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00:00Hello everyone
00:08Hi, we're here
00:11To do lots of stuff. We're here because we thought hey
00:18Ariel should be in a video. So we know that there's a lot of you guys that are
00:23Single for the holidays. I mean
00:25We kind of wanted to talk to you guys about what we've gone through
00:30Being single on the holidays, and maybe it'll make you feel a little bit better. Probably not. Oh
00:35Probably not
00:37That's it. That's it. Okay, we're gonna start
00:40start the video
00:41the first thing that sucks about being single for the holidays is
00:46When you buy a gift and you can't return it. For instance final sale
00:51For instance you got it on Black Friday
00:54Cheap-ass motherfucker
00:55but there's a lot of gifts that people buy and then you can't return them and you're sad because you have to look at it or
01:00Worse give it to someone else and then you have to watch them opening. I don't know. I find joy in re-gifting
01:04Oh, okay. That's just me though. We got a ratchet. Even if you do have to return it. It kind of just sucks. It's like
01:11The sad trip to the mall to return the gifts
01:14For your forbidden love. Yeah, and the cashier looks at you like you're crazy. I
01:18Don't think they'll know
01:20I don't think they'll know
01:22What is this? A return gift?
01:25What? Did you just break up with someone?
01:27Number two family explanations
01:29We all know what it's like when you have to go single to a family party and then you have to explain
01:34Why they're not there with you. Jessie, where's Robin at? Uh, we broke up grandma. Yeah. Oh days ago
01:41But he was so sweet to you
01:51Number three, we all know the dreaded New Year's kiss
01:54It is a nightmare and I've been living this nightmare for the past 80 years. Yeah about 80 years now
02:01You just don't have anyone to kiss so many happy couples so many people
02:05Just like venturing on into the new year together and they make that bond with their lovely kiss
02:10And you just want to stab them in the heart eight times if you're like me
02:15You see all the happy or Ariel you see them all happy and you just do
02:20This so many happy couples. This is this is awesome
02:27Happy New Year's, happy New Year's
02:31Happy New Year's, I'm so happy you're together
02:35So as tempting as it is to your drunk self try not to make out with any inanimate objects this year
02:41Ariel just happened one. Number four Christmas parties. It is no fun to show up to a Christmas party
02:47Alone and you could rent a date, but those those usually don't they don't end that well
02:54My rent-a-date's here
02:57Hi, hi, I'm Bruno. Ariel
03:01Jessie I'm just trying to make some extra cash. Okay, although there are a lot of negatives to being single on the holidays
03:06There's bright side
03:08To it too. The first bright side or positive thing about being single for the holidays is you save money
03:15I mean, especially if you break up with them early enough or if you just have been single for a while
03:19I mean you just don't have to waste money on another gift second and this is a huge one
03:23That's like a bright side to this is that you don't have to go to their family's house because that's fucking annoying going to anyone's
03:28Family's house. It's like I don't care how many years you've been together. It's just kind of a drag you have to do it
03:33You know, you're trying to be getting on a show. Yeah. Yeah, I'm getting paid
03:37exactly great
03:40Analogy, I don't know. Yeah, I think it was we failed at life stay in school friends
03:44The last bright side is that you get to bring friends to the holiday parties. That's awesome. This is Ariel
03:49She just tagged along for the holiday party. So, um should be fun. Oh Ariel
03:54It is so nice to meet you. Is Jessie a lesbian now? I think so. Oh, I knew it
03:59There are bright sides to everything and yes, even being single on the holidays and it's okay join the club
04:07We live right?
04:10Barely, I hope this amused you I want to thank miss Aerie B for being here with us today. I feel like I'm on Oprah
04:17You're not what about Ellen DeGeneres?
04:20This is like the bottom of the barrel comment below
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04:35We'll see you next week
04:40And
04:44Then you'd be like, well, yeah, that's so much work
04:46No, like you can use
04:49You're right. I should put more effort into my videos. No, I was a friend. I'm in a club
04:54Hi, I'm Pat with my shades on. Number two, not poop
04:59Number two number two
05:05Number two, you know when you have like a boyfriend and then you
05:10Believe me
05:13No number two number two we had I shouldn't team number two next
05:22Yeah, I just have a black grandma no biggie
05:28Collard greens
05:30You want me to do it to you?
05:32Cuz you're like a weirdo. You're not even that black in real life. Well, I can think of as a black grandma
05:36I have a black grandma Jesse
05:39Where's Robert at we broke up grandma. Oh, but he was so
05:56Jesse Jesse
06:00Did I tell you that I coughed so hard like a night ago that I thought like my uterus burst
06:08That was bad, I think that's been there for a while let's not do that again
06:13All right, we're good
06:15That's never coming off. Oh mother of ever Jesus motherfucker. What happened? I spilled my water