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Govinda _ Satish Kaushik _ Comedy Scene _ Tasty.Vibes
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00:00The whole world is crazy about Chotka.
00:04Here comes your Anand Mahal.
00:05Is Anand Mahal so rotten?
00:07Brother-in-law, this is Bombay.
00:09Everything is upside down here.
00:11The name of Jhupalpatti is Sundar Nagar.
00:13And the name of Basi Chal is Tadiya Mahal.
00:16You are new here.
00:18You will understand everything slowly.
00:19Not slowly. I understand everything quickly, Mr. Laddu Singh.
00:22I have understood that my friend has chosen the best place for himself.
00:27Raj, my friend, my brother, my love.
00:29When did you come?
00:30Mohan, I have come to your dream city to test my luck.
00:33Hold this book.
00:34Why?
00:34I have to take out the things.
00:35Take it out from here and from the top as well.
00:36Okay. You are a master.
00:38Mr. Laddu Singh, how much money do you have?
00:39Rs. 62 and Rs. 75.
00:41Rs. 62.
00:42Do you have a leave of Rs. 500?
00:43Brother-in-law, I don't have any leave in the morning and evening.
00:46Mohan, do one thing.
00:48Give Rs. 65 to him and Rs. 35 to me.
00:49We will settle the accounts later. Okay?
00:51Okay?
00:51He has started already.
00:52Take out the money from your pocket.
00:54Just take out Rs. 100.
00:56He is my friend, Raj.
00:58Rs. 100.
01:00You took the tiffin yourself.
01:02I opened the door and came home.
01:03The house is very cheap.
01:06Mohan, you have made a wonderful house.
01:08Television, telephone, fridge, glass, saucer.
01:11This is our poor food.
01:13Shut up.
01:14Don't act as if the house is your poor food.
01:16You live in Juhu.
01:17There is the sea of Juhu in front of you.
01:19There are stars of the sky above you.
01:20There are movie stars next to you.
01:21On your right, there is Amitabh Bachchan.
01:22On your left, there is Shatrughan Sinha.
01:23On your front, there is Dharmendra.
01:23On your back, there is Chitender.
01:24Is this a joke?
01:25This is a joke.
01:26I have never thought about my house from this angle.
01:28You are talking nonsense.
01:30Mohan, even if I get to sleep on a bed in such a beautiful place..
01:34..I will still consider myself lucky.
01:36Hello. Why a bed?
01:37Why a bed?
01:38When there is a bed and pillow at home, why cry for a bed?
01:40You have become emotional.
01:41If you want me to sleep on a bed and you to sleep on a bed..
01:44..then it is your wish.
01:45But one thing is for sure.
01:46I will surely give you Rs. 500 as rent.
01:47Rs. 500.
01:48You are hurt again.
01:50Why do you get hurt on every little thing?
01:53I know that you consider guests as God.
01:55And if you want me to live like a guest, then fine.
01:57I will live like a guest.
01:58I beg of you. I made a mistake.
01:59I will not talk about rent from now on.
02:01Make tea for me.
02:02You are a master man.
02:04And make it fast.
02:06Then I have to go and see your office as well.
02:09The umbrella is open.
02:13Raj, this is our Karam Bhoomi.
02:17Yes.
02:19That is fine. But where is our office?
02:20Office?
02:22Good question.
02:24This is my office.
02:27Chair, table, typewriter, book, umbrella, one more chair.
02:32Office.
02:33Is this an office?
02:37Mohan, you are a great man.
02:40I thought you were a good fool.
02:42But you turned out to be very intelligent.
02:43Whose concept is this?
02:44Mine.
02:45Get lost.
02:46Get lost.
02:47You are a very smart man.
02:48I thought you were a fool and you made me a fool.
02:51This is a great concept.
02:52Really?
02:53I have never seen an office like this before.
02:54No reception, no peon's problem.
02:57That means the client will get down from the order rickshaw..
02:59..and meet the lawyer directly.
