Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants Unleashed All Bosses (PS5)

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00:00I see that as more of a mid-career move.

00:08Besides, you don't want to hear bebop without auto-tune.

00:13Says the rhino who never lets me shit in the mix chair.

00:20You broke the last two chairs!

00:24That a pink joke? Cause you ain't exactly a twig!

00:30Guys, you have to shut it down!

00:34Your DJ set is gonna shatter every single window in a three block radius!

00:42If the city won't have us...

00:46We'll tear it all down!

00:52What's come over you two? You're leaving us without a choice!

00:58Let's settle this in the mosh pit!

01:15Come on!

01:53I'm not leaving you!

01:58You're going down!

02:02I'm going down!

02:06I'm going down!

02:11I'm going down!

02:16I'm going down!

02:21I'm going down!

02:27I'm going down!

02:33I'm going down!

02:39I'm going down!

02:45Yeah

03:15I

03:45Mean

04:15Oh

04:42Great fully

04:46Don't make us hurt you too Ray

04:52Sorry guys, I only get paid if I do the whole set that's some gig economy realness right there

04:59We could use another hand hauling 600 pounds of large veterinary animal back to the sewers

05:06Ray fillet

05:09Yo G dog, what are you doing up there man?

05:12Ensuring the survival of my species, what does it look like I?

05:20Mean it kind of looks like you're poisoning in the water

05:26Poison you've got it all wrong turtles. This is the cure

05:32I'm just helping remind mutants who they really are

05:41Predators

05:56The heck is that another new mutant they're really coming out of the brickwork

06:03Humans want to put us at the bottom of the food chain, but we are the apex

06:08We're going to put the jungle back in concrete jungle

06:13And make Manhattan the capital of a new mutant controlled society

06:22Guys is it me or does she smell a little bit amazing?

06:29Like retching from the bodega on a hot summer night

06:34Dude yes

06:37Guys focus we're missing the monologue

06:42I'm sorry. Who are you we didn't catch your name?

06:48Kami Lian was the name written on my cage

06:54When we take this city, we will know each other as we would in the wild by scent

07:00Um

07:03Yeah, so about that clearly evil plan Kami, we're definitely going to expose it

07:11Let all of New York know that you're the one making all the newbies act crazy

07:18Dead turtles tell no tales Oh

07:23Genghis

07:29Remember how the swamp got drained with your tadpole brothers still inside these turtles were the ones who pulled the bath plug

08:00Oh

08:13Not there

08:15Drop the axe Genghis. We don't want to hurt you so what I'll only hurt a baby frog

08:22There were no tadpoles Kami said y'all try to gas like me. I'm immune to your sweet

08:29I

08:59I

09:18He's down should I grab the stretcher

09:23Before we move Genghis, there's one very important thing. We need to take care. Oh

09:28Oh, yeah, we should probably turn the water filter back on

09:36Guess there won't be any talking turtles in the post-apocalypse

09:39Apocalypse

09:58Man is she cray-cray

10:00No fear she can see us and we can barely see her

10:04Like shooting turtles in a barrel those night-vision goggles are giving her the upper hand

10:09Hmm, maybe we can use them against her

10:14What if we whack one of those generators it could cause a power surge the sheer intensity of light would overload the goggles

10:24Come on the one about the lazy wombat in the totally awesome one. I think I got the gist

10:31Wombats spend much of the winter in their burrows. Yeah, totally

10:39Eric Pattenborough down under is a great spinoff

10:44Every day foraging berries in preparation for the long winter

10:48But the lazy wombat spent all day watching the telly come first snowfall

10:54Yes, he was walking on the awesome wombat's burrow trying to bum lily-pillies. I mean, there's only one other character in the story

11:02That's right. The lazy wombat point is you're all lazy wombats, and I'm an awesome wombat now back away

11:09from the pudding

11:39I

12:09I

12:39I

12:46She's down

12:49We're getting good at this

12:52Shall I give the spiel

12:55Be my guest

12:59Hey Leatherhead

13:01Hey, you're safe, buddy. None of this was your fault. It was the pheromone that made you think the end times were nigher than usual

13:09Not so fast lazy wombats

13:40You

13:47Now stay down

13:52I doubt she'll wake up normal with all the pheromone in the air. Let's get her back to the sewers stat

13:58Good call everyone grab a limb

14:10You

14:14It's really dark inside the theater

14:18Why are you whispering there's no actual movie playing probably a good idea to keep our voices down so we nut doesn't hear us

14:28Guys bats see with echolocation. She's probably staring at us like right now

