00:00You
00:05They said I was crazy for believing in treasure they called me a madman a fool
00:12Someone who needs to shower more, but I know it's real and I'm gonna find it
00:20Now I knew I couldn't do it alone
00:22But there was no point hunt for gold if I had to pay my workers to fight
00:26So with the help of some indecipherable fine print I got gnomes to sign up for the treasure fund and we got the work
00:33However, I didn't just need lots of workers
00:36I needed good workers, so I had my gnomes double up on their working hours with unpaid training
00:42You know what they say. It's not working hard. It's working smart
00:46But also hard but the deeper we got the more I realized not every gnome was up to the task
00:52So I had to make the painful decision to employ qualified and expensive professions
01:01Just when I was thinking maybe my work is done. I
01:04Realized these gnomes were too stupid to understand how to work together
01:08So I had to find ways to combine their skills for maximum efficiency and minimal cost
01:15That's when I realized that sending gnome after gnome to their death
01:19Place of work was only gonna get me so far. I
01:25Needed to think bigger bigger than a gnome bigger than a house. I
01:30Needed a city so after renegotiating a few contracts and writing even more indecipherable fine print
01:36I had me an industry supply chain that was worth its weight in gold
01:40Not that I'd ever pay for it
01:43We tried time and time and time again, and we kept faith
01:47But every time we got a little deeper and I knew eventually that precious treasure would be all mine
01:59Love gold
