Battle for B.F.B Episode 1 ''X Marks the Spot''

Cresi Juarez

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00:00Hey Gelatin, how do you like our new home?

00:03I would say it's pretty rad!

00:05The grass here is softer than before, and if you squish it with your feet in the right

00:09way, it makes a cool squeaky sound.

00:11Watch!

00:12Um, okay, I think I've seen enough, bye!

00:18What about you Lollipop, feeling comfortable?

00:21I was until you showed up.

00:24That's mean, voters, you'd better take note of this!

00:28Says the person who got eliminated for inflating her teammate to death.

00:33Thank you for standing up for me!

00:35It's just my duty to protect any sphere on a cylinder.

00:39Can't you guys just high-five?

00:42Um...

00:43No high-fives!

00:44Only high-fours!

00:45Why only count one?

00:46One is still not far!

00:48This is so dumb.

00:51Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition?

00:54So many of us are very confused.

00:57Agreed.

00:58Ruby, put your times tables away.

01:00Four, clarification please!

01:03Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition?

01:07So many of us are very confused.

01:09Agreed.

01:10Ruby, put your times tables away.

01:12Four, clarification please!

01:15Clarification please!

01:18Um, hello?

01:20Four?

01:22They seem unresponsive.

01:24Step aside, Taco!

01:25I know what Four needs right now!

01:28Doo doo doo!

01:29Doo doo doo!

01:30Four!

01:31What's wrong?

01:32You look depressed!

01:34Oh, I don't know.

01:36I just don't know what I am.

01:38Where my co-host is.

01:40Then let's go to the-

01:41Wait, what?

01:42Four, did you just ask where your co-host is?

01:45Yeah, where's X?

01:47Four, you told X to leave you.

01:49And we know exactly where he is.

01:52Yeah, right now he's playing patty cake with two.

01:55Because they're best buds now.

01:57You mean you can bring him back?

02:01Well, maybe. I'm not sure.

02:03Because if you did, that would bring back the spirit of BFB!

02:13To be continued...

02:26Contestants!

02:27I have assembled you here today to retrieve X!

02:31Oh, wow!

02:32Yeah, I'd never agree to that!

02:35Well, you're gonna do it and like it!

02:38No, it's too hard!

02:41Wow, Balloony! I saved your life all those years back!

02:45Don't you wanna help me get X?

02:49No.

02:50What about you, Blocky?

02:52No!

02:53Bubble?

02:54No!

02:55Fiery?

02:56No!

02:57Gelatin?

02:58No!

02:59Leafy?

03:00No thanks!

03:01Closer?

03:02No!

03:04Spongey?

03:05No!

03:06Taco?

03:07No!

03:08Teardrop?

03:09Woody?

03:10No!

03:11Lollipop?

03:12Take a wild guess!

03:13No thanks!

03:14Flower?

03:15The answer was, is, and will always be no!

03:18Cool story.

03:19But what if I add back the original BFDI as a prize?

03:34Now I feel like it!

03:36How do I start?

03:38Hmm.

03:39Well, there's 14 of you.

03:41One on ice.

03:42Split you into two.

03:44Two.

03:45Two teams of seven, based on whether you're colored closer to 4-color or X-color.

03:51Oh, darn.

03:52Looks like I've been judged by the color of my food coloring once again.

03:57Perhaps I should use this paint bucket to change my color.

04:00Then I could avoid being on the same team as Balloony's ruthless murderer.

04:05So, I'm X-colored, huh?

04:07I never thought of it that way, but I guess I am!

04:10Who else is with me?

04:12Oh, yes!

04:13It's Season 1's winner!

04:15I can steal winning strategies from him, and Blocky's here too?

04:19Awesome!

04:20He can carry out my assassination missions, and no way!

04:23Loser's on my team too?

04:25Loser's on my team too?

04:27Hidden Super Fame can help me get sales for my new fashion line!

04:31Can you be quiet?

04:32I like my new team so much better than Iance.

04:36Hey, Four!

04:37Can I name my lovely team now?

04:40That'll be a future contest.

04:42Oh, Ruby, I don't know if I like our new 4-color team.

04:47Why not?

04:48You've got me.

04:49And Teardrop will never say a bad thing about you.

04:52That's true, but she's here too.

04:55Oh, her?

04:57You two never got over your awkward, frenemy face, huh?

05:01No.

05:02But why don't we resolve it now?

05:03Hey, Lady!

05:04No, Ruby!

05:05Now's not the time!

05:06Sorry!

05:07Oh, I'm just so worried.

05:08Hey, look at the bright side of things.

05:10At least you're not on the same team as Blocky, who's murdered you 2,763 times.

05:15That is nice, but hold on.

05:17Aren't you and him both red?

05:19Wait, you're right.

05:21Hey, Four?

05:22Why am I on a different team from Blocky when we're both red?

05:26What?

05:27Do you want to be on the same team?

05:30Quit squabbling!

05:32So whichever team gets X back to me wins.

05:35And the other team is up for elimination.

05:37Go!

05:40Oh, no!

