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Season 1 (1970-1971)
Benita devises a plot to win Peter Platter's beauty contest.
Benita devises a plot to win Peter Platter's beauty contest.
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00:00Buggaloos!
00:30Well, flat cats, how does that grab you?
00:33A beauty contest.
00:35Can anybody enter?
00:36You know it, kiddies!
00:38If you're a chick with beauty, talent, and a groovy figure,
00:41then sign up and...
00:43Whoa! Look out!
00:45It's Batty Bonita!
00:49Out of my way, you dummies!
00:51P.Sweetie, what's all the hubbub?
00:54Nothing you'd be interested in, B.B.
00:57Wait a minute, B.B.
00:59Beauty contest.
01:00Winner to star in big movie musical.
01:02Where do I sign up? Where, where, where?
01:04Cool it, cutie. This isn't your scene.
01:07It's strictly Bikini Bunny time, you dig?
01:10I'll dig you under, you peabrain platter-plugger.
01:17Man, have you ever seen anything so gorgeous?
01:21Well, let's hear it for the winner, folks.
01:23Oh!
01:24What do those flatheads know?
01:26Hooray! Hooray for Bonita!
01:29That's an unbiased opinion from a passerby.
01:31Thank you, kind sir.
01:33P.Sweetie, who are the judges gonna be?
01:36Well, I'm one of them, and...
01:38You...
01:39Come to me, judgey-wudgey.
01:41I love you, you great big adorable...
01:44Goodbye!
01:46Come back here, you coward!
01:50You just can't resist me.
01:52Bye-bye, you darlings.
01:54Go to the beauty contest and see me win.
02:00I'd flatten them, but somebody beat me to it.
02:03Funky, take your star home.
02:12The bug-a-loose, the bug-a-loose
02:15We're in the air and everywhere
02:17Flying high, flying loose
02:20Flying free as the summer breeze
02:23Happy as the summer breeze
02:33The bug-a-loose, the bug-a-loose
02:36We're in the air and everywhere
02:49Oh, John! John!
02:53Gina, you've been shopping.
02:55Yeah, and my wings are killing me.
02:58What did you buy, love?
03:00Oh, just a couple of things for the beauty contest.
03:03What are you wearing, honey?
03:05Me? I'm not going into it.
03:07I'd make a blinking fool of myself.
03:09Oh, I don't dig beauty contests either,
03:12but my agent thinks it'll be good for my career.
03:15Well, I've got to dash on.
03:17I'm plugging my new record on Peter Platt's show.
03:20Bye now.
03:21See you in the beauty contest. I'll be pulling for you.
03:24Thanks, darling.
03:26And give my love to that adorable Sparky.
03:40Older woman
03:43You're a little prettier today
03:47Older woman
03:51What makes you smile that way?
03:55There's a magic in your eyes
03:59That wasn't there just yesterday
04:05Older woman
04:08You're a little lovelier today
04:12Hi, Joy. Where have you been, duck?
04:14I ran into Gina and we had a little girl talk.
04:17You saw Gina?
04:19My dream girl. Did she mention me? Did she? Did she?
04:22Steady, tiger. Steady.
04:24She sent you her love.
04:26Her love.
04:29Blimey. He's a self-destruct Romeo.
04:32You, lover boy, come back wherever you are.
04:35What happened?
04:37Forget it. We don't want an instant replay.
04:40She sent me her love. She sent me her love.
04:45Is Gina going to enter the beauty contest?
04:47Yes, and I bet you she'll win it, too.
04:49No way. With you competing against her?
04:51Me? In a beauty contest?
04:53You've got to be kidding. They'd laugh me off the stage.
04:56Oh, come on, love. It'll be a blast.
04:58I'm not entering, so forget it.
05:00No, but don't you want to be a twinkle twinkle?
05:02A what?
05:03A twinkle twinkle. A flick chick. A movie star.
05:07Gosh, Joy. A movie star.
05:10Oh, sure. Sure.
05:12I live in Flickertown in a groovy mansion.
05:14With upstairs maids and downstairs maids.
05:17And out on cold swimming pools in every room.
05:20And don't forget my diamond sequined dresses
05:23and my fabulous mint coat.
05:27Hold it.
05:31Paint your wings
05:33Fly out there and knock them dead
05:37You heard what we said
05:40You'll steal the show
05:44When you fly down
05:47To Flickertown
05:52Golden girl
05:54The cameras are lined up
05:57Now brush up on your vow
06:01Those horns will blow
06:04When you fly down
06:08To Flickertown
06:12You'll get a chance
06:15To dance on a mountain
06:19Someday you'll go
06:22And throw
06:24Three coins in a fountain
06:27Pack your bags
06:29Cos Oscar has eyes for you
06:33There play in your queue
06:36The world will know
06:40When you fly down
06:43To Flickertown
06:47When you fly down
06:50To Flickertown
06:53Oh, yeah!