03:00There is no obstacle in between.
03:02This is great. Get lost.
03:03Get lost.
03:06You will see, Mohan.
03:07In a few days, this concept will be followed by the whole world.
03:10And the big people of the world will meet you under this umbrella one day.
03:14Sit.
03:16Not there. Sit here.
03:17Sit next to me.
03:18Thank you for inviting me to my own office.
03:20I sat down.
03:24Mohan.
03:26Tell me. What do you call this?
03:29Friendship.
03:31Not friendship, you fool.
03:32This is called Raj and Mohan Associates.
03:36Master.
03:40What is the matter? Why are they running so fast?
03:42Today Mr. Tejpal's case is going to start.
03:44That's why they are running so fast.
03:45Who is Mr. Tejpal?
03:46The famous barrister of the city.
03:48He is a very smart man.
03:49He is going to give an argument in the court today.
03:51Come. We will take some lessons from him.
03:53We will get to learn something.
03:54The time has come so bad that we will have to learn from others.
03:59Come, let's go and see. Come.
04:03Wait. Let me close the office.
04:06It is closed. Come.
04:09Let's go.
04:11Your Honor.
04:12Every evidence and witness has proved that..
04:16..this innocent looking Vinay Prabh has killed Anthony Brutto.
04:21This man is only 19 years old.
04:24And a person who has the courage to kill at the age of 19..
04:30..what can he not do in the future?
04:31No one can save this Chaman the way this public prosecutor..
04:34..has committed a crime against this innocent boy.
04:35Brother, only Tejpal can save the one whom no one can save.
04:40We are in the court.
04:45Your Honor.
04:47The prosecution has said the right thing about the accused.
04:51He should be given the strictest punishment.
04:55Death penalty or life imprisonment.
05:00But before you give your verdict..
05:04..I want to tell the court something about this 19 year old innocent killer.
05:11Your Lordship.
05:12Vinay Prabh won the Nehru child gold medal at the age of 7.
05:17At the age of 12, he won the first prize in the interstate debate competition.
05:20At the age of 15, he passed in the first class first in the SSC.
05:23And at the age of 17, he scored the highest number in the entire state..
05:27..in the higher secondary in math.
05:28And the Anthony Brutto who has been murdered..
05:31..at the age of 12, he was accused of stealing for the first time.
05:34At the age of 14, he started blacking tickets outside the Minerva theatre.
05:39At the age of 20, he committed the first robbery.
05:41And at the age of 27, he was accused of killing four people.
05:46And if he hadn't committed the murder..
05:48..he would have been a gangster, a drug smuggler..
05:51..and he could have betrayed the country.
05:54But because of this stupidity, the country has lost a hooligan, Your Honour.
05:59Order! Order!
06:01Your Lordship, this 19 year old innocent should be given the death penalty.
06:06Because what will he do after living?
06:08He will win 5-6 more gold medals.
06:10And he will become an engineer, a doctor or a scientist.
06:12And what was the need of our country for all this, Your Lordship?
06:15But once, the conditions in which the murder took place..
06:18..keep yourself in those conditions.
06:21Anthony Brutto used to harass his family.
06:24He used to tease his sister.
06:26He filed a report with the police but the police didn't take any action.
06:30One day, Anthony Brutto reached his house.
06:32He tried to rape his sister after finding her alone.
06:35Coincidentally, he reached his house at that time.
06:36He did what any small or big person in this world..
06:40..would do to save his sister's honor.
06:43What you would do, what I would do..
06:45..what every brother in the court would do..
06:47..he killed Anthony Brutto, Your Honour.
07:01He is too good.
07:03Mind blowing.
07:05Mr. Tejpal, one minute. Sir, please.
07:09Gohan, this Tejpal is a great man.
07:12That's why he takes lakhs of rupees for a hearing.
07:14What are you saying?
07:16It is the duty of a good lawyer to study any case.
07:19And that's my homework.
