00:00This is my bus. I think I got to pick up sketchy passengers at night and not get killed.
00:10Suh.
00:13Speak up dude, I can't hear you.
00:20Okay.
00:23Okay.
00:30Well, maybe just use your best judgment.
00:33Try to keep moving as well. It can be a bit sketchy out there.
00:36Try not to panic. Don't stay still too long.
00:39Don't stay still?
00:40And there's a cuddly kitty on the dashboard you can pet if you start freaking out too much.
00:44Aww.
00:46Well that's nice. Look at these band people dude.
00:49What the fuck?
00:51Okay, uh, what are we driving?
00:53Can I get out? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:55Pet the kitty.
00:57Let's go forward.
00:58I have a rear view, uh, camera. Oh, I can switch.
01:01Oh no.
01:03Whoa, look at all the animals.
01:05Oh shit. Oh shit.
01:11So, New Zealand, we're driving on the left side of the road?
01:17Is there somebody here?
01:18Remember to open the door for passengers. Okay.
01:21Let's pull over.
01:23Let the bald man in.
01:25I did.
01:26Something's happening to the bus. Sorry about that.
01:28Watch your step.
01:33661.
01:34Oh, I need a pet dude. He's freaking me out.
01:37Okay, close the door.
01:39Do I print it off?
01:40Okay.
01:41Take the ticket.
01:44There you go.
01:46Get back there and sit, huh?
01:48Where are you going?
01:49Back of the bus?
01:50There he is.
01:51Back of the bus?
01:52There he is.
01:53As far back as possible, huh?
01:56You stay put.
01:57Don't be standing up.
01:58Your old ass is gonna fall.
02:03Zoom in on what?
02:05What's happening?
02:07661.
02:08Okay, it says, he said after the ding, not before?
02:13Oh God, can you look over my shoulder?
02:16There's way more to this job than I thought.
02:18Now, I'm assuming I'm gonna pull up or pick up multiple passengers.
02:22I gotta remember a bunch of stops, dude.
02:24I'm not gonna remember shit.
02:27Oh yeah, sure, buddy.
02:28There was absolutely nobody in that car.
02:32Bus stopping.
02:33Okay.
02:35Remember to check your...
02:36Oh, security cameras.
02:37Okay.
02:38I mean, I can see if there's...
02:43Oh, that's incredibly unfortunate.
02:45All right, come on, buddy.
02:48Door's open.
02:50Move it, grandpa.
02:51Get the fuck out.
02:52That's way too close.
02:55You're welcome.
02:56What a...
02:57What a sweet old man.
02:58All right, music is good.
02:59Let's put on the music.
03:01I'm freaking out a little bit here.
03:06Pet?
03:07Huh?
03:08Oh.
03:09Am I not calm?
03:10I think I'm calm.
03:12You know what?
03:13I'm not freaking out yet, but you're making me freak out.
03:17You're telling me to stay calm and look over my shoulder and check the cameras.
03:20Like, you are instilling the paranoia.
03:25See?
03:26Okay.
03:27Why did it do that?
03:28Calm down.
03:31What?
03:32Happened?
03:35Uh-oh.
03:36Here's a lady.
03:38Should I be looking over my shoulder?
03:41Listen, it's okay.
03:42Get on.
03:43Don't mind the security cameras.
03:44They malfunction from time to time.
03:48Where are you going?
03:51Do you want to tell me where you're going?
03:55Okay.
03:56Fine.
03:57Who need to...
03:59The f...
04:01Who did you bring with you?
04:03Lady?
04:05What the fuck?
04:07Did I just see that?
04:09Hold on.
04:11Oh my god, I did.
04:12I did.
04:14There is...
04:15A dude...
04:17Right there.
04:19I can't see him.
04:21Hey, man.
04:22You do not want to do this.
04:25I mean, if you did, though, I think you'd be fine.
04:28He has more, like, skulking than anything.
04:30Why does he look like an alien?
