00:00You know, back in the 60s, I had a very talented client
00:03that I scouted from a retirement home.
00:05And by scouted, I mean stole.
00:08She was perfect for a talk show,
00:10but nobody would take a chance on her, until I did.
00:14And she had a wonderful, successful career
00:17with her love advice show, The Love Corner.
00:21♪♪
00:23-♪♪
00:28-♪♪
00:33Oh!
00:36Yes, hello!
00:38Oh, yes, hello, everybody.
00:41Hello, welcome.
00:42My name is Eva little something something.
00:46I'm a sex therapist and a dating coach
00:48from your mother's generation.
00:50Whose mother? I'll never tell.
00:54Now, I'd love to read some viewer-submitted questions
00:56about love and romance for you.
00:58I'd love to answer them for you now.
01:00First, Caroline from Hoboken says,
01:03I've been with my husband for ten years.
01:05How do I spice up my marriage?
01:07Well, Caroline, I'll tell you exactly
01:09what you're gonna do, okay?
01:11First, you're gonna give him a little something something
01:13and he'll know way down, okay?
01:16And to be more specific,
01:18you're gonna take his you-know-what
01:20and give it the old you-know-what-I-mean now.
01:23Now, this is crucial.
01:25Make sure he gives you a pizzazz
01:27before you give him a razzmatazz,
01:29or else you're never gonna make it to the hootenanny,
01:31you know what I mean?
01:33Okay, hope that helped.
01:39Okay, next question, Julie from Long Island says,
01:42I attended one of your workshops called Love and
01:45You-Know-What-I-Mean,
01:47and I do not, in fact, know what you mean.
01:50So my question once more is,
01:52what is sex and how does it work?
01:55Well, now, Julie,
01:57I don't know how I could make it any more clear.
02:00First, he's gonna yodel into your Shirley Temple.
02:03You're gonna put a little spice on it.
02:06Then you sit on his hoo-zon first
02:08until he says, out, I'm spot, out, I say.
02:12You know what I mean?
02:14You know what I mean?
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