07:02You look terrific, boss.
07:04You've got that beauty contest as good as won.
07:07Have you ever seen anyone as gorgeous and as graceful as me?
07:12Ah, forget it.
07:13I got the contest in the bag.
07:15I'm as good as on my way to Flickertown now.
07:19Wowee, just think.
07:21Our boss is gonna be a movie star.
07:24Peter?
07:25Peter, Peter, Peter.
07:27Did you read the letter yet, Peter?
07:29Why haven't you read the letter yet, Peter?
07:31Peter, Peter.
07:32Hooray!
07:33Bravo!
07:34Hooray!
07:37Romeo, Romeo.
07:40Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
07:43Are you out in the back reading the letter with Peter?
07:46Bravo!
07:47Bravo!
07:48Come right back.
07:49Thank you, my gorgeous public.
07:51No autographs, please.
07:52No autographs.
07:53Boss, I just had a horrible thought.
07:56What if you don't win the contest?
07:59Are you kidding me, sugar in a mouse?
08:01There's no way I can lose to that buggy babe.
08:04Absolutely no way.
08:07What did you do?
08:09Bribe the judges?
08:10No, I didn't bribe the judges.
08:12Why, do you think I'd stoop to such a low trick as cheating?
08:15Yeah!
08:19You're so right.
08:21What is the plan, my sneaky leader?
08:24Elementary, my dear weirdos.
08:27I'm going to simply show those teenyboppers that they can't...
08:31Just a second.
08:33All right, you kids out there.
08:35Get lost.
08:36I don't want you blabbing this to the bugaloos.
08:38So, beat it.
08:43Beat it!
08:46Thanks, dears.
08:51Sparky!
08:52Where is that little nipper?
08:54I'm coming.
08:55I'm coming.
08:56Scott, get cracking.
08:57Or we're going to be late for the beauty contest.
09:00What's with the April showers?
09:02Where? Where?
09:03Darn it.
09:04What a day for it to rain.
09:06No, no, April showers.
09:08The flowers.
09:09Oh, yeah.
09:11They're for Gina.
09:13Daisy's for my dream girl.
09:15Oh, come on.
09:17Hey, stop.
09:18We forgot Joy.
09:20She flew on ahead with Gina to help her with her makeup.
09:23So, let's go.
09:24Yeah, come on.
09:25Let's get on our Edna Mae.
09:26Oh, that one I know.
09:28Edna Mae, on our way.
09:30On our way!
09:35Hi, Pete.
09:36Hi, Muggaloos.
09:37Looks like we're going to have a real full house.
09:40Where's Joy?
09:41Isn't she inside with Gina?
09:43No, Gina hasn't made the scene either.
09:46She hasn't?
09:48Joy left with Gina an hour ago.
09:50I wonder where they are.
09:51Maybe they're at Gina's pad.
09:53No, I already checked there.
09:55Those dolls better show pretty soon.
09:57The contest's about ready to start.
09:59I bet those birds are out fussing someplace
10:01and forgot what time it is.
10:03We better go find them fast.
10:05Gosh, I hope nothing happened to them.
10:08Sparky and I will cruise around town
10:10and you fellas check out the sky.
10:12Okay.
10:13Hurry, boys, hurry.
10:14On the double!
10:17Joy!
10:18Gina!
10:19Where are you?
10:24Joy!
10:25Gina!
10:28Gina!
10:30Joy!
10:31Gina!
10:32Joy!
10:33Where are you?
10:35Joy!
10:47Everything happens to me.
10:49This is a bad scene.
10:51If those chicks don't show up,
10:53they're going to blow the contest.
10:54We've looked everywhere, but nobody's seen them.
10:56It's really weird.
10:57I'm getting worried.
10:59This could mean a real Tom Mix.
11:01A what?
11:02Tom Mix.
11:03A fix.
11:04What's the matter?
11:05Don't you understand English?
11:06Sorry, Kitty, but we've got quite a predicament.
11:09We're holding a beauty contest
11:11and so far we don't have any beauty.
11:13Yoo-hoo!
11:14I'm here!
11:16Well, we still don't have any beauty.
11:21Steady, stomach.
11:23Steady.
11:24Hello, darling.
11:25Hi, my adorable fans.
11:27Love you.
11:28Love you.
11:29Love you.
