TBATS: Ian Red, natagpuan na ang nawawalang kapatid!

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00:00Yes!

00:01We have a lot of energy tonight!

00:03Good evening, everyone!

00:05Hello, Kapuso!

00:06Oh my!

00:07What a crazy night!

00:08We're going to bring you

00:10and of course,

00:11with me again,

00:12the one and only,

00:13Nuno Sabunso!

00:15Why is my intro to him like that?

00:18Let's welcome from Quezon City!

00:21Here's Booboy Villar!

00:25Booboy!

00:26Mwah!

00:27I love you, my friend!

00:28Wow! Your intro to me was so good!

00:30Nuno Sabunso!

00:31But wait!

00:32Good evening, T-Bot!

00:36Thank you so much!

00:37And you thought of bringing me back here?

00:40Yes!

00:41And because of that,

00:42hello to you, Tekla!

00:44What do you want from him?

00:45I wish you all the best there,

00:47not in hell!

00:51Let's welcome our Kapuso right away

00:53here at

00:54T-Bot's Tawa is Live!

00:58There you go!

00:59We've already welcomed you

01:00and a lot of people are already

01:01heart-hearting you

01:02on our Facebook account

01:03of The Booboy and Tekla Show

01:04but do you know who Booboy is?

01:05I don't know yet.

01:06Oh my!

01:07You're not just a co-host tonight, right?

01:10Why?

01:11Yes!

01:12Why?

01:13Because

01:14you're also one of the contests

01:16contestants

01:17contestants

01:18that Bardagulan is waiting for

01:20in Pagpapatawa!

01:22Were you surprised there?

01:24Yes!

01:25I was really surprised!

01:26And because you were surprised,

01:27let's go straight to

01:28Season 5 of

01:30Tawang Timplot!

01:34Here it is!

01:35Here it is, Booboy!

01:36I'm so nervous!

01:38We hid them from you

01:39but we wanted to introduce

01:41your contestants, Booboy.

01:43Who are they?

01:44I'm nervous about these guys

01:46because

01:47they've been comedians for 50 years.

01:49That's right!

01:50They're not born yet,

01:51they're already in a comedy bar.

01:53Yes, you're right about that.

01:55So it's an honor!

01:56It's an honor!

01:57So what you're trying to say is

01:58they're already old, right?

01:59You're too much!

02:00That's what you said!

02:02You said they're 50 years old.

02:03Oh, they're already answering!

02:06There's even an answer on the side!

02:08Here it is, everyone!

02:09Here's our first contestant!

02:11He's knocked out by all of his opponents

02:14so get ready

02:15for his knockout punchlines!

02:18Let's go!

02:22Oh!

02:23Why?

02:24Oh!

02:25Why is there something like that?

02:27Oh!

02:28Hi!

02:30My name is Junisha Clara de la Puente.

02:33Of course,

02:34I won't be Miss Q&A Vex in Chukchak

02:37if I don't make you laugh.

02:40Of course!

02:41But you're still laughing, right?

02:45But don't laugh!

02:46Because I'm still laughing.

02:48And the saying goes,

02:50I'm old in your eyes.

02:52But,

02:53the next one will be old in my eyes.

02:55Oh, that's too much!

02:57Yes.

02:58And of course,

02:59I still have a friend.

03:01That's all.

03:04And I say,

03:05wow!

03:06Thank you, Miss Junisha!

03:08Our second contestant, my friend!

03:10Okay, our second contestant,

03:12if he's just good at making people laugh,

03:15he won't be knocked out.

03:17But if he's good at talking,

03:19he'll pass.

03:20That's too much!

03:23Contestant number two!

03:25Come on in!

03:26There he is!

03:29Oh!

03:30He's high up there!

03:32Oh!

03:33Hi!

03:34I'm Chang Maria.

03:3730 years old.

03:3920 years ago.

03:42And I believe in a saying,

03:43no, not a saying,

03:44a reminder.

03:45Remember,

03:46the friend you're with

03:47whenever you have a problem,

03:49he's the problem.

03:58Little Mermaid's opponent is too much!

04:03I thought he was a troll!

04:04Here he is!

04:05Our third contestant!

04:07He has a motto in life.

04:09He's not old,

04:10but he's good at making people laugh.

04:12It's like he has an answer.

04:14Contestant number two,

04:15don't attack his Rayuma!

04:19He's Rayuma!

04:21Contestant number three,

04:22come on in!

04:24Oh!

04:25He's wearing a different outfit.

04:27That's too much!

04:29Outfits don't match!

04:34Good evening, everyone.

04:36I'm Ian Red.

04:38And this competition is called...

04:41What is it?

04:43Tawang Timpla.

04:46I want my opponents to know

04:48that I don't have a good taste.

