Baadshah (1999) _ Shah Rukh Khan_Twinkle Khanna _ Comedy Movie Scene(Tasty.Vibes)

Tasty.Vibes

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00:00Where's the money, Ramlal? Did you drop it?

00:02It's sunk.

00:03How?

00:04I'll tell you how it's sunk.

00:06I broke the gambling table.

00:08I paid 10,000 rupees.

00:10I broke two chairs, 2,000 rupees.

00:12That's 12,000 rupees, right?

00:13Two cut glass ashtrays, 900 rupees.

00:15That's 12,900 rupees.

00:16And the chandelier, 20,000 rupees.

00:18That's 32,900 rupees.

00:20Furniture and small things, 1,000 rupees.

00:22That's 33,900 rupees.

00:23The rest?

00:24The rest?

00:25The rest?

00:26The rest?

00:27The rest?

00:28Like Superman, he drove away after breaking a glass.

00:31That was imported glass.

00:32I paid 15,500 rupees.

00:34Oh, why did you come downstairs

00:36after breaking done glass, dude?

00:37You couldn't have walked up the stairs.

00:38I'm not into that.

00:39There was a dog after me.

00:40You could've sung.

00:41But Ramlal,

00:42you must have 600 rupees left.

00:43600 rupees?

00:44Look at myself.

00:45What happened?

00:46The shawl was about to come here.

00:47I paid 500 rupees for clothes.

00:49You only have 100 rupees left

00:50Keep them safely.

00:52I'll get it for you.

00:53There's Rs. 100 left. Keep it carefully.

00:59No problem. No problem.

01:00You don't have to worry.

01:01Do you know why?

01:02Because when these people read the praise..

01:05..of our work in today's newspaper..

01:07..the customers will line up in front of our office.

01:11It's done.

01:12It's done.

01:13It's done.

01:14It's done.

01:15Where's the king's office?

01:17It's upstairs.

01:18This is the king's office.

01:19I've been to the railway station four times.

01:21No one has told me about it.

01:22Go, son. Thank you.

01:23Okay.

01:30Wow! It's automatic.

01:36It's unbeautiful.

01:38Signal 2. Signal 2. Yes.

01:40Yes.

01:48Hey, put the papers in it.

01:52It's automatic.

01:53It's amazing. Everything is automatic.

01:55Don't disturb him.

01:57What can I do for you?

01:59The king works here. King.

02:01Where can I find him?

02:03The king doesn't work here. He's the boss here.

02:06Boss?

02:07Yes. Where can I find him?

02:08He's sitting on the chair.

02:09Hey, idiot. Not here. There.

02:10Your father is an idiot.

02:12Everyone calls me an idiot.

02:14Just hold on, please.

02:17Excuse me.

02:18Are you the king?

02:20I'm the king?

02:22When the king comes, the winds turn into storms.

02:26The clouds begin to rattle.

02:27The sky begins to burst.

02:29The earth begins to tremble.

02:31The earth's weight.

02:35Hey, stop.

02:36Hey, stop.

02:37Hey, stop.

02:39Hey, stop.

02:40Hey, stop.

02:42Hey, stop.

02:44Hey, stop.

02:45Hey, stop.

02:46Take him inside. Take him inside.

02:50Help. Help.

02:51Sir.

02:58How are you? How are you, Mr. Tata?

03:01Look, I respect you a lot.

03:05But I can't take up the case of your ship's theft.

03:07Because Birla and Ambani are also on the waiting list.

03:11Yes. And that Kirloskar.

03:13That Kirloskar is a pain in the neck, sir.

03:16What?

03:17You're giving me money, Mr. Tata?

03:20Maybe you don't know that I have millions of crores of rupees.

03:24Don't waste my time. Okay, Tata. Bye-bye.

03:27If Tata calls again, tell him I'm not in the office.

03:30Okay. Mr. Basha.

03:33America's President Bill Clinton's secretary, Clint Eastwood, has called.

03:37He's saying that they've stolen an atom bomb in America.

03:41He's ready to pay 10 lakh dollars to find it.

03:44America? No, no, no, no, no, ma'am.

03:47You know my principle.

03:49Whoever comes first, goes first.

03:52Up.

03:53Hey, what's going on?

03:55Why are you taking me up?

03:56Hey, put me down.

03:58Hey, put me down.

04:00Sir, sign these secret documents.

04:12Where's the sign?

04:13Shut up.

04:14This is a secret sign.

04:20Hmm.

04:21Yes, tell me.

04:23What's the problem?

04:24The problem is that I have to do an operation but my mother won't let me.

04:27Hmm.

04:28That means you'll have to convince your mother.

04:29Absolutely correct.

04:30Okay.

04:31How old is your mother?

04:32Around 50.

04:34And how old are you?

04:3555.

04:36Your mother is 50 and you're 55.

04:39That means your son is older than your mother.

04:40Interesting.

04:41Hey, idiot. I'm talking about your mother.

04:44My mother?

04:45You called me in the morning, didn't you?

04:47Oh, are you Dr. Rustam?

04:50Absolutely correct.

04:51You called me in the morning and requested me.

04:54Doctor, I'll pay you a small amount for your mother's operation.

04:57And you people do business worth lakhs of crores

05:00and you want to do the operation for free.

05:02I won't do your mother's operation.

05:04Where are you?

05:05I'm here, doctor.