04:32Well, now I see why they wanted us to zoom in.
04:35Let's keep going, I guess.
04:36Wait.
04:37Yeah, let's go.
04:39You know what?
04:40You know what that reminds me of?
04:41The face on the camera thing?
04:42Uh, it reminds me of...
04:44Let me get a good camera on her.
04:46Son of a bitch.
04:48It reminds me of, like, the trope in horror movies where
04:52they have a mirror cabinet and they open it, you know?
04:55And then you know that when they close it...
04:59There's going to be something in the mirror behind them.
05:02Okay.
05:03663...
05:04Uh, hi!
05:06What the fuck was that?
05:07Is someone on my roof?
05:09Getting quick.
05:11Getting quick.
05:13Getting quick.
05:14Is, uh...
05:15Is somebody on the roof?
05:16Don't...
05:17Oh, no, it's not.
05:18Oh, let's pet the kitty.
05:20You're welcome.
05:22Why does the cat get mad at me?
05:24Is that a real cat, by the way?
05:26Oh my god, it is a real cat.
05:27I thought it was a toy cat.
05:29Son of a bitch.
05:30Music's not helping.
05:32Okay, um...
05:33I guess they're going to pull the...
05:35Oh, stay in my lane.
05:36I can't be dying now.
05:37Oh, shit!
05:39Anyway, that trope of the mirror thing...
05:41It's gotten so common and cliche.
05:43Now that people are...
05:44They're subverting your expectations.
05:46They don't show anything.
05:47You know?
05:48It's kind of cool.
05:49Oh my god, I'm going to have so many people.
05:54Okay.
05:55Yeah.
05:56I mean, you can get on.
06:12What is this?
06:14Based on the speed of, uh...
06:16Your...
06:17Stride.
06:18I don't think you need a bus anyway, dude.
06:20Get to where you're going.
06:22All right, let's turn the music back on.
06:23How are we doing? All good?
06:24Is that gonna...
06:26What could that possibly change?
06:27Is that my fuel?
06:29Oh.
06:30Jesus.
06:32Who's stopping?
06:33Which one of you is doing it?
06:36Can you both leave?
06:38Okay.
06:39Get the fuck out!
06:41That guy was riding.
06:42Bad vibes.
06:46Bad vibes.
06:47What did I do?
06:51Okay.
06:52You're not blaming me.
06:53I'm just insecure.
06:55Well.
06:57I just feel like I'm being watched constantly now.
06:59That's a gas station.
07:01Can I go there?
07:02Back up.
07:04I can't drive this thing.
07:05Who hired me?
07:07Is this gonna hurt me?
07:08Whoa.
07:09Why is the texture warping like that?
07:12Can I go in?
07:13No, I can't.
07:17Oh, I backed up really far.
07:19Anyone need a ride?
07:22Nope.
07:24Empty bus.
07:25Perfect.
07:26Nothing to fear.
07:28All right, the music.
07:29Like...
07:30I can take it for a little bit.
07:33Who's stopping?
07:34Who's stopping?
07:35Ah, pet the kitty.
07:37Pet the kitty.
07:40Oh, this sucks.
07:43You got pet.
07:44Don't worry.
07:45All right.
07:46Do I have to remember these people's faces?
07:48I don't know what's happening.
07:50Haunted bus.
07:52I guess.
07:53Or just a haunted town.
07:55Never been in New Zealand, so...
07:57Uh-oh.
07:58Here we go.
07:59Buildings.
08:00All right, buddy.
08:02Come on in.
08:03You look like you...
08:10I'm gonna close that door behind you, brother.
08:12I'm not sure if you're aware,
08:14but you might have a secret admirer of sorts.
08:17I mean, it's gotta be the best.
08:20It's a fucking Wendigo just standing there.
08:23A little skinwalker.
08:24All right, enough of the music.
08:26Again, I can only take it in short bursts.
08:28It's nice, but then it gets overwhelming.
