00:00Yeah.
00:07Yeah.
00:14Yeah.
00:19Yeah.
00:24Yeah.
00:30Hello.
00:34Are you pooping?
00:40Hello.
00:43I know you're pooping.
00:47Hell's guide.
00:59I'm gonna swing from the chandelier.
01:06From the chandelier.
01:13Buzz buzz.
01:22Hey.
01:25Hey.
01:32Dad, can you help me with my homework, please?
01:35Do you know what two times seven is?
01:37Family.
01:38No, dad, it's not family.
01:41It's family.
01:42No, dad, it's not family.
01:44That's not the real answer.
01:46But what's real is family.
01:50Dad, you're not helping.
01:52Have you got any friends that I can ask instead?
01:55I don't have friends.
01:57I got family.
01:59Dad.
02:00Almost killed my family.
02:02Don't flirt with him.
02:03I'm not going to.
02:13Fun fact.
02:15You can't feel your tongue when you smile.
02:19Look how cute you are.
02:20I got you, sucker.
02:21I got you, sucker.
02:22Look at your smile.
02:41Computer typing.
02:44Getting bored.
02:46Playing with my phone.
02:48Trying to sleep.
02:50Not talking.
02:52Watching something.
02:54Nothing to watch.
02:56Watching porn.
02:58So how can you tell when a man is cheating on you?
03:01You think your man cheating?
03:03Yes, I do.
03:04That's how you can tell.
03:11Here's a surprising reason why your biceps aren't growing as fast as they could be.
03:15It's because we're not taking steroids.
03:18It's because we're not taking steroids.
03:19That's why our biceps aren't growing as fast as...
03:27Oh, no.
03:29Our table.
03:31It's broken.
03:34He's escaping.
03:37The killer is escaping.
03:39Help me.
03:43Say mommy.
03:45Say mommy.
03:47Mommy, mommy, mommy.
03:54Hi, guy.
03:55I'm a forest.
03:56I'm scream.
03:57What are you doing?
04:06I have two questions which nobody knows the answer.
04:10And I would like to ask you one of the questions.
04:16Excuse me.
04:18Can you spell the word?
04:27That's a good milkshake.
04:28Thanks.
04:29I made it from scratch.
04:30You weren't here the whole time.
04:37I'm just playing, dog.
04:39You're stupid, bro.
04:40I didn't pick it up off the ground outside.
04:45Hey, man.
04:46Your mom's calling you.
04:47Hey, pick that up for me.
04:48I don't like answering people's phones, but...
04:49Hey, what up, bitch?
04:53You look good.
04:54Let me take you for a ride.
04:55I'm good.
04:56That's why you're walking in, bitch.
04:59Helicopter, helicopter.
05:05Helicopter, helicopter.
05:08Helicopter, helicopter.
05:11Helicopter, helicopter.
05:14Helicopter, helicopter.
05:18Helicopter, helicopter.
05:23Helicopter, helicopter.
05:26Helicopter, helicopter.
05:29Helicopter, helicopter.
05:32Helicopter, helicopter.
05:35Helicopter, helicopter.
05:38Helicopter, helicopter.
05:41Helicopter, helicopter.
05:44Helicopter, helicopter.
05:47Helicopter, helicopter.
05:50Helicopter, helicopter.
05:53The best thing about being isolated is spending quality time with the kids.
05:57Dad!
05:58Fuck off!
06:00It's my match fingers, bro.
06:02Is that my sister?
06:05How'd you know?
06:15Stop dating my mother!
06:19You know what?
06:20I'm going to start dating her even harder.
06:22What's that supposed to mean?
06:23You know what it means.
06:26Wake up, mommy.
06:28I just missed the bus.
06:37Wake up, mommy.
06:39I just pissed the bed.
06:42I just pissed the bed.
06:50Hey, what's up?
06:51Don't do that.
06:52You're dressing too bad.
06:53What?
06:54You look like you smell like a turd.
06:55Don't do that.
06:56You look like you smell like sperm milk or something.
06:59Is that Spanish?
07:00What you saying?
07:01Get the fuck.
07:02All right.
07:03All right.
07:12All right.
07:28No witnesses?
07:33This is how mosquitoes choose their victims.
07:43What?
07:49Hey, young guy.
07:50Yeah, go ahead.
07:51Appreciate it.
07:55Yup.
08:00Hey, dad.
08:01That's a cool whip.
08:03I thought you couldn't understand.
08:13My heart's been broken too many times.
08:14I don't know what to believe.
08:15Okay.
08:42Who would you say are the biggest clubs in the world right now, Barcelona or Real Madrid?
08:55Personally, for me, it would be in between Arsenal or Real Madrid.
09:01What? What's wrong with Arsenal?
09:16Excuse me, sir.
09:17Yes, how may I help you?
09:18I'm trying to get the generator up top there, the 3000.
09:20Up top? Which one exactly are you talking about?
09:22That one.
09:23Oh, the one on the top, top shelf.
09:25So let me ask you a question. If you can't reach it, how do you expect me to reach it?
09:30No, I thought because you were...
09:31What do you think is wrong with you, you blasted idiot?
09:34What are you trying to say?
09:35You want me to hire super people?
09:37No, sir, but because you were...
09:38But how am I supposed to reach it?
09:39How do you expect me to reach it?
09:41Can you get somebody that can help you?
09:43Nobody in here can reach it.
09:45None of us can reach it.
09:47Alright, so how am I supposed to get it?
09:50Go buy a ladder.
09:52Go buy a ladder. Ladder's selling on the back of the store.
09:54Go buy a ladder and come back, come reach it.
09:57I just want to get...
09:58Go buy a ladder and come out of the store.
10:02Come out of the store.
10:04Come out of the store.
10:06Come out of the store.
10:09I just want to...
10:10It's not for sale anymore.
10:14Babe, I'm so hungry.
10:16Yeah, I know. Oh, look, the food's here.
10:19Oh.
10:21Hey, you alright?
10:22Yes, I'm fine.
10:25So what would you do if I was in your house right now?
10:27Shoot, anything.
10:29Because, you know, I'm a freaky person.
10:31Boy, tell me.
10:33Let's see.
10:34I'll choke you.
10:36For real?
10:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:38And I'll spit in your mouth.
10:42That sounds nice.
10:44And I'll poop on your feet.
10:48Hello?
10:50Hey.
10:52Guys, I'm currently in the car with my parents,
10:54and they don't know this, but I just shit my pants.
10:56Mommy, I need you to change me.
11:00What?
11:02What's your name?
11:04What's your name, sir?
11:05My name is Deez.
11:06Deez what, sir?
11:07Deez what, sir?
11:17I can clap.
11:20Man, makes me wonder what else I don't know.
11:25Do you know you're supposed to work out your lower body, too?
11:38Sigh.
11:40Huh?
11:49Hello?
11:50When there is no toilet paper,
11:53Yes, I...
11:54You shall clean your ass later.
12:07You shall clean your ass later.
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