11:30She's not entering the contest, is she?
11:32She's about as beautiful as a pickled turnip.
11:35Stand back, darlings.
11:36No autographs until after I win the contest.
11:39Sorry, Peter Pupsy.
11:40Sorry I'm late.
11:42Oh, and the handsome Mr. Magico.
11:44Hiya, Snookums.
11:46Oh, my.
11:47Down, girl, down.
11:48Kissing the judge is a no-no.
11:51You silly little goose, you.
11:54But what are we waiting for?
11:55We're here.
11:56Let's start the contest.
11:57Cool it, baby.
11:58Joy and Gina aren't here yet.
12:00They aren't?
12:02Now, isn't that a shame?
12:05Oh, yes.
12:06What a shame.
12:07What a shame.
12:08When they get here, you won't even win the booby prize.
12:11Those little snips won't show up.
12:13They know they don't stand a chance
12:14against glamorous, ravishing me.
12:17So let's stop the stalling
12:19and get on with the contest.
12:21Really.
12:23That old ratbag knows something.
12:25I bet she's the reason the girls are missing.
12:27What could she have done with them?
12:29I don't know, but we'd better check out her jukebox fast.
12:32Let's go, mates.
12:34Hurry, fellas, hurry.
12:36Well, staff, how's my makeup?
12:38Your nose is shiny.
12:41Shiny?
12:42Well, get some powder, quick.
12:44Jawohl.
12:49Has anybody got a rat trap I can borrow?
12:52Rat!
12:54What are you buggy brats doing here?
12:57Open up, we're going in.
12:59You got to be kidding.
13:01Beat it.
13:02Nothing doing.
13:03We've come here to get Joy and Gina.
13:05Out of our way, you dirty bird.
13:08Open up.
13:09Let's go, mate.
13:10Come on.
13:11Come on.
13:12Come on.
13:13Come on.
13:14Come on.
13:15Come on.
13:16Come on.
13:17Come on.
13:18Come on.
13:19Come on.
13:20Let's go, mate.
13:21Get your grubby paws off my tail.
13:23You're not getting past me.
13:26My, ain't you an old grouch.
13:29Beat it, you brats, beat it.
13:31Where's your sense of humor, love?
13:33Don't you have a laugh?
13:34What's to laugh at?
13:36Get away from me.
13:37I'll cut that out.
13:38Oh, mates, we've got to get this out of here.
13:41Oh, I'll cut that out.
13:43No, don't.
13:45Stop that, stop.
13:48I'll do anything you want.
13:50Just stop.
13:52Oh, mates, let's go.
13:54I'll never be the same.
14:00Joy.
14:01Gina.
14:02Where are you?
14:03Joy.
14:04Gina.
14:05I hope we're not too late.
14:06Too late?
14:07You don't think Benita would really harm them, do you?
14:10There's no telling what that old vampire might do.
14:13Get out of here, you gate-crasher.
14:17Blimey, a talking light bulb.
14:20Get lost, you bugs.
14:22We're not leaving till we find Joy and Gina.
14:24Where are they?
14:25Speak up, you blinking bulb.
14:27Forget it.
14:28I'm no stool pigeon.
14:29Over and out.
14:31Come on, fellas, we've got to find them.
14:34You've got to keep...
14:35Joy.
14:36Gina.
14:37Joy.
14:38Gina.
14:39Where are you?
14:40Gina.
14:41We want the show.
14:42Boo.
14:43We want the show.
14:44Boo.
14:45We want the show.
14:46Boo.
14:47We want the show.
14:48Boo.
14:49We want the show.
14:50Well, we better start before they tear the place apart.
14:53You're right, Professor.
14:55We got no choice.
14:56Oh, I wish I was dead.
15:02Okay, gang, okay.
15:04Thanks, kiddies, and now on with our contest
15:07to pick Miss Outta This World.
15:10And here is our first contestant,
15:12the entry from Jukebox City,
15:14the adorable, glamorous Miss Bonita Bazaar.
15:17Let's give her a big hand.
15:27All right, honey, go get ready for the bathing suit judging.
15:31If we make her the winner, we'll have a riot on our hands.
15:34I had to start a beauty contest.
15:38Joy?
15:39Gina?
15:41Not a sign of them.
15:42Yeah, we've covered every inch of this flipping pad.
15:45Gosh, do you think maybe she...
15:47Well, she did away with them?
15:49That old buzzard could have done anything with them.
15:52We've got to keep looking.
15:53Joy?
15:54Gina?
15:55Joy?
15:56They've got to be in here someplace.
16:00Maybe we'd better check the basement again.
16:02Let's go, mates.
