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Season 1 (1970-1971)
The Bugaloos rescue a neurotic firefly named Sparky after he is sideswiped by Benita Bizarre's Baroque Buggy.
In this series opener, we see Sparky trying to hitch a ride. Benita is on her way into "Rock City" and Funky Rat is driving her. The two nearly run Sparky down. This alerts the Bugaloos, who come out to rescue him. Well, Benita doesn't fare too well with her musical talents and decides she needs a backup band. Thus, she kidnaps the Bugaloos and forces the male Bugaloos to be her backup band, while holding Joy hostage. That is, until Sparky manages to save the day!
The Bugaloos rescue a neurotic firefly named Sparky after he is sideswiped by Benita Bizarre's Baroque Buggy.
In this series opener, we see Sparky trying to hitch a ride. Benita is on her way into "Rock City" and Funky Rat is driving her. The two nearly run Sparky down. This alerts the Bugaloos, who come out to rescue him. Well, Benita doesn't fare too well with her musical talents and decides she needs a backup band. Thus, she kidnaps the Bugaloos and forces the male Bugaloos to be her backup band, while holding Joy hostage. That is, until Sparky manages to save the day!
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00:00Bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger
00:05THE BUGGLE WHOS!
00:30I think we may have hit something.
00:50If you dent my fender, I'll have your hide for it.
00:52I'm due uptown.
00:53Now go, funky rat.
00:54Go, go.
00:55Jawas, Benita.
00:56Rise and shine, bugglers.
01:03Wakey, wakey.
01:08Time to join the world.
01:22You've got the wrong pad, me old darling.
01:25I didn't call for room service.
01:32I'm going to get you for that if it's the last thing I do.
01:45Okay, you clowns.
01:46You asked for it.
01:47No.
01:48Cut it out.
01:49No.
01:50Well, sleep in beauty is finally making the scene.
01:51Good morning.
01:52Blimey, the emergency alarm.
01:53Somebody's in trouble.
01:54What's up, Bluebell?
01:55What's wrong?
01:56What's the matter?
01:57What is it, Bluebell?
01:58Where?
01:59Who's in trouble?
02:00Where are they?
02:01What is it?
02:02I just got an urgent message from the grapevine.
02:03Somebody needs help.
02:04Fast.
02:05It's a poor little firefly.
02:06He got hit by a car.
02:07He's in bad shape.
02:08Tell us where the firefly is.
02:09Come on.
02:10Show them.
02:11Come on.
02:12Come on.
02:13Come on.
02:14Come on.
02:15Come on.
02:16Come on.
02:17Come on.
02:18Come on.
02:19Come on.
02:20Come on.
02:21Tell us where the firefly is.
02:22Come on.
02:23Shake a leaf.
02:24Hurry, please.
02:25He's alongside the road.
02:26At the north end of the forest.
02:27Let's go, Buggaloos.
02:28We've got to fly.
02:29Thanks a lot, old grapes.
02:30The Buggaloos.
02:31The Buggaloos.
02:32We're in the air and everywhere flying.
02:33Flying.
02:34Flying.
02:35Flying.
02:36Flying.
02:37Flying.
02:38Flying.
02:39Flying.
02:40Flying.
02:41Flying.
02:42Flying.
02:43Flying.
02:44Flying.
02:45Flying.
02:46Flying.
02:47Flying.
02:48Flying.
02:49Flying.
02:50They're flying high.
02:51Flying loose.
02:52Flying free.
02:53As a summer breeze.
02:54Happy as a summer breeze.
02:55The Buggaloos.
02:56The Buggaloos.
02:57We're in the air and everywhere.
02:58There he is.
02:59Let's get him.
03:00Poor little fly.
03:01Is he alive?
03:02I don't know.
03:08The bugaloos were in the air and everywhere.
03:14There he is!
03:14Let's get him!
03:17Poor little blight.
03:18Is he alive?
03:19I don't know.
03:20His taillight's out.
03:21We'd better get him back to our pad fast.
03:23Yeah, we'll cover left, come on!
03:31Come on, little fella, open your eyes.
03:34Speak to us.
03:36Look!
03:37Here he comes.
03:40Are we get?
03:44Where?
03:45Where am I?
03:48Welcome to Tranquility Forest, the last of the British colonies.
03:51We're the bugaloos.
03:52I'm Joy.
03:53That's Harmony.
03:54How do you do?
03:56Courage.
03:57And IQ.
03:59Hi, I'm Sporky.
04:01And I sure want to thank you for rescuing me.
04:06Is there anything broken?
04:09No.
04:10Your wings are in great shape.
04:11See?
04:12Yeah, go ahead, try them.
04:13Get them a flutter.
04:15Oh, no!
04:15Oh, really?