04:50That's why I don't want to appeal to you.

04:56Wow!

04:57He doesn't know what he's doing.

05:00And these are the last contestants,

05:02but definitely,

05:03not the least,

05:05our fourth contestant.

05:07We don't have any other co-hosts tonight.

05:09Okay!

05:10He's being chased by women.

05:11He's handsome and rich.

05:13I'm praising him

05:14because he paid me 500 pesos earlier.

05:17Contestant number four,

05:19come on in!

05:24Wow!

05:25He's holding hands.

05:26He's holding hands.

05:28That's so respectful.

05:30Capital B and double B,

05:32Jew or White,

05:33call me Boo Boy.

05:34And I'm responsible and I'm respectable

05:37to the others.

05:38And I, thank you.

05:40He's too much!

05:43That's how it is.

05:44Tawang Timpla is simple.

05:45Respect to the elders.

05:46That's how it is.

05:47See?

05:48He kicked you right away.

05:49It's a 3 versus 1 fight.

05:51Welcome, welcome to Tawang Timpla.

05:54Wow!

05:56Okay.

05:57This is how it is, mechanics.

05:58Each of you will be given 2 minutes

06:00to make your opponent laugh.

06:03But here's the catch.

06:04You have milk in your mouth.

06:06If you swallow or lick your mouth,

06:08the milk will have 10 points

06:10to make you laugh.

06:12If you make all your opponents laugh,

06:14you'll get 30 points.

06:16Right?

06:17Of course, the one with the highest points

06:19or the fastest to make the opponent laugh

06:22will be the grand winner.

06:26Wow!

06:27Okay.

06:28That's too much.

06:29Are you ready?

06:31Ready!

06:32Before you do the stretching.

06:35There.

06:36Stretching first, right?

06:38Let's start our Tawang Timpla

06:40with our contestant number 1.

06:43Here she is.

06:45She has changed her hairdo.

06:48She's been there for a minute.

06:53She hasn't changed at all.

06:57Good evening to all of our countrymen

07:01here in Quezon City.

07:03I'm happy.

07:05I have a project for you.

07:08I believe that many talented singers

07:12will do well here in Quezon City.

07:16Bubay?

07:17Yes, Mayora?

07:18You can press your number.

07:20Okay.

07:21Here, Mayora?

07:22You can go to them.

07:23Okay.

07:24Here, Mayora.

07:25Okay, go.

07:26What do you want to sing?

07:27Anything you want to sing here.

07:29Yes.

07:30What's your favorite song?

07:32My All.

07:33Press it.

07:34Okay.

07:351, 7, 9, 0, 4, 0, 0, 0, 0.

07:47It's your song.

07:48Español.

07:49Español.

07:50Español.

07:51Español, go.

07:527, 5, 1, pero, pero, pero, pero, pero.

07:58There's also Chinese.

08:00Chinese.

08:01There's also Chinese.

08:02Chinese.

08:03Chips ng sa W.

08:12I'm going to sell this.

08:14My God.

08:15Chips ng sa W.

08:20Okay.

08:21Sorry.

08:22I got 10 points.

08:23I got 10 points.

08:24Go on, go on.

08:25You still have time.

08:26It's easier here.

08:27Here.

08:28Buboy, you're out.

08:29Here.

08:30Okay, what is it?

08:31Bidyo okay.

08:32Gas a belgas.

08:33Gas a belgas.

08:34Uno,ERO,TERO.

08:35Kung mahusay ang pag-galap ng iyong canta, madaling matutuklasan kung sino ang suspect.

08:39Pumindut ka.

08:407, 5, 1, TERO, TERO.

08:41May India.

08:42India.

08:43Go, India wan char!

08:44San, sananana.

08:45San, Sanana.

08:46Tumulo!

08:47Tumulo.

08:48Tumulo.

08:49Tumulo.

08:50Tumulo.

08:51Tumulo!

08:52Tumulo.

08:53Tumulo.

08:54Tumulo.

08:55Tumulo.

08:56Tumulo.

08:57Tumulo.

08:58Tumulo.

08:59Tumulo.

09:00Tumulo.

09:015, 4, 3, 2, 1!

09:05Time's up!

09:07Did you like that?

09:09Yes! I'm sorry.

09:11It's okay, it's okay.

09:13I spilled it, I'm sorry.

09:14My feet are so cute!

09:16Sorry!

09:17He's still playing up!

09:19It's a good thing Buboy was the one who helped me.

09:21It's really good.

09:22You did a good job, Buboy.

09:24Let's give him a round of applause!

09:26This time, let's call our contestant number 2!

09:31Chang Maria!

09:35Your 2 minutes start now!

09:38Okay, I really don't want to be a comedian.