16:04Hey, where's Sparky?
16:06Sparky?
16:07Sparky?
16:08Sparky?
16:09I'm down here!
16:10Help!
16:11Help!
16:12Help!
16:13Help!
16:14I'm down here!
16:15We'll have you out in a jiffy.
16:17Hang on, Sparky.
16:18Won't be long.
16:19Come on, let's all bang together.
16:20One, two, three!
16:22Blimey.
16:23Well, what do you know?
16:25Hi, fellas.
16:26I'll have you gals untied in a jiffy.
16:29Oh, thank you, Sparky.
16:32Hmm, Sparky has saved us.
16:35Aren't you glad I dropped in?
16:38Come on, Sparky.
16:40Come on.
16:41Come on, Sparky.
16:43So that's the story.
16:44She grabbed us, tied us up, and left us down there.
16:47It was awful.
16:48We've got to do something about that rotten old biddy.
16:51We're going to have to teach her a proper lesson.
16:53But right now, let's get cracking.
16:56What's the hurry?
16:58The beauty contest's already started.
17:01So?
17:03If you don't get there quick,
17:05Bonita Bazaar's going to win it.
17:07So?
17:08Have you birds gone daft?
17:10Do you want that rotten old biddy to become a movie star?
17:13Well, I think it would be just fabulous.
17:18Well, just think, if Bonita wins,
17:21she'll move to Flickertown
17:23and she'll never give us a hard time again.
17:25At least not for a long, long time.
17:29By George, you girls have got it.
17:31It's the perfect way to get rid of her.
17:33Well, let's get over there and cheer for the old bag
17:35to make sure she wins.
17:37Why? She's the only contestant.
17:39Yeah, but she's such a fright,
17:41she's still liable to finish second.
17:43Come on.
17:48Oh!
17:49Oh!
17:50Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:53Oh!
17:54Oh!
17:55Oh!
17:56Oh!
17:57Oh!
17:58Oh!
17:59Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05That's a bathing beauty.
18:07She looks more like something that was washed up on the beach.
18:11Oh!
18:12Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:19Oh, no!
18:20I don't believe it!
18:22Oh!
18:23Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:34Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40Oh!
18:41Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:51Oh!
18:52Oh!
18:53Oh!
18:54Oh!
18:55Oh!
18:56Oh!
18:57I knew they didn't stand a chance against Glamorous Me.
19:01I win, I win.
19:02I'm your beauty queen.
19:04Hurray!
19:05Hurray!
19:06Hurray!
19:07Hurray!
19:08What are you judges waiting for?
19:09Come on, crown me.
19:11Just crown me.
19:13Hurray!
19:14Hurray!
19:15Stop the contest.
19:17Not so fast, sweetie.
19:19The contest ain't over yet.
19:21Run, Hilda, my sexy sister.
19:23Hoi hoi hoi.
19:26Get off the stage, you furry fraulein.
19:28I'm the winner, I'm the winner.
19:30No way, sweetie.
19:32No way.
19:37Shut up, you fathead.
19:39We won't believe her.
19:41We won't believe her.
19:43We won't believe her.
19:45Quiet.
19:47After lengthy deliberation,
19:49we judges declare the winner to be
19:53Brunhilda.
19:56Wow, wow.
19:58Sorry about that, doll,
20:00but Brunhilda gets the movie contract.
20:02Now, Benita,
20:04we won't be going away.
20:06And we're still stuck with her.
20:08Are all the rotten done or done?
20:10Yeah, look.
20:12Brunhilda,
20:14my little poopsie,
20:16you is going to be a movie cutie.
20:18Isn't it wunderbar?
20:20Thanks for telling me about the contest, Bunkala.
20:22You told him
20:24that it's your fault
20:26I blew the contest.
20:28They didn't crown me,
20:30but I'm going to crown you.
20:32No, no, boss.
20:34Don't hit me.
20:36Off Bolivar.
20:44The Buggaloos,
20:46the Buggaloos,
20:48were in the air and everywhere,
20:51flying loose,
20:53flying free as a summer breeze.
20:55The Buggaloos,
20:57the Buggaloos,
20:59were climbing high and diving low
21:01through the sky,
21:03across the land,
21:05straight to you with a helping hand,
21:07ready with a helping hand.
21:17We're friends indeed,
21:19what more could you need
21:21if you ever need?
21:23The Buggaloos,
21:25the Buggaloos,
21:27were in the air and everywhere,
21:29flying high,
21:31flying loose,
21:33flying free as a summer breeze.
21:35The Buggaloos,
21:37the Buggaloos,
21:39were climbing high and flying free.