00:00Every Christmas, something magical happens when a kid sends a letter to Santa, but Liam
00:12is a crappy speller.
00:18This looks like fun.
00:24Oh, that's putrid.
00:27What do you want?
00:28You summoned me.
00:29You're not what I expected.
00:30What'd you expect?
00:31In the movies, the reindeer usually have the antlers, not you.
00:36Kid, are you high?
00:39You lucked out big time, so I'm way better than Santa.
00:41Ho, ho, frickin' ho.
00:43You, my friend, are getting three wishes.
00:45You mean like a genie?
00:46They stole that from me.
00:48By the way, after you make your wishes, I'm taking your soul.
00:51What?
00:52You ain't never had a friend like me.
00:55Okay, that I may have stolen from Aladdin.
00:57Now we're even.
00:59Let me show you a few of the things I could do for you.
01:03I'll be right back.
01:06It's Poison Alone.
01:07Leo!
01:12Look, I'm worried saying this is going to trick me into getting my soul.
01:16I think he's just confused.
01:18We believe you.
01:24Yo, down here.
01:25What are you waiting for? Go make a move.
01:30Sue me, I'm thirsty.
01:34I tried everything. That kid's incorruptible.
01:36What about doing something out of kindness?
01:38I don't even know what you just said.
01:40I mean, I know all the words, but I just never heard them in that order.
01:49You know this man?
01:50I'm his uncle. Beat it.
01:51Who do you think you are, talking to me like that?
01:55That doesn't sound right.
01:56Pardon me. Kombucha.
01:59Watch this.
02:00Lock.
02:01No! Please!
02:02Never trust a fart. You just gambled and lost.
02:04Nice to meet ya!
02:05The pleasure was mine!
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