07:21Who is the handsome boy next to him?
07:22He is his son-in-law, Adarsh.
07:23He used to work in his office.
07:25He fell in love with his daughter.
07:26He got married when he fell in love.
07:27He got married and got the position of his neighbor.
07:29And today, he has everything.
07:30He has become a great lawyer.
07:31How is that?
07:32It's simple.
07:33Look, he has taken a lot of trouble all his life..
07:36..to earn so much money by taking lakhs of rupees for a hearing.
07:38He got his daughter to say yes once.
07:39And he has put crores of rupees in it.
07:40He has become a great man.
07:43Buddy, I have nothing more to say.
07:45Thank you very much. Thank you.
07:46What are you saying?
07:47Sir, please. Sir, please.
07:49What are you saying?
07:52Okay, forget everything. Tell me one thing.
07:53Does Mr. Tejpal have another daughter?
07:55Yes, he does. He has two daughters.
07:56And is he married?
07:57No, but why are you asking?
07:58No, I have another son-in-law for his second daughter.
08:01Who is he?
08:01I am.
08:02Who is he?
08:03He is a great man. You won't understand.
08:04Oh, I mean you are.
08:06But will you marry him without giving him anything?
08:08Buddy, you are a stupid man. This is understood.
08:10If he is a rich man's daughter, she will be beautiful.
08:11Raj, there is one thing.
08:13You are a very masterful man.
08:29Hi.
08:29Yes, ma'am.
08:33This one, please.
08:33This one?
08:34Yes, sure.
08:38You are welcome.
08:39What are you doing?
08:40Look, no matter how beautiful these glasses are..
08:42..try them on. It will suit you better.
08:44Try it, please.
08:45Don't mind.
08:46Okay.
08:49Beautiful.
08:49Oh, my God. This is beautiful.
08:52Shall I tell you something?
08:54If Guru Tej was alive..
08:56..he would have made you the moon of Chaudhary again.
08:59Pack it.
08:59Sure.
09:00How sweet.
09:04What are you doing?
09:05Look, I am sorry.
09:06No matter how beautiful this dress is..
09:08..try it on.
09:11That's beautiful.
09:12Yes.
09:13Thanks.
09:13Try it on.
09:14Shall I tell you something?
09:16If Guru Tej was alive..
09:18..he would have made you the moon of Chaudhary again.
09:21What?
09:21I mean, with these clothes.
09:23Please try it on.
09:25Okay, thanks.
09:33Pack it.
09:34What are you doing?
09:35Mr. Kamal would have been so angry if he saw you.
09:37Who is Kamal?
09:38Mr. Amrohi.
09:39The one who made the Pakistan film.
09:41Really? Why?
09:42He would have said to his hero..
09:43..that your feet are very beautiful.
09:44They are not on the ground.
09:45Keep them on these sandals.
09:46They will look even more beautiful.
09:48Yes.
09:48Look, how beautiful they are.
09:49That's amazing.
09:50Whatever you tried to sell, I bought everything.
09:53You are a good salesman.
09:55I am a lawyer by profession.
09:57Really? What are you saying?
09:58Raj Malhotra, B.L.L.B.
09:59Very nice to meet you.
10:00Nice to meet you.
10:01Nice to meet you.
10:02I came to buy some stuff for myself.
10:03I couldn't see you buying the wrong stuff.
10:05But I am really sorry.
10:06I mistook you for a salesman.
10:08It's okay.
10:09It's okay.
10:10My face is like that.
10:11Yes.
10:12Can anyone deceive me?
10:13So you believe that my face is like that.
10:15How stupid.
10:16Nice to meet you.
10:17Okay. Nice to meet you.
10:18Okay.
10:20You are leaving, but..
10:22..I will come in your life like an old man.
10:25The one who comes once and then..
10:27..keeps coming.
10:29Raj, no matter what you see in your dreams..
10:31..but in reality you can't marry Tejpal's daughter.