04:16They're super.
04:17Come on, fly.
04:18You'll see.
04:19Yeah, come on, Sporky.
04:20Let's get up in the apple pie.
04:22Apple...
04:23Apple pie?
04:24The sky, man, the sky.
04:26Come on.
04:26Oh, no, I can't.
04:27You can what?
04:30I can't fly.
04:32You're putting us on.
04:33But you're a firefly.
04:35Fire...
04:36Fly.
04:38I tried it once and it scared me to death.
04:41I can't.
04:42Never say can't, mate.
04:43There's nothing to it.
04:44Just start flapping your wings.
04:46We'll help you.
04:47No, put me down.
04:48I don't want to go up in the apple pie.
04:50We go.
04:51Oh, let me down.
04:52Let me down.
04:53I'm getting nauseous.
04:55I think I'm going to throw up.
04:57You're doing great, pal.
04:58You're ready to go out alone.
04:59Right, here goes.
05:01No, don't let go.
05:02I'll crash.
05:06Help, get me out of here.
05:09He was right.
05:10He can't fly.
05:17And here it is, gang.
05:18Another pop picked by your old flatter.
05:20Pick a pita platter.
05:21Lay your ears on the electrics.
05:23Finish playing their new hit,
05:24Stale Buttermilk.
05:26Hit?
05:27Boy, it's a bomb.
05:29Quiet, quiet.
05:30Don't argue with the boss.
05:31Pita, pita platter.
05:34Yoo-hoo.
05:36How's the golden throat?
05:38Gorgeous as ever, pita precious.
05:40Look, I'm going to cut a new record.
05:41Will you play it?
05:42Huh, love bug?
05:44Love bug, blech.
05:46Shut up, skinny.
05:48If it's in the groove, I'll play it.
05:49Just send it around, chicky.
05:51Oh, thank you.
05:52Thank you, great big gorgeous hunk of...
05:54of a...
05:56hunk of a...
05:57Well, you name it.
05:59Bye.
06:02Oh, no.
06:03Here comes Benita.
06:04I hope her brakes work.
06:10Well, open up, you freaked out peasant.
06:13You'll need a coin, mein boss.
06:16Oh, yeah.
06:16I keep forgetting.
06:18Go.
06:19Go live in a jukebox.
06:32Any messages, Flash?
06:34No, boss. No one called.
06:38I'm home. I'm home.
06:40Where is everybody?
06:42Woofer?
06:43Tweeter?
06:46Coming.
06:46Coming.
06:48Hi, boss, boss. You're late.
06:49Yeah, where have you been?
06:51You dumb-dumbs will never guess
06:52where I've been.
06:53I've been to the movies.
06:54I've been to the movies.
06:55I've been to the movies.
06:56I've been to the movies.
06:57I've been to the movies.
06:58I've been to the movies.
06:59I've been to the movies.
07:00You dumb-dumbs will never guess
07:01who I've been talking to in person.
07:04Uh, let's see.
07:06Peter Patter.
07:07The king of all disc jockeys.
07:09No.
07:10Wanna guess again?
07:11Guess again?
07:13I'm telling you like it is, you twin twerps.
07:18Peter Patter said
07:19if he likes my next record,
07:21he's gonna play it on the air.
07:22Now, how does that grab you,
07:23you wacky little weirdos?
07:25Groovy.
07:26Out of sight.
07:28Yeah.
07:28If Peter Platt uploads your record,
07:30it will sell a million.
07:33Maybe a billion.
07:35But you dumb-dumbs,
07:36you still haven't found me a rock group
07:38that can back me up.
07:39Did we ever let you down?
07:41We found them.
07:42And here they are.
07:45The Mop Heads.
07:50Holy humperdink.
07:52What a rock group.
07:54Where'd you find them? Under a rock?
07:57Go ahead, play, play.
08:02Put on your supersonic sneakers
08:03cause you're going to the party with me.
08:07Babe.
08:16Please, boss boy, take it easy.
08:19Yeah.
08:19That could become your big hit record.
08:22Oh, it'll be a hit all right.
08:24Watch.
08:27We'll really have to work on your flying, mate.
08:30Please, let's forget it.
08:32But you can't give up, Sparky.
08:34You've got to learn.
08:35Yeah, straight up, Sparky.
08:37How can you expect to carry out your duties
08:39as a firefly?
08:40I mean, you'd look pretty silly
08:41walking around at night, wouldn't you?
08:44Oh, I never go out at night.
08:47I'm afraid of the dark.
08:49Man, you've got more hang-ups
08:51than a clothes closet.
08:53I'm just a born loser.
08:56What kind of talk is that?
08:57Stop putting yourself down.
08:59If you don't believe in yourself,
09:01can't expect anyone else to.