08:31Should I pet the kitty?
08:33There you go.
08:34I pet the kitty.
08:35Ooh, animals.
08:40Is he right there?
08:43This guy is stalking me.
08:47Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
08:49Yep, yep.
08:50Okay.
08:51No worries.
08:52Anyone on the cameras we should be worried about?
08:55How's it going back there?
08:58Are you good?
09:03Uh-oh.
09:04Did you call to get off?
09:07Did you call to get off?
09:10Buddy?
09:12Hello?
09:14Am I crazy or did...
09:16I heard it ring.
09:18Oh, I need to turn my windshield wipers on.
09:20There we go.
09:22Are you getting off or what?
09:24You rang the thing.
09:26Never mind.
09:27He's gonna be pissed that I left him.
09:29Did you fall asleep back there, buddy?
09:31I don't even see him...
09:33on the camera.
09:35Oh, he's not real, is he?
09:43Can I help you?
09:45Anybody?
09:49What the fuck?
09:51Pet the cat!
09:53Ah, yes.
09:55I'm not even gonna warn you.
09:57Just come on in, dude.
10:01What the fuck are you talking about?
10:02It's not empty.
10:04Hello.
10:06Are you wearing sunglasses or you just have no eyes?
10:09You know, there's already way too many demons on this thing.
10:13I don't...
10:15I'm just gonna pretend you guys are really enjoying the music.
10:20Wait, what the fuck?
10:22Are you talking to somebody back there?
10:24Oh, you're all doing it. Okay.
10:26That's just lovely.
10:30Now I have no escape in the tunnel.
10:33I didn't pick anyone up, did I?
10:35It's just the old guy?
10:37I keep clicking it too fast.
10:39Hello.
10:42Is he on my roof now?
10:46And there's the windigo.
10:48Fantastic.
10:50Am I just losing my mind or what?
10:52Wait, I can't stop there.
10:54I can't stop there.
10:56What am I hearing?
10:59Okay.
11:04Bus stopping. Okay.
11:06Next stop, maybe?
11:07Is everyone gone now?
11:09Oh, shit!
11:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your stop, dude.
11:13Jesus Christ.
11:16Get the fuck off my bus.
11:18What about the old man?
11:20I actually don't know if he was old.
11:24Could've been young.
11:28Thank you. What are you going to do?
11:30Get on top of the bus?
11:32What are you doing?
11:36He disappeared.
11:39How are we doing?
11:41All good still?
11:43Didn't he say past this stop was
11:45out of service or whatever?
11:49Like, why am I still going?
11:51I should turn this bus around, right?
11:53Oh my God, there's still someone here.
11:55Yeah, 701.
11:57I went way past what you said was
11:59out of service.
12:03Hey, before you get on,
12:05can you tell me if you
12:07see this man? Is that Jacksepticeye?
12:09Do you see that man back there?
12:11I need some communication here.
12:15Because...
12:19I think I made a mistake.
12:21Yeah, sit down, buddy.
12:23That's okay.
12:25I'm just slowly losing my mind.
12:31I wonder
12:33if I could just avoid picking that guy up,
12:35right? Can I do that?
12:39I can't really slow down.
12:41Where the fuck
12:43are we?
12:45Slow down?
12:47That's an option.
12:49Slow down.
12:53Jesus.
12:59I can't look
13:01back. I'm trying to look back.
13:05Okay, so
13:07skinwalkers living in the forest
13:09getting on the bus.
13:11I mean, it is faster.
13:13Am I dead?
13:19Get the fuck off my bus.
13:23What about
13:25the old man?
13:29Actually,
13:31I don't know
13:33if he was old. Get the fuck
13:35off my bus.
13:39Get the fuck off my
13:41bus.
13:43There's already way
13:45too many demons on
13:47this thing.
13:49Get the fuck off my bus.
13:51There's already
13:53way too many demons
13:55on this thing. Get the fuck
13:57off my bus.
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