05:41Woody's scared that we'll never be able to get X.

05:44New comrades, we need not fear.

05:47Our team is X-colored, so we're sure to win.

05:51And how do you know, cuboid?

05:55See that spot of saliva on the ground?

05:59Ah!

06:00Saliva!

06:01My poison!

06:02Oh, no!

06:05Loser!

06:06That's disgusting!

06:07Say it with me.

06:09X marks the spot.

06:11X marks the spot.

06:13By the laws of nature, X must come here on his own to mark this very spot.

06:20Sounds like pseudoscience to me.

06:26Leafster, how are we going to get X?

06:28By using our imagination!

06:30Okay, bye.

06:32Bubble, you got any ideas?

06:39No.

06:40Bubs, I got an idea!

06:44Right before her unforgivable elimination,

06:47our mystic alliance leader, Pencil, gifted me her most prized possession,

06:53urging me not to open it until the stars aligned.

06:57I have safely guarded this treasure for many moons until...

07:02Well, let's use it!

07:06Free Smart Super Band!

07:08Yay!

07:09Let's get in.

07:14Ah!

07:21Why don't we just drive around the hills?

07:24Lollipop, you're hurting my brain!

07:26I don't know what around means.

07:28Also, why'd you bring that paint bucket with us?

07:31None of your business.

07:39Loser?

07:40What's up?

07:41I think you're a great leader, but this X marks the spot thing isn't working.

07:47A fan is doubting me?

07:50No!

07:57If you believe it'll work, then it'll work.

08:00Oh, okay. I'll believe harder then.

08:04Yo, Taco!

08:08We both have rotting flesh in our heads.

08:12Why don't we form an alliance?

08:14An alliance?

08:15Flower, that strategy might have worked on me nine years ago,

08:19but today, you can't win me over that easily.

08:22Aw, come on! I was just...

08:24Hold on, what's this with you and rotten flesh?

08:26Oh, um, well, I mean...

08:29Oh, Flower.

08:31I can explain!

08:33You have six petals now.

08:34Huh? Oh, gosh, that's embarrassing. My bad.

08:38Now you have four.

08:40OMG, I'm really messing up, aren't I?

08:44Yeah, yeah you are.

08:46Come back to me when you can keep your story a little more consistent.

08:50Huh, I screwed up again!

09:02We're here to take X back!

09:06Okay, who's getting out to grab X?

09:09I thought you volunteered to!

09:11No! I said I was gonna stab!

09:13Want me to do it?

09:15No, you're too fragile!

09:17Oh, for blob's sakes!

09:19Where's Teardrop going?

09:25Oh, no, you didn't!

09:28I personally like X as our host.

09:32Yeah, X is the kindest host of the three we've seen by far.

09:36I hardly remember meeting the pulsating cyborg box,

09:39but I'm confident X is nicer than even him.

09:42X was fair for me when Palloonie died.

09:46You'd better not take our precious X from us.

09:49Hey, guys, don't fear.

09:51Why don't we just glue X to the ground?

09:54That doesn't sound fun!

09:56But Coiny, don't you know that contact with glue can damage your skin?

09:59Well, it damages your skin indeed!

10:01Hey, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

10:03Besides, I bought some glue that's certified to be gentle on numeric membranes.

10:08But where is it?

10:10Switcheroo, we can too.

10:13Got it!

10:15Now X will get to keep hosting our show!

10:19Yay!

10:20So long, you four fanatics!

10:22And next time, stick to your own lame host, who I hate!

10:26Quick, throw out the lasso!

10:33I hate lassos!

10:35Bye-bye, silly boy! I have valued our time together!

10:43Guys, we forgot teardrop!

10:45Oh shoot, you're right!

10:53I'm telling you, loser, your X marks the spot strategy is utter nonsense!

10:59Yay! X has marked your saliva spot with orange paint!

11:04It was my strategy that worked!

11:07And your team wins!

11:09The other team with the four colored contestants loses!

11:13Viewers at home, vote who you think should stay.

11:16Type the letter with the square brackets to save one of these guys.

11:19The one with the least votes leaves the show next episode.

11:22Last episode, over 59,000 of you voted.

11:25But I noticed that half of you still aren't subscribed.

11:27That is why, after you vote, make sure to hit the subscribe button

11:31so that you see who gets eliminated when the next episode comes out.

11:34Carrie and I really want to say thank you so much to our new team who we've hired last month.

11:38You guys did an incredible job this first episode.

11:40And I look forward to making many future episodes.

11:43So to both the crew and to you viewers out there, thank you.

11:46And see you in BFB 18.

11:488, 1, 2.

12:02X, I'm so happy you're back. Are you?

12:06Hmm, it depends. How good are you at patty cake?

12:09I'm super pro.

12:11Yay! Then I'm happy as well.

12:17Get into your job. We're going shopping.

12:21Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back.

12:25Just look at the silver lining. More bonding time for new friends.

12:29Do I have to remind you that you killed me one time?

12:32Did you know we have already lost the challenge?

12:36I may be sweet, but my news is not.

12:46You

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