09:41I don't want to be made fun of.

09:44I really want to be a teacher.

09:48Teacher!

09:49But before that, let's start with a knock-knock joke.

09:52Knock-knock!

09:54Who's there?

09:55Ha-ha-ha!

09:56Ha-ha-ha who?

09:58Ha-ha-ha!

10:01Ha-ha-ha!

10:04I think that's enough, Ren!

10:06That was just a joke!

10:08Ha-ha-ha!

10:10Okay, I really don't want to be a comedian.

10:12I want to be a teacher.

10:14Because I like to talk to myself.

10:16I ask, I answer.

10:18I'll ask,

10:20What's not true, baby?

10:22What?

10:24Peking duck.

10:26Oh, that's funny.

10:28Why do prisoners smell?

10:30Because they're prisoners.

10:32Ha-ha-ha!

10:35What do you call a fish that doesn't like water?

10:39What?

10:40Dry.

10:42She still doesn't like it.

10:44She really doesn't want to laugh.

10:46What do you call a fish that's hairy?

10:48What?

10:49F***!

10:51Ha-ha-ha!

10:52She really doesn't want to.

10:53I'll focus on the groceries.

10:54You can't be stingy!

10:56Ha-ha-ha!

10:59You're out!

11:01I still have more.

11:03You still have time.

11:06What do magicians eat?

11:09What?

11:10Turon!

11:12What?

11:13Turon!

11:15She really doesn't want to.

11:17You know what?

11:19I really don't want to be a teacher.

11:21I want to be a businessman.

11:23Why?

11:24I'm building a boutique in Pasay.

11:26It's called Boutique in Pasay.

11:29She still doesn't want to.

11:31I'm building a salon that looks like an egg.

11:35It's called Salon Tortang Salon.

11:415, 4, 3, 2, 1!

11:46Time's up!

11:48You're out!

11:49You lost two!

11:51Chang!

11:52Thank you very much, Chang Maria!

11:54You're the best!

11:56I'm sure this is just a joke.

11:59But she's nervous.

12:01And you can see it in her facial expressions.

12:04Senior citizen.

12:06This is what you call a senior citizen.

12:08Let's call Ian Red!

12:11Ian Red!

12:13Ian Red!

12:15How are you?

12:17How are you feeling right now?

12:19I'm okay.

12:20Honestly?

12:21Not really.

12:23Your two minutes start now!

12:25Start now!

12:29It's hard to be beautiful.

12:33It's not safe to leave the house when you're beautiful.

12:37Meow, meow, meow, meow.

12:40Meow, meow, meow, meow.

12:42Boo boy out!

12:46Sometimes, I can't leave the house.

12:48I have to wait for a long time.

12:50A while ago, I met Mayang Rivera.

12:53She approached me.

12:55I blushed.

12:56And she suddenly started crying.

12:58She said, I'm beautiful.

13:00Don't you find it funny?

13:02I'll imitate you.

13:05You'll imitate her?

13:07How will you imitate her?

13:09What will she do?

13:13Hey!

13:16Hey, that's my face!

13:20Hey!

13:21Get out!

13:22That's my face, right?

13:24Stop it!

13:26One more!

13:28One more!

13:34What did you do earlier?

13:36Oh, sorry!

13:38It's leaked!

13:40Who leaked it?

13:42It's Chang!

13:44No, I didn't.

13:46No, I didn't.

13:48What did you do earlier?

13:50That's not how you do it in Ketting City.

13:52It's funny.

13:54We like to do it here in Ketting City.

13:56What can you do?

13:58Spanish!

14:00Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco.

14:04La, la, la, la.

14:06Chinese!

14:08Chi, pa, chi.

14:14Chi, pa, chi.

14:16You said it, right?

14:18I can do it, right?

14:20Ilocano!

14:22Ilocan!

14:24Uki, uka, mala, o.

14:26You said it, right?

14:32Hey!

14:34Three, two, one.

14:42It's hard to stop this.

14:44Thank you very much!

14:46Thank you!

14:48Aren't you nervous?

14:50No.

14:52It's just a playtime.

14:54Are you serious?

14:58Here it is!

15:00We still have

15:02a last contestant.

15:04Who could it be?

15:06Who could it be?

15:08It's Buboy Villar!

15:10But before I perform,

15:12Buboy, come here.

15:14He doesn't want to say anything.

15:16Oh my God!

15:18As you can see,

15:20I'm sweating a lot.

15:22That's when I became a judge

15:24before I laughed.

15:26It's so hard.

15:28I have a headache.

15:30Well, happy for you.

15:32Good luck to me later.

15:34But we're sure you can do it, right?

15:36Yes!

15:38Buboy's performance,

15:40wait for your favorite to come back.

15:42Bye!

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