The Emu War official trailer

Transcript

00:00And now, for a formal announcement from the Honourable Harold Holt, Prime Minister of Australia.

00:06Yesterday, after a routine EMU cull, our special forces were attacked.

00:12The EMUs have declared war on the Commonwealth of Australia.

00:17But the spirit of Australia will not be broken.

00:21The EMUs will not be victorious.

00:24EMUs are...

00:26God, oh God, I'm pissed. I'm pissing my pants right now.

00:29Just keep doing this. Stop talking or keep pissing.

00:31I'm talking about pissing.

00:33This war may rest on the shoulders of four ragtag misfits

00:37deep in the bush.

00:43We should get some bush tucker, bruvs.

00:47If you get caught, I'm afraid they will torture you.

00:52We need a mole to go undercover and exploit the Queen EMU's only weakness,

00:57her horniness.

01:00Every human on that battlefield

01:05will die.