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00:00I woke up in the morning and jumped out of my room. I landed on a bush outside in my fruta looms.
00:16I broke into my house and stole all my forks and spoons. And I stuck them in my neighbor's yard cause he would be home soon.
00:24I'm as quiet as a mountain goat that's smart as a bee. I'm as sneaky as an elephant that hides in a tree.
00:32And elephants and trees are something you'll never see. So you'll never know where I am until you smell my pee.
00:40When my neighbor came home I jumped into his trash. I found a roll of duct tape with the hair off my ass.
00:48I grabbed a paper plate and made a cool hat. Then I took the hair from my ass and made a mustache.
00:56You may think I'm crazy but I've something to say. I may be a little psycho but I grew up that way.
01:04I was raised by river raccoons that chased me away. So trust me when I tell you that I've had stranger days.
01:12Ceiling fans have tried to kill me but I've had stranger days. Umbrellas make me nervous too but I've had stranger days.
01:20Milk curtains are good for humping but I've had stranger days. And smpfilms.com says I've had stranger days.
01:28Oh, I got ants on my testicles. Hey, hey you! Oh shit. Get the fuck out of my trash!
01:36Sick of this shit. It's getting on my nerves. Can't walk in the yard without stepping on the dirt. So I got this full.
01:41Pissing in my pool. Don't follow no rules but it's hot, it's pretty cool. Wait, what the fuck? Is that my paper plate?
01:46How the fuck you gonna walk around wearing what I hate? And what's up with all the spoons and forks?
01:50You weren't really raised by river coons, you fucking dork. Yesterday you were seating on my grass.
01:54Now today I get you rolling all up in my fucking trash. What the hell is wrong with you?
01:57Did you fall out of bed from your head? Did you hear what I said? Get up, you ain't dead.
02:00Hey, is that my hammock on the roof? You better get your ass up there and get it down.
02:04No, it ain't staying. No, I ain't playing. This ain't no fucking game. What is it with you? Damn.
02:08Sitting on the fence, walking in blood. Now tell me what's the point of burning clothes in the mud, huh?
02:12Make her a sick motherfucker. Don't even think about sticking my breakup in your butt.
02:16It'll get stuck. Don't try to. I ain't lying. You'll be crying, man. Now where you going with that crayon pen?
02:20You're so obscene. Your piss ain't clean. You're the weirdest motherfucker that my girlfriend's ever seen.
02:24Now when she comes over, you'll be scaling her off. When she's trying to song bathe, you'll be trying to pop her top off.
02:28It ain't right. You gotta get it live. Leave me the hell alone. Where the hell did you get that trike?
02:32I've had so many goddamn problems since you moved to this place.
02:36But now you are my neighbor, man, and these are stranger days.
02:40Stop eating my flowers. These are stranger days.
02:44Get back here with my fish. These are stranger days.
02:48Quit pissing in the goddamn pool. These are stranger days.
02:52Stop stealing my oranges. These are stranger days.
02:56Oh, I love these oranges. I like to rub them against my balls.
03:00Damn it, man. Now those oranges are pre-eating.
03:04I'm actually very classy. Can I give you a tip?
03:08You can keep your toilet clean by not taking a shit.
03:12It does not work very well, though, cause your ass will explode.
03:16And I have not figured out how to contain the load.
03:20Thanks for the tip, man, but you're still a dumbass. All I can say is that I hope you can move fast.
03:24Cause I'm about to let my big hungry dog loose. Run. There's a tip you can use.
03:28I can run fast. I'm half raccoon, but I have puppy dog milk bone.
03:32I keep it in my underwear between my crack. I will feed it to your puppy so he will not bite my sack.
03:36Why the hell are we wasting time? We could go line for line all day.
03:40What do you say we go celebrate a holiday? I don't remember why we're fighting in the first place.
03:44What holiday is this? Is it 420 Halloween or Christmas?
03:48What if you are a Jehovah's Witness? And does this affect the business?
03:52We'll call it the Day of Stupidity, where everyone in the world gets crazy.
03:56Be as free as you want to be. Mickey D in the SMP.
04:00All you crazy potheads, hit your green. All the sober people need to get up and scream.
04:04Black, white, man, woman, straight or gay. Everybody in the world have a strange day.
04:08Oh my god, all the excitement that I'm going through. This song is making my stomach hurt. I got to poop.
04:14Wait, right now? What are you doing?
04:18What are you doing?
04:22Are you fucking sick? You're cleaning that up.