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00:00Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya.

00:03Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

00:04Now our segment is stand-up comedy.

00:06And for comedy, we have two great actors.

00:10Arzu, Fatima and Marhum.

00:13Marhum, come here.

00:15Sir.

00:16Carry on, Kata.

00:17Wow.

00:18Sir, you have such a joke with him?

00:22Okay, Mr. Haroon.

00:23Something happened.

00:24What happened?

00:25That Malaika got newly married.

00:27Okay.

00:27She just got newly married.

00:29So Malaika's auntie called her.

00:31Yes.

00:31And she called her and said,

00:33how are you, son?

00:34Malaika said, I am fine.

00:35What is happening?

00:35Nothing is happening, auntie.

00:36What did you cook today, son?

00:38Black lentil.

00:39Okay, how is your husband?

00:41Malaika said,

00:43he is fine, but there are some fights going on.

00:45And then auntie said,

00:47fights are a part of this marriage institution.

00:50There are always fights in a marriage.

00:51Of course.

00:52So Malaika said,

00:53all that is fine, but what do I do about the dead body?

00:59Okay, then one day something happened.

01:01Mr. Haroon was coming back from school.

01:04Okay.

01:04He was walking like this.

01:07He saw the hospital and went to the hospital.

01:09He went to the doctor.

01:10He said to the doctor,

01:12do you have any painkillers?

01:14The doctor said,

01:15I have painkillers, but where is the pain?

01:18Mr. Haroon said,

01:19it won't happen now, it will happen later.

01:21The doctor said, what do you mean?

01:23He said, the result is in dad's hands, it will happen soon.

01:25Oh!

01:26Oh!

01:28By the grace of God, have you seen Mr. Haroon going to school?

01:31Yes.

01:33I was very young at that time, Mr. Agha.

01:35And the deceased went to his father.

01:37Okay.

01:37And he said to his father,

01:38father, do you know?

01:40A lawyer's son has got a sprain.

01:42Yes.

01:43A doctor's son has got two sprains.

01:45Yes.

01:46Haroon's father said,

01:46that is fine, but what is your result?

01:49He said, when a lawyer's and a doctor's son

01:51are getting sprains,

01:51then you are again a shopkeeper.

01:53Oh!

01:54Oh!

01:56Mr. Majid went to his grandson and said,

01:58you took two days off.

01:59Your teacher is very tired.

02:01Go and hide somewhere.

02:03The grandson said,

02:04grandpa, you don't have to hide

02:06because I took two days off on the basis of your death.

02:08Oh!

02:13When will you get a sprain, Mr. Lateef?

02:16Do you know, a jingle has gone viral recently?

02:19Which one?

02:20Tomatoes are very tasty.

02:22Tomatoes are very tasty.

02:24Sing it together.

02:25Okay.

02:26Okay, so this happened.

02:28When this jingle was being made,

02:29there was a lot of hard work behind it.

02:32Oh!

02:33His producers took him to many singers

02:36and asked them to compose a song for him.

02:38They said, this song is facing a lot of problems.

02:40Okay.

02:41First of all, they went to Abraharul Haq.

02:43Okay.

02:43They said, sir, please,

02:44will you compose this song for us and sing it for us?

02:47Yes.

02:47Abraharul Haq said, no problem.

02:48I will do it.

02:50He said, yes, sir, you tell me.

02:51So he said,

02:52No, sir, you sing a little for me.

02:55I am a Multani, don't take my life.

02:58Oh, tomatoes are very tasty.

03:00Wow!

03:02Very good.

03:04He said, sir, no, no, I am not enjoying it.

03:06Sorry, sir, I am sorry.

03:07We will ask someone else.

03:09Okay.

03:09They went to Hadeeka Kiani.

03:11Okay.

03:12Hadeeka Kiani said, no problem.

03:14I will do it.

03:14He said, okay, you sing it.

03:16So she said,

03:17I will not play with tomatoes.

03:23Wow!

03:24I will not play with tomatoes.

03:32I will enjoy it a lot.

03:37Wow!

03:39Very good.

03:40Hadeeka Kiani needs to tell that

03:44instead of tomatoes, curd can also be used on it.

03:48He said, I don't understand anything.

03:50Let's go to an Indian singer.

03:52Okay.

03:52He went to Kailash Kher.

03:54Wow!

03:55He said, I have been listening to it since childhood.

03:58I wanted to compose it.

04:01He said, I will sing it.

04:02He said, sir, you tell me.

04:03He said,

04:04I don't want cucumber and radish.

04:08Wow!

04:10Wow!

04:11I want your tomato.

04:18Wow!

04:19Very good.

04:21Sir, what are you doing?

04:23I don't understand.

04:24Sir, we are going to Mr. Mishra Chamia.

04:26Oh, yes.

04:27My favorite.

04:27He said, okay.

04:28He was tired.

04:31Finally, he went to Kumar Sanu.

04:34Oh!

04:35He is such a big name in the industry.

04:37He will help us in some way.

04:39He will compose a song.

04:40Kumar Sanu said, no problem.

04:42I will sing it for you.

04:43Yes.

04:49Tomatoes are very tasty.

04:54Oh!

04:59Sir.

05:00We don't understand Pakistani.

