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00:00Or is it nestled low in the mountains of higher Carpathia? Whatever.

00:05For centuries, this colorful little kingdom has been proudly proclaimed for its peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.

00:13We are happy peasants now! How we love a happy cow!

00:17Oompah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah!

00:21Ooooooh!

00:25But alas, now bad days have come to lovely Upper Bulgaria.

00:29No longer do the people proudly proclaim they are peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.

00:33Nooooooo!

00:36Nooooooo!

00:38Nooooooo!

00:41Why has Dumpnograd become such a miserable place in which to live?

00:45Because of one man and one man alone.

00:48The world-renowned local tyrant, Baron Nasty Nastovitch Nogudnik.

00:53All right, you peasants!

00:56Hold down there, moaning and groaning. I have an announcement from your beloved tyrant.

01:04Who said that?

01:06Never mind. Just read about the taxes.

01:09As you command, your tyrant-ship.

01:12Out loud! Out loud, cabbage heads!

01:15That's right.

01:17By order of your exalted tyrant, Baron Nogudnik,

01:20all peasants must now pay double taxes, or ramo into the flammo!

01:25Oh boy, am I mean and rotten, sensational!

01:28Your evil ship, I am pitiful peasant Flugl, and I cannot pay more taxes.

01:33All I have in the whole world is the clothes on my back.

01:36Oh, that's all, pitiful peasant Flugl?

01:38Yeah.

01:39The clothes on your back?

01:40Yeah, that's all.

01:42I'll take them!

01:44But never fear! All is not hopeless in Upper Bulgaria.

01:48For there is a legend among the simple folk of the land.

01:51When tyranny and oppression seem unbearable,

01:54a hero and champion will ride out of the night to save them.

01:58A hero who is bold, daring, resourceful.

02:05I am pitiful peasant Flugl, your rotten ship.

02:08All I have in the world is this cheesy thatched hut.

02:11That's all, peasant Flugl, that cheesy thatched hut?

02:14That's all.

02:15Okay, I'll take it!

02:20Oh, woe is me, woe is me!

02:25Oh, that poor peasant fellow.

02:27I'm going to go talk to that low-down tyrant.

02:30Me too, rib-ape, rib-ape.

02:32Let's go!

02:36New law from abominable tyrant.

02:38All strangers that are found in the village

02:40will be locked in solitary confinement for life.

02:43Or maybe longer.

02:45Solitary confinement for strangers?

02:49You know something great?

02:51We better use my brains and your brawn.

02:55We are happy peasants now.

02:58Oh, we love it here and now.

03:00Happy peasants. Oh, we love it. Yeah, yeah.

03:04Happy peasants. Oh, we love it.

03:06Happy peasants. Yeah, yeah.

03:12You want to attract attention?

03:14Sorry.

03:15We never see you before.

03:17You must be stranger.

03:19Oh, no, no. Not stranger.

03:21Me and friend here, we live here since we was tiny babies.

03:26Friend? Nazi friend? Bear friend?

03:28Uh, a bear friend.

03:32It's a gorilla mask!

03:34Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

03:39Shh! Not to fear.

03:41He is your ordinary 40-foot-tall peasant, like everybody else.

03:46It's hard life for peasants.

03:48If only Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, was here to save us.

03:53Zorowski? Who's that?

03:55Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, is the biggest hero in the history of our Bulgaria.

04:01Look, here's a picture of the Purple Avenger.

04:04Purple Avenger, huh? Hey, come here, Grapey.

04:07Now, this is where my brain...

04:11and your brawn...

04:14Gotcha.

04:15Hmm. Somehow, I get the feeling that pretty soon, the great Zorowski will ride again.

04:24And so, a legend is reborn.

04:27Out of the night, the new Purple Avenger appears.

04:30Grapey, Zorowski, Grapey.

04:34Moving silently, stealthily through the night.

04:38Oh, Grapey.

04:40Shh! Quiet, will you?

04:42Oh, well. As the Purple Avenger crashes through the night, all I can say is, look out, pirate!

04:50He's quiet out there in the village.

04:53Too quiet.

04:56Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, special return for Thor.

05:01Zorowski?

05:02There is no Zorowski.

05:04The Purple Avenger is merely an ignorant peasant superstition.

05:08Zorowski, Grapey.

05:10Oh, no. It's an ignorant peasant superstition.

05:15It is Zorowski.

05:17It is Zorowski.

05:23Your Willingship, I would like to make a statement.

05:25Yes, yes. What is it?

05:27I quit.

05:29You can't quit. You have 50-year assistant pirate contract.

05:33Contract don't count.

05:34You break contract, you in dungeon.

05:39Don't count.

05:42I and my flunky will close eyes for 10 seconds.

05:46Then one of you will write on blackboard where to find Zorowski.

05:50And we'll now see who is door catcher.

05:53If not too early, Chumsky.

05:56Repeat.

05:57Go.

05:58One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

06:08Now we open our eyes. Ready or not.

06:11They're gone. The lowly peasants are gone.

06:16Zorowski.

06:17I know. I know.

06:24This land best I ever think of. 100% sure thing.

06:29Boy, oh, boy. I sure hope so.

06:32Tomorrow is big peasant festival. Music dancing.

06:36When peasants come to courtyard to dance kazatsky, Zorowski sure to be among them.

06:42When they see him, I will pull this rope.

06:45So.

06:47Then the purple avenger will be our prisoner at last.

06:53At last.

07:01One of them is the purple avenger.

07:03Then I discover which one.

07:06I did hardly make.

07:08One, two, three, four.

07:09One, two, three, four.

07:10One, two, three, four.

07:12One, two, three, four.

07:14One, two, three, four.

07:16One, two, three, four.

07:18Easy.

07:21Watch it.

07:34Now for the next plan.

07:37Time to leave, find Zorowski.

07:39We're leaving. We're leaving.

07:43No. Nothing on Hell's wanted page.

07:45Nobody wants to hire a tyrant.

07:47Maybe we better look for some other kind of work.

07:50Never.

07:51If we don't find village what wants a tyrant, then we build our own village.

07:56Onward, Chomsky.

07:58Don't be lazy, Plomsky.

08:00Hop. Hop. Hop. Hop.

08:04We are happy peasants now.

08:06And she's not a pretty cow.

08:11If only we could thank Zorowski for saving us from the tyrant.

08:15Oh, now that's easy. He's right here.

08:17Where? Where is Zorowski?

08:19I not see anybody.

08:21Up there.

08:26Oh, no, no, no. It's the purple avenger.

08:29Show him grape.

08:31Grape.

08:32Mask.

08:33Gallop. Gallop. Gallop.

08:35Bye-bye, tyrant.

08:37Grape.

08:38It's him, Zorowski. The purple avenger.

08:41Stay here with us forever, Zorowski.

08:44We are leader.

08:45We are leader. We are leader. We are leader.

08:52Oh, look at that appetite.

08:57We will be bankrupt.

08:58It's only one thing to do.

09:01That road fastest way out of upper Bulgaria.

09:04Too bad you got to go so quick.

09:06We don't really have to go.

09:08Come back sometime soon.

09:11Maybe 10 years?

09:1420 years even better.

09:20Well, take a note of that grape.

09:22Come back in 20 years.

09:24Right.

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