Total DramaRama S02E47 Life of Pie

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Owen, Jude, and Izzy bring a pizza to life and help him find a new purpose instead of being eaten.

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00:00Hi, guys. What are you doing?

00:02Dude, we're washing Chef's car.

00:04Why bother? It'll just get destroyed by the end of the episode.

00:07Yep, but Chef said if we clean his car, he'd get us a pizza!

00:12Move over!

00:18Whoa!

00:20Well, look at that. I've never seen my car so clean. I'm proud of you.

00:24Tux Chief, where's the pizza?

00:26I am a man of my word.

00:28You want it? You want it? Oh, and want a pizza? Bitch!

00:33Ow! Chef, this pizza's frozen!

00:37I promised pizza. I never said it would be hot.

00:40Aw, man. If only there was a way to make cold things not cold.

00:45Yeah, like a, uh, hotening reverso-frigerator.

00:49Ugh. Oven. It's called an oven.

00:54Oven. It's called an oven. All we need to do is cook the pizza.

01:00I'll put it in the oven. I'm the only one here with a junior baker badge.

01:05Hey, it's just a drawing! How have I never noticed this?

01:09No oven? Goodbye, cold, cruel pizza!

01:14Flying kites is scary.

01:16Relax, buddy. I gotcha.

01:21Totally not my fault.

01:23Oh, no. I forgot to cut my sandwich in half.

01:33And there goes Chef's car.

01:35Hey, you called it.

01:39It almost hit the defibrillator.

01:41The defibri-whatty?

01:43It's the machine doctors use to shock your heart back to life.

01:47Uh-oh. Clear!

01:50Far out! It cooked the pizza!

01:53That's beautiful.

01:58You're alive!

02:00I sure am.

02:01You can talk?

02:03Yep. I speak the official language of whatever country this show's currently airing in.

02:07I'm Pete.

02:08Pizza, nice to meet you.

02:10To be honest, we should have seen this coming.

02:12How?

02:13Yo, this is wicked!

02:17Yeah, let's eat him.

02:19I like this guy.

02:22Excuse us for a moment, Pete. We'll be right back.

02:25Owen, Pete is alive!

02:27Yeah, what are you thinking, dude? I'm thinking we eat him.

02:31What's Chef's rule about things that talk?

02:34Owen, that's a pull-string doll.

02:36Hello.

02:38Owen, that's a parakeet.

02:42Hello.

02:44Owen, that's Cody.

02:46Hello.

02:48If it talks, you can't eat it.

02:50Correct. Now let's go back and be nice to our new guest.

02:54So, Pete, how about we show you around?

02:56Sure. I guess I have time for a taste of school life.

03:02I'm sure if I try really, really, really hard, I can be friends with a pizza.

03:07I just have to not think about biting into his hot, delicious, cheesy face.

03:14That's all I can think about.

03:25Shoot! Shoot! Go! Shoot!

03:35Sorry.

03:37Owen, I know that was hard, but I think you're doing really well.

03:41Way to eat your own hangries.

03:44Thanks, guys.

03:45Hey, gang. Today has been a total slice.

03:48But now that we're done, who's ready to eat me?

03:52You want us to eat you?

03:54Dig in! Come on! There's plenty of me to go around.

03:57What is happening?

04:01Why would you want us to eat you?

04:03I'm a pizza. It's my purpose in life.

04:05Every pizza has a piping hot wish, an ooey-gooey dream that they'll be enjoyed

04:11and deliver a smile to people's faces.

04:13We should have seen this coming.

04:15You need to stop saying that.

04:16This was my dad.

04:18Oh, he loved parties. He only went to one.

04:22Yup, he got eaten.

04:24My grandfather loved traveling and music.

04:27He got eaten by hippies on their way to Woodstock.

04:30Pretty rock and roll, if you ask me.

04:32And here is my great-grandfather.

04:35He served his country by being served to his country.