09:12If you listen to the sounds
09:16that surround you
09:20you'll discover
09:22that you're never
09:24quite alone.
09:28Hear the earth
09:30and the sky
09:32say they love you
09:37and they're happy
09:39that you're here
09:40to share their warmth.
09:44So take the time to taste
09:47the honey
09:48in a summer breeze.
09:52Touch them last long
09:54every bird has right to say.
10:00Smell the sunlight
10:02as it warms you
10:04on the coolest day
10:08and you'll feel a part
10:10of what you're gathering
10:14the senses of our world.
10:22Let your heart
10:24see the colours
10:26all around you
10:30and the darkness
10:32that you fear
10:34will disappear.
10:38See the treasures
10:40that abound
10:42all around you
10:46and believe
10:48that Mother Earth
10:51is glad you're here.
10:55So take the time
10:57to taste the honey
10:59in a summer breeze.
11:03Touch them last long
11:05every bird has right to say.
11:11Smell the sunlight
11:13as it warms you
11:15on the coolest day
11:17and you'll feel a part
11:21of what you're gathering
11:25the senses of our world.
11:33So take the time to taste
11:35the honey
11:37in a summer breeze.
11:41Touch them last long
11:43every bird has right to say.
11:46Where is it?
11:48Where is it?
11:50That group is out of sight.
11:52Where are you bringing them in from?
11:54They're out in the forest
11:56about ten miles
11:58outside of town.
12:00Oh, just listen to them.
12:02Oh, I've got to have them
12:04for my very own.
12:06I must, I must.
12:08Well, what if they won't come?
12:10Yeah, what if?
12:12Then we'll drag them by the guitar strings.
12:14Let's go.
12:16Come on, let's move it.
12:18Have a double.
12:32Hello, hello, hello.
12:34Blimey! Stone the crows.
12:36What is it?
12:38The bus just got in from Mars.
12:40It's her, it's her.
12:43I'm so happy it almost hit me.
12:45Well, now let's get down to business.
12:47I'm Benita Bizarre and I just dig your music.
12:49Yes, it really turns me on.
12:51It's just wild, wild great.
12:53Look at that mouth.
12:55What a newfound self.
12:57Look, I'm going to give you bugs
12:59the biggest break you ever had in your life.
13:01I'm going to let you make a hit record with me.
13:03Dig?
13:05Make a record with you?
13:07I'm sorry, Miss Bizarre, but we can't really accept your offer.
13:09You can't?
13:12Well, who asked you, sweet?
13:14After all, we only need one girl singing in this group
13:16and it's me.
13:18Sorry, chicky, but that's the record biz.
13:20But you're sweet.
13:22Come on, kiddies, I'm going to put you in the big time.
13:24Thanks, but no thanks, ma'am.
13:26Instead of making records,
13:28you should concentrate on safe driving.
13:30Right, you could have really hurt Sparky.
13:32Yeah, you could have really done him in.
13:34Oh, forget that little splash in the pan.
13:36I'm going to make you stars.
13:38Stars, stars.
13:40You mean he's turning me down?
13:42All of you?
13:44Well, you're sick. Sick, sick, sick.
13:46Come on, let's get out of here.
13:48I've had enough of these deadbeats.
13:50Come on.
13:52Sorry, chicky, but that's the bug biz.
13:54Did you see it?
13:56I didn't believe it.
13:58Boss, boss, you feeling all right?
14:00Yeah, we've never seen you give up this easy.
14:02Who's giving up?
14:04I'll teach those brats to give me the brush off.
14:06This is it.
14:09You mean...
14:11Yes.
14:13Get out my ultrasonic high-frequency stereo zapper.
14:15Blimey.
14:17It's her again.
14:19Yoo-hoo.
14:21Benita's back.
14:23Oh, have I got a surprise for you.
14:25What surprise is that?
14:27Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
14:29Sweet dreams, duckies.
14:33Time to go night-night.
14:35Well, turn it off, you dummy.
14:37I don't want them to go up in smoke.
14:39Still haven't played for me.
14:41Oh, they're mine.
14:43Oh, mine.
14:45Blimey.
14:47I finally have my very own British rock group.
14:51Okay, load them on.
14:53Oh, I tell you, the trouble you have to go through
14:55these days to find new talent
14:57just drives me out of my mind.
15:01Well, we're almost ready to start recording.
15:04Benita and the Buckaloos.
15:06How does that fare, Ben?
15:08We already told you, lady, no way.
15:10Look, we're not going to play for you,
15:12so you're blinking well better let us go.
15:14Oh, blinking well better let it go, eh, mate?
15:18Maybe a little torture might change your mind.
15:20What more can you do us?
15:22We've already heard you sing.
