00:00I'd better check the test.
00:01No way! I'm pregnant?!
00:03Okay, here goes.
00:05It's positive!
00:06I think that's long enough.
00:08I'm having a baby!
00:10Woo!
00:12Wow. My morning breath is so bad.
00:15I'd better brush my teeth.
00:16Hang on. Hey!
00:17Are you forgetting something?
00:18Yes, sir! I mean, ma'am!
00:20I've got your toothpaste!
00:21You'll soon have minty fresh breath!
00:23Uh, you can go now.
00:24It's hard to get the staff these days.
00:27Ah, that feels better already.
00:29I need to pee.
00:30This is so boring.
00:32I have an idea.
00:33Ahem.
00:34Time to wipe?
00:36Thanks.
00:37Oops. I'm so messy.
00:38Is that poop?
00:39I don't get paid enough for this!
00:41Gotcha! It's chocolate spread!
00:42Ah, you rich folk and your weird sense of humor!
00:44A classic, ma'am!
00:46Okay, I'd better get ready.
00:48Gold is so good for the skin.
00:50I just love a diamond face mask.
00:52It's great for exfoliating.
00:53I think that's long enough.
00:54Wow, my skin is glowing!
00:56I'd better brush my teeth.
00:59Your toothbrush, ma'am.
01:00May I?
01:02We need to keep that Hollywood smile sparkling, ma'am!
01:05Open wide!
01:06Don't miss any spots!
01:07Of course!
01:08I think I have some caviar stuck in the back.
01:10That's it!
01:10I've been holding this all morning!
01:13Ah, that feels better.
01:14I'm finished.
01:16This is such a waste of money.
01:17What's wrong with regular toilet paper?
01:19I'll wipe myself this morning.
01:20What a relief.
01:21I'll leave you to it.
01:24She's so dramatic.
01:25I've done worse.
01:26Morning already?
01:27What a great sleep.
01:28I can't lay around all day.
01:30I've got dumpsters to raid.
01:31I'd better make myself look good.
01:33It might take a while.
01:34I'm glad I collected this rainwater.
01:37It's so refreshing.
01:38That woke me up.
01:41Meh.
01:42Ugh, what is that smell?
01:44Oh right, it's me.
01:45I'd better clean my teeth.
01:46Not that it'll make a difference.
01:47Okay, what's next?
01:48Ah, these will get rid of my puffy eyes.
01:50I stole—I mean, I borrowed them from the local cafe.
01:53I can use them later for tea!
01:54I can use them later for tea!
01:56That'll do it.
01:57Where's the toilet paper?
01:59Huh?
01:59That's it?
02:00What am I supposed to do with this?
02:02I'm not using my hand again.
02:03There's only one thing for it.
02:05This is gonna hurt.
02:08Wow, what a day!
02:09Just me and my bum.
02:10Does it get any better?
02:11This looks like a good spot for a rest.
02:14Ooh, la la la.
02:15Oh yeah!
02:17Do you like that little one?
02:18Do you want to listen, too?
02:19Mommy has the best taste in music.
02:22There's nothing like breakfast outdoors.
02:23Even if it's cold beans.
02:25But I'm not complaining.
02:26Huh?
02:26What's going on over there?
02:28Shake it, baby!
02:30That looks fun!
02:31You like music, too, don't you, little one?
02:34Hold on.
02:35I have an idea!
02:36I can use this can!
02:37I'll use a screwdriver to punch a hole in the base.
02:39Now I need some string.
02:40I'll pull it through the hole and tie a knot in it.
02:43Then I'll attach it to a second can.
02:45Who needs fancy headphones?
02:46This one's for you!
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