00:00I'd better check the test.
00:02No way! I'm pregnant?
00:04Okay, here goes.
00:06It's positive!
00:08I think that's long enough.
00:10I'm having a baby!
00:12Woo!
00:16Wow. My morning breath is so bad.
00:18I'd better brush my teeth. Hang on.
00:20Hey! Are you forgetting something?
00:22Yes, sir. I mean, ma'am.
00:24I've got your toothpaste. You'll soon have minty fresh breath.
00:27Uh, you can go now.
00:29It's hard to get the staff these days.
00:32Ah, that feels better already.
00:34I need to pee. This is so boring.
00:37Hm. I have an idea.
00:39Ahem.
00:40Time to wipe?
00:42Thanks. Oops. I'm so messy.
00:45Is that poop? I don't get paid enough for this!
00:48Gotcha! It's chocolate spread!
00:50Ah, you rich folk and your weird sense of humor.
00:52A classic, ma'am.
00:54Okay, I'd better get ready.
00:56Gold is so good for the skin.
00:59I just love a diamond face mask.
01:01It's great for exfoliating. I think that's long enough.
01:04Wow. My skin is glowing.
01:06I'd better brush my teeth.
01:09Your toothbrush, ma'am. May I?
01:12We need to keep that Hollywood smile sparkling, ma'am.
01:16Open wide. Don't miss any spots.
01:19Of course.
01:20I think I have some caviar stuck in the back.
01:22That's it. I've been holding this all morning.
01:25Ah, that feels better. I'm finished.
01:28This is such a waste of money.
01:30What's wrong with regular toilet paper?
01:32I'll wipe myself this morning.
01:34What a relief. I'll leave you to it.
01:38She's so dramatic. I've done worse.
01:43Morning already? What a great sleep.
01:46I can't lay around all day. I've got dumpsters to raid.
01:49I'd better make myself look good.
01:51It might take a while.
01:53I'm glad I collected this rainwater.
01:55It's so refreshing. That woke me up.
02:00Meh.
02:01Ugh. What is that smell?
02:03Oh, right. It's me. I'd better clean my teeth.
02:05Not that it'll make a difference.
02:07Okay, what's next?
02:08Ah, these will get rid of my puffy eyes.
02:10I stole—I mean, I borrowed them from the local cafe.
02:13I can use them later for tea.
02:15That'll do it.
02:17Where's the toilet paper?
02:19Huh? That's it?
02:21What am I supposed to do with this?
02:22I'm not using my hand again.
02:24There's only one thing for it.
02:26This is gonna hurt.
02:29Wow, what a—
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