00:00Hello? Hi Nan. Hiya. How are ya? I turned up today. Good, are you at home? I'm just
00:14going home now, I was going to town. Were ya? I'll tell you now, you might do me a favour.
00:19What? I'm after getting stopped by the guards. For what? Um, for speeding. I don't trust
00:26them. I'm after telling them that you're after having a fall and that I was rushing
00:33because you're in the patio on the floor. Yeah? So, they're going to leave me away with
00:41it, but they're following me to your house to prove that you're after falling. Yeah.
00:48So, will you just lie in the patio there? Ah, for God's sake. How can I lie in the fucking
00:54patio? Just have the door half open in the patio and just lie there? The door'll be half
01:00open, yeah. But you need to lie on the floor Nan. Why? Because you need to lie on the floor
01:05because they won't believe me and I'll get penalty points and a fine. Listen, now is
01:09the time to come because they might bring you and go home now and you'll have to drop
01:14No, but listen to me. I don't think you understand what I'm saying. The guards are following
01:18me. I'm on my way up the hill and the guards are behind me Nan. Go on. Will you lie on
01:24the floor? Because otherwise they won't believe me and I'll get penalty points. Is everything
01:31in there now? Yeah. Okay, go on so Nan. I'll be two minutes.
01:36Ah.
01:44Are you alright Nan?
01:48Do I look alright? They're just coming there now. They're pulling in behind me. Jesus.
01:53How did you fall? If they ask how did you fall, what are we going to say? I fell in
01:57the door. I fell in the door when they gave me crutches. Look Nan, just act like you're
02:08worse than what you are because I'll tell you something now, I could go to court for
02:12this. I am worse than what I am. Do you know they're coming there now Nan, just play dead
02:17or something. Act like you're worse than what you are. Nan, do you know how dangerous it
02:23is to be speeding? They're going to kill me. Oh, here they come now. If anyone saw me,
02:33don't be afraid. Nan, I'm only messing, it's a joke. This is a joke.
02:39Nan, you're lousy. It's a joke. It was a joke. I'm going to kill you. This is a joke.
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