05:02We don't understand Indians.

05:04Now, we are going to the biggest pop star.

05:08Who?

05:09Who?

05:10Amanat.

05:11Amanat.

05:12Oh!

05:13Wow!

05:14You have come to the right place.

05:16The price of the project is Rs. 3500.

05:18Now, it will be composed.

05:20Yes, now it will be composed.

05:22Amanat said, I don't have time.

05:25I am very smart.

05:27But if you are insisting so much,

05:29then I will sing for you.

05:30Yes.

05:31Amanat said,

05:31by putting your own food in the kitchen,

05:36you are already getting scared.

05:41What will happen to me?

05:45Just think about it.

05:51Please get me some tomatoes.

05:56Wow!

05:58Wow!

05:59Very good.

06:01Very good.

06:04Amanat will sing and eat tomatoes in this performance.

06:08Yes.

06:09Sir.

06:10So, this was Arzoo.

06:12Thank you so much for your love.

06:13Thank you very much.

06:16You have to do comedy.

06:17I don't know how to do this.

06:20This is called stand-up comedy.

06:21Because wherever I am standing,

06:23I can see that people are sitting like this.

06:25Welcome, I will make you my father.

06:28Today, I will tell you about a person.

06:32Wow!

06:33He is a close friend of mine.

06:34He is like a younger brother to me.

06:36You all know him.

06:38He is Mohammed Ali.

06:39Oh! He works with us.

06:42Yes.

06:42He is like a younger brother to me.

06:43He asks me for small things.

06:46Okay.

06:46For example, once he came to my house.

06:48He was standing there.

06:49He asked me,

06:50Mr. Manohar, did I wear these shoes?

06:54We became friends overnight.

06:55Okay.

06:55He was telling me that

06:57he calls me Ahmed Bhai.

06:58Yes.

06:58Ahmed Bhai,

06:59I have seen a lot of difficulties in life.

07:01Okay.

07:02I said, tell me something.

07:03He said, first of all,

07:04I was struggling a lot at home.

07:06Struggling at home?

07:07Yes, at home.

07:08My father used to treat me very badly.

07:10Oh!

07:10He used to insult me.

07:12He used to beat me.

07:13I said, this is very unfair.

07:14Yes, you shouldn't beat him.

07:16I asked him, what happened?

07:17He said, I will never forget that trauma.

07:20Once, he hit me on my face in front of everyone.

07:23Oh!

07:23My cousins were also there.

07:25My brothers, sisters, relatives.

07:28In front of them.

07:29And that trauma has never left my mind.

07:31I said, this is very wrong.

07:33This is very wrong.

07:34They didn't see that he was hitting me on my face,

07:36on my head, on my hands.

07:37They died.

07:38Oh! This is wrong.

07:40He said, he had tears in his eyes.

07:42He said, tell me,

07:43will a child ever forget this trauma?

07:44I said, never.

07:45Never.

07:46He became quiet.

07:47After a minute or two, I asked him,

07:48what happened?

07:50He said, Ahmed Bhai,

07:51my uncle's children are very bad.

07:53Okay.

07:54I said, so?

07:55One day, he troubled me a lot.

07:57Do you know what he said to me?

07:58He said, fatso.

07:58I said, okay, so?

07:59He said, I got angry and in front of my house,

08:02in front of the door, in the middle of the neighbourhood,

08:03I put my knee on his neck and pressed it.

08:05Oh!

08:06He became unconscious.

08:08In the meanwhile, dad came and he thought he is dead.

08:10So, he hit me on my head on such a small matter.

08:15I know, this wasn't a matter of a queen.

08:17It was a matter of a police station.

08:19It was just yesterday.

08:20I have a friend, he is a film director.

08:22We had gone to meet him.

08:23So, Ali Bhai was also with us.

08:26So, Mr. Abu Aliya was telling me that

08:27the first day I met him, he told me his story.

08:29I was sad.

08:30And I was literally crying.

08:31And I was thinking, how can this be used in a film?

08:33This is a very good film.

08:35He said, when all this happened,

08:36he told me that he is still struggling.

08:38I have no work.

08:39The situation at home is very bad.

08:41You are a man, Shakir.

08:43When we started going, he said,

08:43Ali Bhai, while going, let's take a picture.

08:45I said, yes, of course.

08:46He said, take out 15 Pro Max from your pocket.

08:48Yes.

08:50He is wearing a Rado on this hand.

08:52Now, Abu Aliya is a passionate man.

08:55He had Rs. 70,000 in his account

08:56and he had gone to make a film.

08:57Okay.

08:58He saw the picture and he was surprised.

09:00He said, okay, Allah Hafiz.

09:01He said, there is a black granny in front of him

09:03who is sitting in the driving seat.

09:05And he left.

09:06And he told me, what a great man he is.

09:12So, the thing is that

09:13I also have a plan to become Mohd. Ali in my life.

09:16Okay.

09:17Because I have decided to become Mohd. Ali Motu Bhai.

09:19This is a deal of profit. There is no loss in it.

09:21Okay.

09:22Thank you so much.

09:28It's time to say goodbye.

09:29There is a small break.

09:30Don't go anywhere.

09:31We will meet after the break.

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