey, you getting funny or something?

01:39I don't see no friend.

01:41Uh, that friend?

01:43Yipe, it's a gorilla!

01:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:52Okay, okay, a 40-foot pipe-a-late wants to sign up.

01:56Hey pal, I'm all for it.

02:00Sorry, hooray, babe.

02:02Uh, thank you, sir.

02:04When do we leave on our free trip?

02:06Right away.

02:07Now, shape up, both of you rookies.

02:10You're in the army now.

02:12The army?

02:16Ditto.

02:19Suck in that gut.

02:20Don't slump.

02:21Stand straight.

02:23Ten hut.

02:25And salute when I say ten hut.

02:31Now, look, Corporal, this is all a big mistake.

02:34You'll never in a million years get us in the army.

02:37I have relatives in Washington.

02:38My uncle is a lawyer, as a matter of fact.

02:43All right, at ease.

02:50Major Ramrod, that's the stupidest-looking recruit in the whole army.

02:54Well, one of the stupidest-looking recruits in the whole army, next to you.

02:58What's your name, soldier?

03:00Uh, which one of us are you talking to, sir?

03:02What do you mean, which one?

03:04There's only one of you there, lame-brain.

03:06Where's the other one?

03:07Uh, right there, sir.

03:10Uh, sir, it's a very, uh, large recruit.

03:14Detail, retreat!

03:16On the double!

03:22Sergeant Crunch, those two weirdos will wreck the reputation of the army.

03:26I want them out, understand?

03:28Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

03:30The doc is going to give them their physicals.

03:32Then they'll be out as sure as my name is, uh, my name is, uh,

03:36as sure as my name is, uh, my name is, uh,

03:39oh, I had it, uh, oh, uh, Crunch, sir!

03:42They'd better be, or else!

03:45No, no, no, no, no, no promotion!

03:47No stripes!

03:48No stripes!

03:53I will now test their automatic reflex actions.

03:56Anything, doc, just so they flunk.

04:01Oh, excellent!

04:03Now this other young chap.

04:07He flunks, huh, doc? He flunks, right, right, right?

04:09Flunk!

04:10I have practiced medicine for 30 years,

04:12and that is the strongest reflex action I have ever seen!

04:16Congratulations, my boy!

04:20Now, I will determine if his heartbeat is normal.

04:23Forget the normal, get him out of the army!

04:26All right, doctor, just hold steady up there!

04:31Oh-ho-ho-ho! Perfect! Perfect!

04:34He passes! Wish I had a heartbeat like that!

04:39Not out!

04:41Those two flips are not out of the army!

04:44That's the most harebrained, witless, crackpot, half-baked rubbish I ever heard of!

04:49Oh, thank you, sir! I knew you'd understand!

04:52What?

04:53Oh, no, sir! I mean, what I know!

04:55I mean, it won't be long now!

04:58If they don't?

05:00I know! I know! No propo-propo-promotion!

05:04And no stra-stra-stra-stripes!

05:06No sleeves!

05:07No sleeves!

05:12Rapey, yum-yum!

05:16Bluey, bluey!

05:18Rapey, yum-yum!

05:21Bluey, yum-yum!

05:24Rapey, yum-yum!

05:27Bluey, bluey!

05:29Rapey!

05:30No, soldier! The pens are for the test!

05:33Just put a mark next to the answer you think is the right one!

05:36Got it?

05:37Rapey, got it! Get it!

05:44Every answer correct! One hundred percent!

05:47Rapey, winner, champion!

05:51Rapey!

05:52Why is this happening to me?

05:56Still in the army?

05:58Those two meatballs are still in my army?

06:02Grunch, you have the brains of a backward water buffalo!

06:05Oh, thank you, sir! I owe it all to the army way of life!

06:08I'm giving you one more chance to get rid of those creeps!

06:13Oh, I'll do it this time, sir!

06:14Oh, honestly, sir, I promise, I promise!

06:16Cross my heart!

06:17Cross my heart! They gotta pass marching inspection,

06:19and I'm the one who's doing the inspecting!

06:22Boy, will I get them!

06:24Boy, if you don't!

06:26I know, I know, I know!

06:27No promotion, no stripes, no sleeve!

06:30No shirt!

06:31No shirt?

06:33Okay, I'm warning you, dog pussies!

06:36One mistake, and you're through!

06:38T-R-U! True!

06:40Watch this, sir! I'll drill them right out of their boots!

06:43Or my name ain't... my name ain't...

06:46Beanhead!

06:47Beanhead, no, that's close, but I think it's a shorter name, more like...

06:50Drill them!

06:51Drill them? No, that's not it.

06:52Oh, drill them, yes, sir!

06:54Detail, turn, march!

06:58Forward, march!

07:01To the rear, march!

07:04To the right flank, march!

07:06To the left flank, march!

07:07Forward, march!

07:08To the rear, march!

07:09Left oblique, march!

07:10Right oblique, march!

07:11To the rear, march!

07:12Right mid-fire, march!

07:13Left mid-fire, march!

07:14Soon, they're going to make a big mistake, and then, pow!

07:16Out they go, huh, sir?

07:17One question, Sergeant.

07:18Yes?

07:19When they make that big mistake,

07:21how in the blazes are you going to know?

07:24You mushpring, you can't see them!

07:32Brunch, you know what this means.

07:37Uh, I guess this is the wrong time to talk about my promotion, ain't it, sir?

07:45Uh, hi there, Sergeant.

07:47Uh, Corporal, PFC, Private.

07:50Below Private? Below, below Private.

07:53Bingo!

07:54Gee, now that's tough.

07:56You know, when me and Gray Bape first got into the Army,

07:59we sure wanted to get out.

08:01Now he tells me!

08:03But we are starting to like it.

08:05See? Gray Bape is out there having a great time.

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