00:00Oh jee pati jai, yeh dekho main kya leke aaya, garma garam cheezy veg pizza.
00:19Chachu yeh jeez hai ya rubber.
00:21Oh jee pati jai bucha, yeh pizza le toh mera seesaw bada diya.
00:41Upar leeche, upar leeche, mujhe leeche utaar jaldi.
00:51Kyu jee aapka peht bhar gaya?
00:57Oye chato jee, oye peeth, haath, pyaar sab bhar gaye, bas peht hi nahi bhara.
01:03Thank you but no thank you chachu, mujhe toh chachi ke haathon ki bani mix sabzi aur roti hi khaani hai.
01:09Arey abhi banati hu, desi roti sabzi in pizza style.
01:24Yummy, tasty bhi aur healthy bhi.
01:28Cheese ke saath tasty roti pizza, bhai waah tumhe toh roti sabzi pizza ki dukaan khol leni chahiye.
01:38Oye sheela jee log makhiyon ki tarah toot padenge.
01:42Waise chachu ka idea bura nahi hai chachi, aap ghar pe roti cheese pizza banao aur hum dono home delivery karenge.
01:48Kyu chachu?
01:49Oye haa pati jai.
01:51Oye jee chhodo rubber pizza, khao roti sabzi cheese pizza.
02:00100% tasty aur 100% healthy.
02:03Oye pati jai, main fata fat poster ko gam lagata hu, tu jaake deewaro pe chipka de.
02:09Oye dengre dungre yummy, yeh ke pulaenge, sab ko khilayenge, dengre dungre.
02:22Oye oye oye oye.
02:28Chit jee, seth lal chan ki suitcase mein dagda maal hoga, toh bas mauka milte hi chowka maar dete hain.
02:41Chit jee, yehi mauka hai, maar do chowka.
02:52Chit jee.
02:58Chit jee.
03:03Pachao.
03:05Donkey.
03:06Chit jee.
03:15De de, upar wale ke naam pe de de.
03:18Tum das rupiah doge, wo das lakh dega.
03:22De de.
03:23Are jit jee, yeh dekho chacha bhatija ka naya business.
03:28Chacha bhatija.
03:30Aaye aaye aaye, aur khaye roti, sabzi, cheese, pizza.
03:34100% tasty aur 100% healthy.
03:48Oye Sheela jee, aap akele lage hua ho.
03:50O lao mujhe do, main aata goond deta hu.
03:53Aaji chodiye, aata goond na aapke bas ki baat nahi hai.
03:58Aaj chodiye.
04:04Chacho yeh dekhiye, internet pe roti banane ki recipe.
04:08Oye waap bhatija, yeh toh bada jabardosta idea hai.
04:11Net pe recipe sunke, main roti banalunga.
04:15Acha chacho, bye.
04:18Malki, iss chacha ko maza chakhaate hain.
04:21Tu apna mobile nikal.
04:22Tere mobile pe hum yoga sikhane ka lesson lagayenge.
04:26Aur chacha ke recipe ke saath mix kar denge.
04:29Waah jee, kya kamaal ka idea hai.
04:34Ab us aate mein paani dalu aur usse mix karu.
04:40Ab dono paero ko fold karke baith jayiye.
04:46Aur apna ek pair, sar ke peechhe phasa dijiye.
04:50Aur ussi tarike se, doosra pair bhi phasa dijiye.
04:57Aate mein paani ka pramand santulit hona chahiye.
05:01Varna aata pilpila ho jayega.
05:04Isliye dono ko balance karo.
05:07Ab dono paero ko hawa mein uthaake, sar neeje rakho.
05:16Aur ab aate ko tab tak goondte raho, jab tak ki uska kola na bane.
05:26Arre chachu, yeh aap kya kar rahe ho?
05:29Arre bhagwan, mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha, ki aata goondne mein itni mehnid karni pardhi hai.
05:36Chachu, aap rehne dijiye, kyuki mein aata goondne ke liye yeh machine lekar aaya ho.
05:41Ab kuch aur karna hoga.
05:44Hello, roti, sabzi, pizza corner.
05:47Jee, kuch aur karna hoga.
05:50Hello, roti, sabzi, pizza corner.
05:53Roti, sabzi, pizza corner.
05:55Jee, humein das pizza chahiye, cheese maarke.
05:59Haan haan, kyu nahi? Yummy cheese pizza with extra cheese.
06:02Jee, address boliye.
06:04Gol chowk, teesri gali, room number 6.
06:07Aapke istihar ke hisaab se sirf 20 minute mein pizza nahi pohnche toh.
06:12Oh, kya baat kar rahe ho jee, hum kabhi late nahi hota hai.
06:15Aur agar ho gaye toh saare pizza free.
06:24Oh lao jee, address mujhe do.
06:26Main abhi 10 minute mein pucha deta hoon.
06:29Oh jee, yeh kya?
06:31Tear, pancher.
06:32Oh pati je, kuch chatpata idea nakaal.
06:40Idea!
06:41Chachu, don't worry.
06:42Mere paas ek haal kar rahe ho.
06:44Chachu, don't worry.
06:45Mere paas ek haal kar rahe ho.
06:47Idea!
06:48Idea!
06:49Idea!
06:50Idea!
06:51Idea!
06:52Chachi, mere paas ek high tech idea hai.
07:06Chiche, aap kya kare?
07:08Ab uss drone ko toh humein girana hi hoga.
07:23Oh pati je, ab hum kuch nahi kar sakte.
07:25Ab toh sirf 10 minute bache.
07:27Chachu, jab kuch nahi kar sakte, tabhi toh kamaal karne ka mauka hota hai.
07:53Ab toh bas 5 minute bache hain.
07:55Usse room number 6 milega hi nahi.
08:00Wah chiche, one two ka three, pizza kaayen free.
08:08Gol chowk aur teesri gali toh yahi hai.
08:10Phir yeh room number 6 kaha gaya?
08:12Ab toh bas 5 minute bache hain.
08:14Usse room number 6 milega hi nahi.
08:16Wah chiche, one two ka three, pizza kaayen free.
08:23Achha, toh iska screw nikalni ki wajah se 6 ka 9 hua hai.
08:27Chiche, isne toh chala ki pakadli.
08:29Ab toh poora paisa dena padega, varna pole khul jayegi.
08:45Jiske naseeb mein jitna hai, usse utna hi milega.
08:52Chacha, bhatija, ab toh yeh poora ka poora dukaan hi hilega.
09:22Ab toh poora ka poora dukaan hi hilega.
09:32Wah kamaal ho gaya ji.
09:34Tumhare aate aur cheeze se mere haath chipang gaye.
09:38Yeh hai special home delivery.
09:42Yeh lo.
09:43Yeh bhi patlo.
09:52Chachi, dum ka dhol ki toh hamara pizza toh khilao.
10:08Chiche, saamne kuch dikhai nahi dena.
10:10Break maaro.
10:14Bure kaam ka bura nateeja.
10:16Kyu bhai chacha?
10:17Yeh haan patija.
10:19Chacha, chacha, bhatija, bhatija.
10:39Pantushi nagar mein hai do mat wale.
10:42Dikhte hai bhole bhale, par hai yeh himmat wale.
10:49Sab chor chakke, inke na uska pe.
10:52Jab saamne aajaye toh saare rastah nape.
10:56Hum se bhanga lene ka, hoga bura nateeja.
10:59Bade bado ki chutki kar de chacha aur bhatija.
11:04Chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija.
11:11Chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija, chacha aur bhatija.
11:19.
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