05:06Put me down.

05:07We made a mistake.

05:08We thought you were our customer.

05:09Put me down.

05:10This business worth lakhs of crores, this office is a lie.

05:12Put me down.

05:13Hey, put me down.

05:17Hey, hey, hey.

05:19Doctor, please forgive me.

05:22Please get my mother's operation done for free.

05:24Look, my brain is very hot.

05:26Let it cool down.

05:27After that I'll think with a cool mind.

05:29Put me down.

05:30I'm sitting here and asking you for forgiveness.

05:32I won't do your mother's operation.

05:34I won't.

05:35Are you spying on me?

05:36Mother.

05:37Where were you?

05:38She's hitting me.

05:40Mother, don't hit me in the office.

05:42I have a lot of respect here.

05:43Please.

05:44And you guys are spying on him.

05:47I'll teach you a lesson today.

05:49Ganpat Rai's entire family is mad.

05:51He'll have to do the operation.

05:52He's dead.

05:53Get lost.

05:54Wait.

05:55I'll make you a spy today.

05:58What are you saying?

06:00I'll make you a constable.

06:01Mother, one minute.

06:02You want me to be a successful man, right?

06:04Yes.

06:04You want me to be successful, right?

06:06Yes.

06:06Even father wanted this.

06:07Yes.

06:07Mother, please give me two months.

06:10And if I don't become successful in these two months..

06:12..then whatever you want will happen.

06:13Really.

06:14If you want me to become a constable..

06:16..then I'll become a constable.

06:17If you want me to become a guard, then I'll become a guard.

06:19If you want me to become a bailiff..

06:21..then I'll become a bailiff, mother. Really.

06:22Okay.

06:23Go and eat.

06:24Okay.

06:25You're saying it so lovingly.

06:26I'll leave now.

06:29Where did those four idiots go?

06:32We're all here.

06:39Ramla, he's asking for a seat.

06:42Looks like a customer has come, idiot.

06:45He's rich too.

06:47There he is.

06:58No, no, no. Impossible.

07:00We don't have time. Sorry.

07:03Excuse me.

07:04Are you Mr. Badshah?

07:06Mr. Badshah is solving a secret case.

07:09You'll have to wait.

07:10Look, I have some very important work with him.

07:13Okay.

07:15Mr. Rocky.

07:15Yes.

07:16Contact Mr. Badshah immediately.

07:18He wants to meet him. It's very urgent.

07:20Charlie, send the signal.

07:21Okay.

07:29Ambu, Ambu.

07:31Veeru, Veeru.

07:33Don't worry. Don't worry.

07:36We've found the ship that was stolen from the sea.

07:41It's in our warehouse.

07:43Just send the payment and get it.

07:45Okay, bye.

07:46By the way, how is sister-in-law?

07:49Fun? Good.

07:51Remember me.

07:52Okay, bye.

07:54Come. Come.

07:59Yes, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.

08:01How do you know my name?

08:03There's a gold bracelet on the left sleeve of your coat.

08:07It clearly says, K Jhunjhunwala.

08:11Sit down.

08:14Tell me, what do you want?

08:19This is my daughter Seema's picture.

08:23I want to marry her.

08:30She's very beautiful.

08:32I have no objection.

08:35But...

08:37But you'll have to talk to my mother about this.

08:41No, no. You didn't understand.

08:43I have found the boy.

08:46This is Nitin Dharampal.

08:48Hi.

08:49My late friend's son.

08:50Oh, I got it. I got it.

08:52And you want your daughter to marry him.

08:56Yes.

08:57If you want to get her married, go to some priest.

08:59Why did you come to me?

09:01Actually, my daughter is obsessed with love marriage.

09:05Yeah, so?

09:05She likes Nitin, but she doesn't want to marry him.

09:09Oh, no.

09:10Then why are you forcing your daughter?

09:13Because I have a brain tumour.

09:19Last stage.

09:20I'm going to America on 26th September.

09:23For an operation.

09:25What's there to believe in life?

09:26And...

09:30That's it.

09:32I got it, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.

09:35Now, your last wish will be that I get rid of love marriage from your daughter's mind.

09:41Yes.

09:42And get your daughter married to Mr. Nitin before 26th September.

09:46Yes, of course.

09:48I can't forget this favour of yours for the rest of my life.

09:52I'm ready to pay any amount of your fees.

09:55If you want anything in advance...

09:56No, no, Mr. Jhunjhunwala.

09:57What are you saying?

09:58Take it, take it, take it, take it.

10:01Oh, no, no, no.

10:03There's a problem with the satellite in this area.

10:05Don't worry.

10:07What's your fee?

10:09Mr. Jhunjhunwala, your case is such that I don't know what to say.

10:13But still, if you want to give me happily, then...

10:16Increase it, increase it, increase it, increase it.

10:19Give me Rs. 10,000 in advance.

10:22And...

10:23After I get Rs. 40,000.

10:25Yes, very good.

10:26Yeah.

10:31Thank you very much, very much, very much, very much.

10:35Mr. Jhunjhunwala, you don't worry at all.

10:38Now you understand that the king has done your work.

10:42So, shall I leave?

10:43Yes.

10:44Thank you very much.

10:45Goodbye.

10:47Goodbye.

10:49Goodbye.

10:55I got the money, I got the money.

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11:28I got the money, I got the money.

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