15:24Oh, that's cute. Cute.
15:26Oh, I'd like to...
15:28Oh, well, I...
15:30I wasn't intending to torture you, dear boys.
15:33No.
15:35I was just talking about your dear little friend...
15:37Joy.
15:39Joy!
15:41Help!
15:43What are you going to do with her?
15:45You shall soon see, sweeties.
15:49No, shut it off. We'll play for you.
15:51Oh, no, no, no.
15:53I'm going to make a real good chick out of her.
15:55Please help me.
15:57We'll make all the records you want.
15:59Help! Help!
16:01We'll play for you.
16:05I'm such a little devil.
16:13I'm ready. I'm ready.
16:15Finally.
16:17Finally, I'm going to have a hit record.
16:19I'm finally going to be a star.
16:21Love it. Love it.
16:25Now's the time to rush them, mate.
16:27Right. I'll grab a stereo zapper and you guys handle the other two.
16:30Blimey, no. We can't risk Joy getting hurt.
16:32But we've got to get her out of here.
16:34That old bat's a menace.
16:36I think I'm going to faint.
16:38Sparky, come on.
16:40Hey, just look at all those doo-dahs over there.
16:42Sure wouldn't take much to short-circuit that lot.
16:44Yeah. One more plug-in and zowie.
16:46It'd wreck the joint.
16:48And maybe in the excitement we'd have a chance to escape.
16:50But how could we?
16:52Where are we going to find...
16:54You mean me?
16:56You want me to zowie?
16:58Oh, no. I can't.
17:00Sparky.
17:02You've got to.
17:04For Joy.
17:06I'm ready.
17:08How's my groove, huh? All set to go?
17:10All set. Let's hit that groove, darling.
17:12Darling. Darling.
17:14Ah!
17:16Love that bug.
17:18Shall we make a tape?
17:20Go, Firefly. Light my fire.
17:23Do, do, do. Go, baby, go.
17:25Go.
17:27Put on your supersonic sneakers
17:29Because you're going to the party with me.
17:35I can dig your hypertension
17:37Because you know there's nothing neater than me.
17:39Babe.
17:41Now we're heading for the action
17:43You're going with the leader
17:45That's the...
17:47Babe.
17:49I know the Rolling Stones
17:52Will sock it to the brand-new
17:54Superstar Rock
17:56Put on your supersonic sneakers
17:58You're going to the party with me
18:00Yeah, babe
18:02Put on your supersonic sneakers
18:04Going to the party
18:06With me
18:08Hey, babe
18:10Supersonic sneakers
18:12Going to the party
18:14Let's go, Buggaloos.
18:16Let me up, you goofy glowworm.
18:18Woofer. Tweeter. Blast them.
18:20IQ.
18:24Let me up. Let me up.
18:26Blast them. Blast them.
18:28Funky.
18:32I'll save you, my leader.
18:36Don't let him get away.
18:38Grab them, Funky. Grab them.
18:40Jawohl, Buggaloos.
18:43Grab them.
18:45Jawohl, Buggaloos.
18:51Come back, you stupid rat.
18:57Help.
18:59Help.
19:01Get me, boy.
19:03Love your record session.
19:05I'll get you for this.
19:07So help me, I'll get you.
19:09That's the trouble
19:11with those darn stereo outfits.
19:13You just can't get the bugs out of them.
19:23Sparky,
19:25we're proud of you.
19:27You came through when we needed you most.
19:29You're a hero. You saved our lives.
19:31How about that?
19:33I didn't chicken out this time.
19:35It just goes to prove
19:38that you can do anything you want to
19:40as long as you've got confidence in yourself.
19:42You can even fly.
19:44Yeah, I can even fly.
19:46Oh, no.
19:48No, don't let go.
19:50You can do it.
19:52You've got to try.
19:54Go get him, Tiger.
19:56It's up and away.
19:58I can fly. I can fly.
20:00No, I can't.
20:04Sparky.
20:07That little blighter don't need confidence.
20:09He needs a parachute.
20:11Well, mates,
20:13back to the drawing board.
20:29The bugaloos,
20:31the bugaloos,
20:33were in the air and everywhere
20:35Flying high, flying loose,
20:37flying free as the summer breeze
20:39The bugaloos,
20:41the bugaloos,
20:43were climbing high and diving low
20:45Through the sky,
20:47across the land
20:49Straight to you with a helping hand
20:51Ready with a helping hand
21:01We are friends indeed
21:04Should you need if you ever need
21:08The bugaloos,
21:10the bugaloos,
21:12were in the air and everywhere
21:14Flying high, flying loose
21:16Don't forget to write.
21:18We love to hear from you.
21:20The bugaloos,
21:22the bugaloos,
21:24were climbing high and flying free