14:35What crud

14:38Everyone feel along the wall and flip any switch you find let's get these lights on

14:45Commence button smashing

14:48Nope nope not that one. That's definitely a vacuum ah let there be light I

15:02Think Mikey just turned on the projector it must be playing the last film that was loaded before the theater closed

15:08Huh

15:12Were there any early aughts movies featuring a giant shadow dragon

15:19That's no movie, it's actual winglets silhouette

15:37No fair we can't reach her

15:40Learn Yumi instead of nunchucks

15:43No way being the archer of the group is like being the drummer in a band the front man's always blocking your shot

16:07I

16:37I

17:07I

17:37I

18:07I

18:09I

18:36Down

18:38That was the most intense theater going experience I've ever had

18:44Let's give her the smelling salts back in the sewer if the antiferrimone doesn't work. We don't want her escaping into the rafters again

18:53Good idea

19:01Didn't realize turtles can make that noise they do when they're cornered

19:05I'm sorry Mikey, but we have to knock you out. It's for your own good

19:16This feels wrong just pretend we're back in the dojo, but without the sparring gloves

19:26Sorry about the toy truck Mikey

19:34You to apologize you were probably the one holding it you're the tallest this is how the ooze made me baby big is beautiful

20:05I

20:06Talked to take down that kid if he was half as effective as a teammate as he was a mini boss

20:15We would have wrecked Kami's plan by now, let's get out of here before a cement mixer drives by and rouses him

20:26Whole bunch of feral movies

20:35You

20:40Our movement grows

20:45Only because you poison the pizza that was supposed to cure them I

20:51Don't know what you're talking about, but why would anyone want to cure this?

20:58Behold

21:00Revolution we're finally free to flash our beautiful hides in the open

21:06Now it's the humans who are afraid to leave their home

21:12Yes, there's a bit of a problem for us humans are our friends

21:19Friends people tire of pets

21:22Today you're a new puppy tomorrow. You'll be tangled up with five other canines on a dog walkers multi-leash

21:31I

21:34Know friendship when I feel it. It's when your podcast co-hosts tease you up for a joke

21:43Or you hot rod a drum with a pal

21:49When you share a swim lane and somehow never managed to bump into each other

21:53You

21:56When you rally a kickball team from certain defeat and rush them out

21:59I can tell by the look in your eye that you haven't felt friendship Kami, and I'm sorry for that

22:09The look you're seeing is disappointment you four have been over socialized domesticated

22:16I

22:27Don't get you

22:38Come on

22:46Oh

22:52Sorry

22:58Awesome

23:16You fight well

23:20Revolution I could use ninja bodyguards. Why are you saying anything?

23:31You smell too much you don't want your pheromone to practice very important position

23:37There's nothing creepy about

23:40Human society will tell you

23:42Is the official language of New York City, I'll be committed to the name

24:02Time to move

24:04Oh

24:11Yummy

24:15Not there

24:19So what exactly happens to the humans

24:22They can move to the suburbs

24:25Well, that's a step up from Superfly

24:28You can't take people out of their homes

24:31It used to be a forest

24:34Plums about evicting the squirrels

24:38Taking what's ours

24:53Guard

24:57Oh

25:03Why are the newbies running away stampede

25:11Look a TCR Ivan dance floor cutting up the side streets

25:27Oh

25:29Oh

25:52No, I promise no cages it wasn't meant to be like this

26:00Hey, Tammy, we got to get out of here before they round us up. We've actually been captured by TCR I before and I'm still

26:12Yet you still defend humans we can debate on the way home. Come on. Let's get you some more safe

26:21I'm sorry

26:24Oh

26:27Tammy wait time for us to disappear. Let's go

26:32What

26:54Oh

26:59This is straight out of a disaster movie, how did Kami managed to wreak this much havoc

27:05Cuz she just absorbed the ultimate dose of the pheromone great we turbocharged her

27:12And unleashed all of her worst instincts. Oh

27:16Oh

27:18Kami it's us your buds. Why are you brandishing your chucks? Don't taunt the angry chameleon?

27:26I'm waving. This is waving

27:31We do need a way to lure her out of hiding

27:34Let's think what do chameleons like to eat grasshoppers crickets geckos

27:40Wait, what was that last one?

