00:30All right, here we go, Carlos. Just stay with them.
00:32What happens when you go to the bathroom? Do they go in with you?
00:35No, Al.
00:36Wow. What did I miss?
00:38He's checking out his own butt.
00:40You gotta see this.
00:41Hey, I'm on television.
00:42Yeah, your mother's in the bedroom.
00:44I yell for her, but I die.
00:46Hello, everybody. Welcome to my home.
00:49Mom, what are you doing?
00:50This is a new low point in American culture.
00:53You bring those cameras over to Big Brother, and I promise you, I will make something happen.
00:58Oh, une séquence d'action.
01:00Je veux vous présenter ma copine, Sharon. Elle est magnifique, n'est-ce pas?
01:04Qu'est-ce que vous en pensez?
01:05Je ne sais pas, c'est juste...
01:07Laissez-moi regarder.
01:08Vous êtes...
01:09Quoi?
01:10Magnifique.
01:11Avez-vous vu le regard?
01:12Elle aime le gars d'Ed mieux que son frère.
01:14Je vais toujours venir.
01:16Tout ce que je peux penser à, c'est à vous.
01:18Uh-oh.
01:19Cassez-le!
01:20Cassez-le!
01:21Ne le fais pas.
01:22Ne le fais pas, Ed.
01:25Yeah, baby!
01:28I am the golden goddess of television!
01:33Yes, you're on television.
01:35You're on television.
01:37Well, we've had Pet Rocks and Beanie Babies, but America's latest praise is a guy named Ed.
01:44How cool is this? He's a beetle.
01:46He's not a beetle, but he's a Spice Girl.
01:49I'm Ed.
01:50You must be Joan.
01:51I'm trying to remember.
01:54Everybody hates you.
01:55Nobody hates you, baby.
01:56Do you want to say today, is Sherry good enough for Ed?
01:58Tell me what other people said.
02:08We've got him!
02:09We're rolling.
02:10Oh!
02:11Oh!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:14Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Oh!
02:18Oh my god!
02:19That's fun for the whole family.
02:25I don't want to be on television anymore.
02:27It states very specifically in your contract, you can't quit.
02:30Ed, you're a star.
02:33Now that's television, huh?
02:36What is it?
02:37It's my breast, Ed.
02:39It's on the internet.
02:41Oh, this just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
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