00:00The following is a fan-based parody. Anyways, go support the official release, you fucker.
00:15Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
00:21Well, it all started a few weeks ago, during the start of the Holy Grail War.
00:30Not even this guy.
00:47Hey, Ker!
00:53Miss me, you dumb bitch!
01:00The fuck's your issue with me anyways, you dumb broad?
01:08You didn't earn that power!
01:11Huh?
01:18Give your balls a tug, titfucker!
01:21That's it! You're a dead man walking!
01:26Huh?
01:27You and my boy are fucking done!
01:30Huh?
01:32Why, hello there, old guy.
01:43Yeah, now, fuck this.
01:57Huh?
02:07Parent!
02:08Paul Moon!
02:10Vlad Arthur!
02:12This isn't a story about servants, nor is it a tale about the masters that command them.
02:30And it is not a telling of saints either.
02:33This is a tale about an abridged reboot too damn long in the making.
02:42I'm going!
02:48I'm sorry for who you really are!
02:51I'm going to lose the fight!
02:53I'm going to lose!
03:00Alright, so here's the gist.
03:03Ex-Nazi and friends got a wish cup that he plundered during a war.
03:07We need it.
03:09You get anything if you get it.
03:11And you got allies and a kick-ass warrior to fight for you in an epic battle royale.
03:17Fucking what?
03:19Which parts are you confused on?
03:22Everything?
03:24Alright.
03:26Ever play Fortnite?
03:36You're up late, Shiro.
03:38Everything okay?
03:39Yeah, actually.
03:41My servants are still here and we might get an extra episode if this goes well.
03:45In other news, the final Master of Red has arrived, making our team almost complete.
03:54After so many years, all this will finally pay off.
04:10Well, let's get this shit show over with.
04:14And what about the rumors?
04:39I knew this day would come.
04:41Mama, she said, son, you'll always be on the run.
04:45Your daddy was a man, a man who fooled more than ten.
04:50Now that storm's coming for you, a prize hanging on your hand.
04:54If bullish comes to show, we'll bring hell down from above.
05:02Tonight we ride straight into the fire.
05:07Are you ready to go, go, go?
05:11We'll make my stand.
05:13Don't give a damn.
05:15This is our time to go from zero to hero.
05:21A man on the run, he's a ghost, he is no one.
05:25Thunder when it comes, we'll bring with it many guns.
05:29Gypsy woman said, she said, boy, your time grows near.
05:33You can't run forever, gotta dare to face your fear.
05:38If bullish comes to show, we'll bring hell down from above.
05:46Tonight we ride straight into the fire.
05:50Are you ready to go, go, go?
05:54We'll make our stand.
05:56Don't give a damn.
05:58This is our time to go from zero to hero.
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