27:46So, what do I do exactly just lie still

27:54But not too still chameleons prefer a hot meal we don't want Kami to think mondo is dead

28:03Now go on out there and look appetizing I'm just I'm just working up to it

28:11Okay, here I go

28:21Now we wait doesn't pretty scared I feel bad for the guy

28:41Ah

28:45Run mondo, this is why I'm a pacifist

28:52Kami over here. It's me Leo

29:00There is no Kenny there is only

29:04Turbo Kenny, she does not look happy that her dinner turned out to be takeout

29:11Oh

29:17Now what I don't know but we can't let her get away fan out

29:28Let's save Kami guys you sure we can do it

29:34We can if we stick together I just hope she doesn't have a final form

29:40Look she's moving claw prints in the caramel pie. That's something let's follow her tracks and start swinging

30:11Yeah

30:31We know yo, we're not ready for our sandwiches we ate a hearty breakfast

30:36I can't watch you Turtles fumble in the dark any longer. I want you to see how I see with my ears

30:57At the location sick, thanks for the air support wingnut anytime now it's time to ground and pound

31:06Yeah

31:36Oh

32:02Hey

32:06Oh

32:36I

32:51Witnessing a spontaneous evolution me like five

32:55Way faster than you guys. She's adapting to her environment

33:00In real time playing hide-and-seek didn't work out so she evolved armored scales

33:05I think it's going full-on tank mode just where I start

33:11It feels like she's just shrugging off our attack

33:29Oh

33:40Special delivery ray you brought us pizza

33:43You keep plugging away at Kami and I'll keep you fueled up

33:46These pies ought to keep us in the game long enough to pierce Kami's armor

33:50play ready

33:59Oh

34:02Come on

34:07Very complete

34:29Oh

34:59Oh

35:29Yeah

35:59Love it

36:29Oh

36:36That's a long way down

36:40Anyone see a splash?

36:42Would we even from this high up?

36:45Hold my side

36:47What do no way?

36:51I'm a good swimmer been training since August

36:54That's irrelevant you hit the water from this altitude, it'll feel like concrete let's not be lemmings

37:03It's up to the boss man, I'm willing Leo I

37:09Lost a friend today. I'm not losing a brother. I

37:14Can't believe she's

37:16Gone, if this is the end for Kami it came because she was trying to protect her fellow mutants

37:21She's an example to all of us

37:23Let's go home

37:51Oh

38:06What is that thing

38:09It's an IRL meh

38:12You boys can help me hold my pitch

38:15Wait Toby's inside of that thing. That's the hard questions just like real investors

38:22Okay, um, I guess I'll go first

38:26How did a C-suite guy like you learn to drive that thing I can control this exoskeleton using only my mind

38:35See about these fine motor skills is he changing a light bulb

38:45This is a sun salutation

38:49Your ninja should take a look at yoga, it's great for flexing

38:57This guy's nuts

39:02Not buying my pitch then nothing wins over a room of skeptical venture capitalists like a hands-on demo

39:14I

39:18Sure must be a pheromone. This is what makes the mind control possible

39:27Omega strain you accidentally discovered it does affect people just like with you

39:34Our thoughts become uncluttered without the pheromones too much noise

39:41It's the ultimate signal booster

39:44Yeah

40:09Hey

40:14Yeah

40:44Oh

40:54That big flies and

41:00Prepare to be grounded

41:14I think we're in for a rollercoaster

41:18Rollercoaster

41:43No

41:45Do even realize how expensive this was the prototype

41:49We're pulling the plug Toby on your funding and your robot

41:55Technically that's a class 6 exoskeleton. Oh

41:58And Toby, please use whatever brain control you have left to land this blimp at the nearest police station

42:06Sure, I'll just let the nice officers know you imprisoned me in this suit and why would we do that?

42:13Because

42:15You're using me as a guinea pig

42:20Testing how effective the mutant porn pheromone is at mind-controlling humans

42:25That does sound pretty sinister

42:29Yeah, I know right

42:31Now, can you repeat our fake plan once more this time direct a camera?

42:38What what camera?

42:42Hold the Mac and say cheese Toby

42:46So you were recording

42:48Everything I just said technically my friend Maz was I texted him when we flew over Bay Ridge to tell us

42:54Just in case you know this

42:57We've got the smoking gun Toby you and TCR. I are going down

43:03TCRI ha the moment you leak this video they'll toss my pitch deck into the shredder. Oh

43:10no

43:11anything but

43:13the shredder

43:15Let me guess this shredder. It's laced with razor-sharp chrome

43:20Relentlessly choose their victims like grandma

43:25I'm shivering in my leg warmers

43:29Wait, I thought we agreed those are totally necessary ankle sweat guard

43:36And depends on the weather don't say I didn't warn you

43:41You

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