00:01Hello, everybody.
00:03It's my first day at McDonald's.
00:08I'm looking for a job.
00:12Hello, President Trump.
00:13I'm Derek Jackman-Tony.
00:14I'm the owner.
00:15Oh, that's a good owner.
00:16You must be a wealthy guy, huh?
00:17Thank you very much.
00:18Well, I'm looking for a job, and I've always
00:21wanted to work at McDonald's, but I never did.
00:25I'm running against somebody that said she did,
00:27but it turned out to be a totally phony story.
00:30So, if you don't mind, I want to work the French fry counter.
00:34Absolutely.
00:35Okay, how much are you paying me?
00:36How much are you paying you?
00:37Hello, everybody.
00:42Indy is here. She has — this is Indy.
00:44She has an apron for you, sir.
00:46And good job on Thursday, President Trump.
00:49Should I take off my jacket?
00:52I think so. The press wants to see this.
00:55How are you? He is a wealthy guy.
00:58He owns a lot of McDonald's.
01:00Okay. That's great. Thank you.
01:02Okay.
01:03Oh, I think that's good.
01:08You want to do that? Yeah.
01:10Mr. Trump, what's your favorite thing
01:12to order at McDonald's?
01:14I like it all. I like every ounce of it.
01:18Everything.
01:19But I do like the French fries, which I'll be working.
01:23I listened to Kamala. She said it was so hot.
01:26It was so hot. It was such a tough job.
01:28I told you, you have a man that's been doing it
01:31for many years with the French fries, huh?
01:33I want to learn everything.
01:34We're going to see. I'm going to learn how to do it right now.
01:37Welcome here.
01:38We're going to put it right here.
01:40Okay.
01:41We're going to load it slowly into the oil.
01:43Don't want it to burn.
01:44There we go.
01:45Then we're just going to hit our fry timer right here.
01:47Okay, right there.
01:49Now we're waiting for that duty timer.
01:50So now when that duty timer comes up,
01:51again, hit the timer.
01:53Take it out of the oil slowly. Give it a little shake.
01:55That way it won't get stuck together.
01:56And then lower it back into the oil.
01:59And then you want to do the salt over here?
02:00Yeah.
02:01I did these ones already. They're good.
02:02You just got to do that one right there.
02:04So grab that.
02:05Can I give him extra salt?
02:06No, that's good. Right there.
02:09And then we're going to grab the fries scoop right here,
02:11put it into there, and just give them a swirl.
02:13That way.
02:15Step up.
02:16Okay. Keep it tight.
02:20We've got the salt on it.
02:22Never touches the human hand.
02:24Very good. There we go.
02:25Nice and full.
02:28Good.
02:29Do you want to do another one?
02:30Yeah.
02:32I'll grab it.
02:33Harry, look at this guy. I'm not going to mess with him, huh?
02:35How you doing, sir?
02:37You look fantastic. Hello.
02:38How are you, baby boy?
02:39How are you? Your new baby. How are you?
02:41Good. Doing great.
02:42How are you?
02:43So this is compliments of me, okay?
02:45All right. Thank you.
02:46You go have a good time. Don't eat too much, right?
02:48I won't.
02:49You have a great day, sir.
02:51Thank you, man. You take care.
02:53Thank you, honey. Have a good time.
02:55Thank you. It's cute.
02:59This is fun. I could do this all day.
03:01I wouldn't mind this job. I like this job.
03:04I think I might come back and do it again, actually.
03:07Look at that. Look at that. How are you?
03:10Thank you, Mr. President.
03:11Nice to see you. Hi, darling. How are you?
03:13Mr. President, you actually have worked at McDonald's now.
03:16Now I have worked at McDonald's.
03:17I've now worked for 15 minutes more than Kamala.
03:21Okay? She never worked here.
03:24Either way, will you accept the results of the election?
03:26Yeah, sure. If it's a fair election, always.
03:28I would always accept it if it's a fair —
03:30it's got to be a fair election.
03:31No, it is her birthday. That is true, right?
03:34Happy birthday, Kamala. Happy birthday.
03:37See you later. Bye. Thank you, everybody.
03:40That's a strange place to do a news job.
Comments