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00:00Guys, it's my manager
00:12Playing games with Lisa and
00:21Today we're playing a game that you guys heavily requested
00:24Which is almost like you better fucking play this never read comments in that voice before I miss the real shit
00:30I miss the old shit
00:31So a lot of you guys requested us to play surgeon simulator
00:35So that is what I want to play and it looks really bloody and gross and you were about to start eating ice cream
00:41It changed my life. I was about to start eating spaghetti and I'm still gonna eat it
00:49Let's play
00:51Fine
00:57I'm just getting you ready cuz it's gonna get real gross
01:01Okay, let's begin
01:12My god, this is like in China how like people do surgeries on Chinese kids from all the way across
01:17That's actually what we're doing right now. We're actually doing that. Let's look for porn
01:24Operations heart transplant sounds easy. I think I need a heart transplant
01:31That's good just heart rate black I'm using my computer hand and opening up this man
01:38I think it's about time for us to have a heart transplant
01:45What do I do
01:48I'm running out of time
01:53With all that junk my watch fell off. No, I don't know what time it is. Oh god
02:01How do you grab something there we go
02:05Hey, man, can you wake up and grab me that hammer?
02:08Look at my hair with dad. Yeah, let's take this mask off so we can talk to this man. Excuse me DDD
02:18Oh, I could just do this with my hand knock knock. Oh, here's all the good stuff. Yeah
02:24You're terrible. Fine. Did you try see? Oh my god. Oh
02:31This isn't even surgeon simulator, this is like learn how to use your fucking hand simulator
02:38All right. Let me get I got this. Oh, no
02:41Somehow my hand went right through it's magic
02:45My hand stuck I need help
02:48Restart because in real life you can totally fuck up in a surgery and just start over again
02:52Yeah, I can just grab it. Yeah, just push it on his face. You don't want to see this dude grab the hammer
02:59Got it. Oh
03:01Look who got a motherfucking hammer. Oh, no. Oh, did I just kill him? I got this
03:06It's gonna get this drill thing. Got it. I just get it right. Oops. Oh, that's his neck. Okay. Sorry. I can't get it out
03:14Okay, I got it. I got it. Oh shit. I'm doing it. Wait, at least I'm doing it. You're not supposed to break his ribs
03:20Yeah, how else are we gonna get doctors are like magic. I think I won, right?
03:27I'll move on. Oh, wait, it's still going. I'm sorry. Oh god. I thought I had it
03:32It's hard. I take the old heart out and put the new one in. Wait, I'm thirsty. I want some orange juice
03:37I got his heart. You can't put a heart on top of a heart. Why not? That's romantic. Oh
03:43You're a terrible surgeon. Let's do a different surgery. Maybe I'm better at sex changes. Yeah kidney transplant. You're not ready yet
03:51You have to do wait. I want to call Trisha. I just want to fuck up my desk. Fuck the man
03:56Think the other one's just
03:58ferociously masturbating
04:01You would take the heart out and
04:04So creepy. I just want to feel his face
04:08Take your mask off stay a while. I want to see what his hair looks like. Oh my god his head
04:13I
04:15Am being gentle
04:19Got it
04:21I'm gonna try this. You know how they have like one direction toothbrushes. Do you think they have one direction scalpels?
04:27Oh this thing got it. Yay
04:30Fine I am being careful got away from me. No, no
04:35I
04:38Try oh this thing right? Oh, I'll catch it. Hey, I got it. Ah shit. Oh wait, I can fix things off the floor, right?
04:44I'm fucking over this. What are these buttons do?
04:49Here it sounds so easy than you do it. I'm not saying it's easy. I don't understand it. How do you flip it over?
04:53I don't know. You're the expert. Oh look
04:56You're flipping him off as you're killing him
04:58How do I how do I hit wait wait no, okay wait I got it. Yeah like this, right and
05:05down and up and down
05:09And up and down
05:11Scooch it across. How do you hit like that? Dude wake up and help me. I don't know how to use my hands
05:17Dude, he shouldn't have eaten cheeseburgers in the first place. You wouldn't have to get it. Oh wait
05:22I just learned how to wave my hand around
05:25Whoa
05:27I think the game was like listen
05:30You must be hot and because you're so bad. Oh, did I actually get myself with the shot?
05:35All right, guys, he's dead. This game was fun
05:38This is the worst game I've ever played in my life. I don't know why you guys wanted me to play this
05:41I mean I say that every single week
05:43I feel like this could be fun if we knew how to play it
05:46It'd be fun if we could literally put our hand in and just do it
05:48So that was our failed attempt at playing surgeon simulator 2013. I died. I wanted to kill myself question of the day
05:55What should we play next? Please nothing like this again something fun
05:59There's game on like one of the old-school game stations
06:02That was a Mary Kay Nashville game and you go to the mall and you buy things
06:06So you should probably suggest that or there's also this powerpuff game. No, I would rather kill myself with a hammer and
06:14Scissors and a needle and a post-it that says call Trisha
06:18All right, you guys don't be a funny with me. I'm playing with you and I'll see you tomorrow
06:22Bye, I'm not wearing pants. I'm not wearing pants. You can't tell and I'm doing the no pants dance. I'm not wearing pants