Nobdy Wants This-

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10/1/2024

Nobdy Wants This-

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00:00We've done this podcast for, like, 119 episodes,

00:02and this story you're telling, it just sounds, like,

00:04very familiar.

00:06All right, I could make healthier

00:07relationship choices.

00:08Mm-hmm.

00:10Hi, everyone.

00:11I'm Joanne.

00:12I'm Noah.

00:13Did you know there's a rabbi here?

00:14No shit.

00:15Yeah.

00:16Where?

00:17He has a beard, and he was definitely judging me.

00:18Sounds like a rabbi.

00:21Who's your friend?

00:23There's not a Jewish bone in her body,

00:25unless you put one in her.

00:27Shh.

00:28You're the rabbi?

00:30It's hot, right?

00:36The big news is Joanne has a new man in her life.

00:39OK, but we're not using names.

00:40So let's just call him the prophet.

00:43Message from Morgan.

00:44He's cuter than I expected.

00:46The brother is brutal.

00:47What are you doing?

00:48Drowning emoji.

00:49OK, that's not.

00:49Vomit emoji.

00:50Unplug the phone.

00:51I'm so sorry about my sister, with whom

00:54I have since cut ties.

00:59I'd give up everything.

01:00Who the hell is that?

01:03It's not us.

01:04It's not?

01:05No.

01:07Well, you have to admit, you guys are a weird pair.

01:09Women are meant to experience big old orgasms.

01:13He's responsible, kind, and you.

01:17I'm not a bad person.

01:18Tattoos, thick neck, light criminal record.

01:20That's like way more your type.

01:22We love fun, but do we end up with fun?

01:25Yeah, have you met Esther?

01:27She's not fun.

01:28That's why I married her.

01:30Are you serious right now?

01:32She'll burn out, and then she'll take a long nap.

01:33She's like a puppy.

01:35Now you're out here with whore number one and whore number

01:36two?

01:37I hope I'm whore number one.

01:39You should be mine for life.

01:41Are you dating Hot Rabbi?

01:42We definitely are a weed.

01:44I just heard him introduce you as his friend.

01:46Yeah.

01:47It's whore weed.

01:50You're going to turn your whole life upside down for this girl?

01:52You're never going to end up with my son.

01:58I told you I was trying to stay away from Messi.

02:02And then we walked down the street, and he said.

02:05Hand me your ice cream.

02:06OK, and did you do what you were told?

02:08I mean, obviously.

02:10Yes, chef.

02:16I mean, is there a world where this works?

02:27Yeah.

02:28Oh, wow.

02:28Yeah.

02:29Buckle up.

02:29Oh, I can't.

02:30Rabbi Rumpa.

02:32Hi.

02:33Hi.

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02:35Hi.

02:36Hi.

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