04:39I just hope someday I get to fulfill my purpose the way they fulfilled theirs.

04:43Guys, I think Pete is saying it's his destiny to be grinded.

04:48What Jude said. Let's eat!

04:50No!

04:53Stop! Pete only wants to be eaten because that's all he knows.

04:58Yeah, for the first time ever, Courtney's right.

05:02What?

05:03Pete, let us show you what else the world has to offer before you decide.

05:08I'd rather be eaten while I'm hot, but okay, show me what you got.

05:12Pete, there's so much to live for, like watching TV.

05:17I never knew love could feel like this.

05:20So real, so rich, so perfect.

05:24Until I tried Pete Zuvia's Pizza.

05:27So ooey gooey good that eating it is the best thing you'll ever...

05:32I've got an even better thing to show you.

05:35Welcome to the Petting Zoo.

05:37Due to budget cuts, the only animals we have are rats.

05:41Filthy, sharp-toothed, cheese-loving rats.

05:44Pete!

05:47This is a pie-eating contest. They're super fun because...

05:50Today's pie will be pizza!

05:54We should go.

05:56See, Pete? There are so many things to live for, right?

06:00There sure are. And now that I've seen them, who wants to eat me?

06:05I think it's time we let the circle of life spin.

06:09It's his purpose.

06:12Wait, you keep saying it's your purpose.

06:15What if we found you a new purpose?

06:18Well...

06:19Pete, if you could be anything, anything at all, what would it be?

06:23I can think of three things. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

06:27Let's think outside the pizza box.

06:30You could be a stuntman. Give it a try!

06:33I'm too ooey gooey!

06:36You could be an astronaut.

06:39My toppings!

06:41You could work here in the Parmesan factory.

06:46This is your worst idea yet.

06:49Thank you. You've really given me some food for thought.

06:52Now how about I be food for you?

06:54Tough, but fair.

06:56Let's eat!

06:57No! We have to save Pete from himself!

06:59Whoa! Where'd he go?

07:03That's weird. I don't remember ordering pizza.

07:06But I'd be a fool to turn down free mystery food left on my porch.

07:10Eat me!

07:12Talking pizza!

07:14Okay, let's do this.

07:16Stop!

07:17Sorry, Pete, but this is for your own good!

07:20It burns! What is this?

07:22Pineapple! Now nobody will ever eat you!

07:25Pineapple? Forget that!

07:29Please, just eat me!

07:31You're a talking pizza! We can't!

07:34If the talking bothers you, I can... I can be more quiet.

07:38Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

07:43That's actually much worse.

07:46Dudes, this Pete guy is totally harshing my mellow.

07:50I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

07:52maybe if we just had one slice he'd snap out of it.

07:55But the pineapple!

07:58I say we re-freeze him!

08:00Let someone from the future figure it out!

08:03Sweet plan!

08:04Okay, okay. We'll need some kind of coldifying bizarro oven.

08:10I'll put him in the freezer. Come on.

08:14No! I'll never get them all off!

08:18And I'll never fulfill my purpose in life!

08:22What? Those kids didn't even touch their pizza!

08:25Oh, I see why. Pineapple.

08:30Eh, waste not, want not.

08:35Ooey gooey good.

08:37You monster! He was our friend!

08:39Really? Well, that'll teach you to make friends with something so delicious.

08:43Even with pineapple, maybe the best pizza I ever had.

08:50Goodbye, Pete. I love Zah, but never loved a Zah the way that I loved you.

08:58Hey, everybody!

08:59Pete!

09:01No ghosts in school. Rules are rules.

09:03Zip it, pineapple breath!

09:05I want to thank you kids for showing this pizza a great day.

09:09And thank you, chef, for helping me achieve my true purpose.

09:13I'm the happiest pizza who's ever lived.

09:15And the only pizza who's ever lived.

09:17I'll always be with you.

09:24Well, he's not going to be with me much longer.

09:29What a crazy day!

09:31A loving memory of Pete Zah.

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