10:34If I don't marry his daughter..
10:36..then I will kill myself and come under his car.
10:40I will come under his car.
10:42Raj.
10:45Raj, what did you do?
10:47I did everything.
10:49Brother, how did this happen?
10:51Nothing. The car was moving fast.
10:53Two bones were broken.
10:54Nothing happened.
10:55You go. Hurry up.
10:56Raj. Raj.
10:57You sit in the front. I will sit in the back.
10:59Why are you sitting in the back?
11:00Am I going to watch a movie?
11:01I am going to the hospital.
11:02No. No. You sit. Sit.
11:03Brother will talk to you later.
11:04Come on. Come on.
11:05I will go to the hospital alone.
11:06But get out of here.
11:07Raj, don't worry.
11:08Sit. Sit.
11:09Sit.
11:10Close the door.
11:11Move. Move.
11:12Move.
11:13Don't you feel pain?
11:15Are you healing or breaking?
11:16The wound is here.
11:17How will the pain be there?
11:18Oh, I am so sorry. So sorry.
11:19Lift it. Lift it. Lift it.
11:20Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.
11:21Don't worry. It's okay.
11:22It's just a minor wound.
11:23I will prescribe medicine for two days.
11:25You will be completely cured.
11:26Tell me your name. Quickly.
11:27Raj Malhotra.
11:28Raj Malhotra.
11:29Look, I have prescribed medicine for two days.
11:31And in the morning and evening..
11:32What is this?
11:33Why are you wearing a baisakhi?
11:34I am hurt. I am in pain.
11:36I am paying the money.
11:37Still you are asking me why I am wearing a baisakhi.
11:38Strange.
11:39Is the wound on the leg or on the head?
11:42Oh.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:02You didn't go.
12:03What has happened to you?
12:04No problem.
12:05The hairline is a little fractured.
12:06The doctor says I will be fine in 15 days.
12:0915 days.
12:10You are wearing a baisakhi because of me.
12:12But I am so sorry.
12:13Not because of you.
12:14I must have committed a sin.
12:16No.
12:17I was driving fast.
12:19I am so sorry.
12:20You realized your mistake, right?
12:22Yes.
12:23Do you want to be punished?
12:24Yes, absolutely.
12:25What can I do for you?
12:26Please drop me to the taxi.
12:28What are you saying?
12:29I will drop you in my car.
12:30Come.
12:31Oh.
12:39Come.
12:40Be careful.
12:41Wait a minute.
12:42Wait a minute.
12:43Yes.
12:44Oh.
12:45Be careful.
12:46Wait.
12:47I...
12:48No, I will handle it.
12:49Come.
12:50You live upstairs, right?
12:52Yes.
12:53Okay.
12:54Be careful.
12:55No problem.
12:56Come.
12:57Come.
12:58Come.
13:00I had to take a lot of trouble.
13:01Sit here.
13:02Sit.
13:03Come.
13:04Wait a minute.
13:05What?
13:06This picture?
13:09Yes, this is my guru's picture.
13:12But I have never seen you with him before.
13:15Yes, even I have never seen him.
13:17But he is the king of our law world.
13:19Without studying his case, no one can become a lawyer.
13:22Yes.
13:23But how do you know him?
13:25He is my daddy.
13:28What?
13:29Yes.
13:31Daddy?
13:33Where are your feet?
13:34What are you doing?
13:35Stand up.
13:36Stand up, please.
13:37If not guru, at least I will touch guru's daughter's feet.
13:40Look, don't do this.
13:42You will be fine.
13:43I will introduce you to my daddy.
13:45Can I meet him?
13:46Of course.
13:47He will meet me?
13:48Of course, he will meet you.
13:50Oh, I mean...
13:51How sweet of you.
13:52No.
13:53Please sit.
13:54No problem.
13:55Please.
13:56I will come again.
13:57You take care.
13:58Come, I will drop you outside.
13:59No, I will go.
14:00Are you sure?
