00:00Jingle bells, Cody smells, but it's not his fault.
00:06Ah, the season's first snow.
00:09Okay, kids, who's ready for some...
00:15Cold!
00:17Oh, kind of chill, huh?
00:19Well, I know someone who can put the hype back in hypothermia.
00:26Winter Wonder Man!
00:28Winter Wonder Man is a bit I do every year.
00:31The kids love it when I dress up.
00:34When Shep dresses up, it makes my eyes barf,
00:37and Winter Wonder Man's his lamest character.
00:40By far.
00:41And you kids all know what Winter Wonder Man's all about, right?
00:45Outdoor activities!
00:50Our first activity will challenge your reflexes and teach you about team spirit.
00:55Snowball fight!
00:57Yay! I love snowball...
01:02Whoops! Okay, let's try some snow angels.
01:09I shaved a bad jalapeno poppers for breakfast!
01:14Little deep, huh?
01:16Uh-oh, these outdoor activities aren't going as planned.
01:20Better bring out the big guns.
01:27Ta-da!
01:29What's wrong with you kids?
01:31How can you not be excited about a Winter Wonder Snowman?
01:34Because the class is freezing and Cody's being eaten by a penguin.
01:40You're the 12th animal I've been inside.
01:43Shep, it's just too cold to have fun outside today.
01:48Okay, okay, but Winter Wonder Man has one more trick up his onesie.
01:53No one can resist a snowman that glows!
02:02Yes! All hail Winter Wonder Man!
02:08Oh no!
02:10Someone tell me what's happening!
02:12It's going to blow!
02:16Why hello, new friends! I'm Flinky the Snowman!
02:21A living snowman? Sweet!
02:24Hold on, kids. Now what do we say every time a toy-la-no-more piñata comes to life?
02:31It probably wants to eat us!
02:34Jingle bells, no! All Flanky wants is to enjoy this marvelous winter day with you.
02:40Thank you, new best friend.
02:43Can we play with him, Shep? Please?
02:46But I thought you kids were too cold to be outside.
02:50Not if Flanky's here. He's so cool!
02:54Winterific! Now, who's up for a snowball fight?
03:02Now that's cold.
03:04So that Flank thinks he can out-wonder Winter Wonder Man?
03:08Oh, let's see him compete with this!
03:14Hey, kids! Now that you love snow, who wants to go tobogganing?
03:19Down what? That bump?
03:23Fruit cakes! Anything can be fun with a little winter magic!
03:30Oh, that's not good.
03:35Ah, sugar plums!
03:42Hey, this is kind of fun!
03:50Well, I can't beat Flanky at winter fun, but I always win at story time!
03:56The elf who fell off the shelf and never returned. Perfect!
04:00Kids, it's story time!
04:08Oh, no! Nothing's better than a cartoon!
04:12Flanky, you're the best teacher ever!
04:16Jealous? Of a snowman? Of course not! I am a teaching professional!
04:25I can't believe I used to think all you guys were good for was melting in the spring for our amusement!
04:31You're all... I'm melting!
04:35Melting's funny.
04:37Oh, yes! Slowly boiling alive, while humans watch and laugh.
04:42And then they bring us back every winter to do it again, and again, and again!
04:47All right, class! Playtime's over! Everyone back inside!
04:53Sorry, Flanky. No snow inside. School rules!
04:59Flanky! Flanky! Flanky! Flanky!
05:03That's it! Either he goes, or I go!
05:07Well, I lost my job to a snowman. Somehow, I always knew this is how it would end.
05:15I turned down the temperature a few degrees so you're more comfortable.
05:19Oh, how thoughtful! But how about we turn it down by all the degrees?
05:26Now to deal with you!
05:29I'm not sure I like your inside games as much as the outside ones.
05:33Game? Oh, this is no game! This is revenge!
05:37Me! Revenge against who?
05:40Against you, you wormos!
05:44Every winter humans make us, and then every spring do nothing while we melt in drippy anguish!
05:52Then our wounded souls become trapped in the cloud realm until another winter comes.
05:58We have had enough! So we planned our revenge, and then waited for someone foolish enough to bring us to life!
06:05Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some fellow snow colleagues to resurrect!
06:15Meat! No shot! Ice Fist! Razor Burn! Dirty Dirk! And Carl!
06:21Meat! No shot! Ice Fist! Razor Burn! Dirty Dirk! And Carl!
06:28Thanks a lot, Mr. Penguin! If I was out there any longer, I'd have turned into a chef'sicle!
06:34You're right. This is all my fault!
06:39Oh, what I wouldn't give to hear those sweet children's voices again!
06:46Yeah, just like that!
06:48Wait a second! Those sweet children's voices sounded like they were in trouble!
06:56I knew that frozen punk was up to no good! I mean, I had no idea, but I do now!
07:04This looks like a job for... Winter Wonder Man!
07:10How the snow tables have snow-turned!
07:15Enjoy, brothers and sisters! Today, we freeze this school! Tomorrow, the world!
07:24Looks like spring's coming early this year!
07:29No! Snowmen! Attack!
07:33No! Snowmen! Attack!
07:40Meathead Force One!
07:43No, no, no!
07:45Come on, kids, get in the game! Here, Owen, drink some hot sauce and do what you do best!
07:52Oh, I get it!
07:56I think I want to go home.
07:59Uh-oh!
08:01His hair care products can protect him no longer!
08:06Ice work! Now ice him out!
08:09This is gonna hurt!
08:15Sorry, Flaky. Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but you're about to get hot under the collar!
08:22What?!
08:24It tastes like paint!
08:29I've always wanted to do that!
08:32Okay, so, uh, I think you kids learned your lesson! I'll see myself out!
08:40But you have to stay for... desserts!
08:45Really? Is that the best you've got?
08:47Cookies!
08:50Yum!
08:54Yay!
08:56You may have won this round, but I'll be back again next winter, and the one after that.
09:02And someday soon, another insecure teacher will bring me to life!
09:07You'll see!
09:10He makes a good point.
09:12Another insecure teacher will bring me to life!
09:15You'll see!
09:18He makes a good point. Maybe we shouldn't completely destroy him after all.
09:22Fine by me. I know just the place for old Flaky here.
09:30Oh, right. I guess it is kind of warm in here.
09:34Oh, well.
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