14:01Okay.
14:02Thank you. Bye.
14:03See you.
14:04Bye.
14:06Bye.
14:13Now you will see, sir.
14:15I will catch this scoundrel and use him to my advantage.
14:19If I don't make you my scapegoat,
14:21my name is not Raj.
14:29Namaste, sir.
14:30Namaste.
14:31I have some work with you.
14:33What?
14:35You are fighting the case of Navjeevan Society, right?
14:38So?
14:39That case is against us, sir.
14:41We are the tenants there.
14:43So what should I do?
14:45Look,
14:47we don't have the strength to fight the case in the court.
14:50And it is very difficult to win the case in front of you.
14:53If you are so smart, why are you fighting the case?
14:55Why don't you vacate the house?
14:56Look, I...
14:57If we vacate the house, where will we go?
14:59You came to Mumbai after asking me.
15:00Now you can leave.
15:01Listen...
15:02Look, don't do this, lawyer.
15:04Look, God has given you so much happiness.
15:08For the sake of money, don't take away our roof from us.
15:11We beg of you.
15:13If you want to beg, go to the temple and beg.
15:16But now even God can't help you.
15:18Look, listen to me.
15:20One minute, brother-in-law.
15:22These people have come to you with so much hope.
15:24And you are rejecting them instead of helping them?
15:26Because I have taken the opposite party's case in my hands.
15:29But it is injustice to make the wrong people win.
15:31Really?
15:32Then you give them justice.
15:34Let me see who fights for the truth on this date.
15:39Brother-in-law, I know such a man.
15:42Who can not only fight for the truth on this date.
15:46He can also win.
15:47Wish you all the best.
15:49You don't worry.
15:51Your house is a house.
15:52It is not a cage of a bird.
15:53That someone throws it out to clean his house.
15:55You see, I will beat him up.
15:57By the way, who is fighting the case in front of me?
15:59My brother-in-law.
16:02Why do you want to make your own company lose to me?
16:06So what?
16:07Even in Mahabharata, the Pandavas fought with their brothers.
16:09You are right.
16:10And anyway, the great men say that anything can be left for the truth.
16:15But nothing can be left for the truth.
16:18I will win this case.
16:24Mr. Anand Mahatre.
16:26The place where you live, when and how much did you buy that place?
16:30In 1977, Rs. 25,000 for the turban.
16:33That means you did not buy it.
16:35You are living on rent at that place.
16:37Who is Mr. Vachani?
16:40He is a builder.
16:41I mean, the owner of the house.
16:42And how much money did he offer you to vacate the place?
16:45Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
16:46That means ten times more than the money you gave him.
16:50The cost has also increased, sir.
16:51What do you want, Mr. Mahatre?
16:53A house for a house.
16:54Tell me, how did you reach the court today?
16:56In a taxi.
16:57What did you do with the taxi after reaching the court?
17:00I paid the rent and left it.
17:01Why did you leave it?
17:02Why didn't you take possession of it?
17:03Why didn't you become its owner?
17:04Why didn't you take it home?
17:05Rent?
17:06How can you become the owner of a rental taxi?
17:08Exactly.
17:10Your Honor, note this point.
17:12He himself said that you cannot become the owner of a rental thing.
17:16Then how can he ask for a house in return for a rental house?
17:20My client has offered him Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
17:23This is his wishful thinking.
17:24I just want my client to get justice.
17:27That is all, Your Honor.
17:30Does the defense have anything to say?
17:36Raj, go.
17:38Good luck.
17:41Come on, vacate the place.
17:42Will the defense say anything?
17:45Get up.
17:46Get up.
17:47Get up.
17:54Sir.
18:01Mr. Malhotra, are you all right?
18:16Sir.
18:23Sir.
18:36Quiet.
18:40Order. Order. Order.
18:48Mr. Malhotra, I think you are not well.
18:50Take some medicine.
18:51Yes, sir.
18:53Court is adjourned for lunch.
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