00:00I spent $1,000,000 on scratch-off tickets.
00:03You're good!
00:04No joke, I bought so many that they literally
00:06had to deliver them in a dump truck.
00:08I could've bought dozens of cars, multiple houses,
00:11and so many other things, but instead we have $1,000,000
00:14in scratch-off tickets.
00:15Here's how it works.
00:16You take a ticket, you scan it, and boom,
00:18this $50 ticket won $200.
00:21So far we're up $150 with one ticket.
00:23$100, $0, $0, $100, 50, 50, zero, zero, $100.
00:30I've already scanned over $1,000 worth of scratch-off tickets
00:33and I'm currently down $200.
00:35Whoops!
00:37This is going to take forever.
00:38Chandler, come help!
00:40I can't believe this is actually $1,000,000.
00:42I know, it's crazy.
00:42How much did you win?
00:43Zero.
00:44Of course.
00:47Carl, we have $1,000,000 in tickets, I need help.
00:50Why didn't you just get less money?
00:51I didn't think of that.
00:55And after scanning $10,000 worth of tickets,
00:58we only made $7,900.
01:00I'm going to call in backup.
01:01When I bought $100,000 worth of tickets in this video,
01:03it took us 17 hours to scan them.
01:05Which is why I brought all these people here today
01:07to help me scan $1,000,000.
01:11Here you go.
01:12Here you go.
01:13Here you go.
01:14Here you go.
01:14Gentle.
01:15And obviously since everyone here is helping me,
01:17I want to help them.
01:18Attention everybody, I'll give you guys 10% of it.
01:21So if we win $10,000,000, you each get $100,000.
01:24Let's go!
01:28Watch this.
01:29Boom!
01:30All the tickets are gone and there's a flailing Chris.
01:33What happened?
01:34What happened is we put all the tickets
01:36neatly organized on this table.
01:37I did it all by myself.
01:39My job is to make sure people have tickets to scan.
01:41Chandler, there's a 10 miller in here.
01:43Here's more tickets.
01:44Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sweaty.
01:46Wow.
01:47So his last few tickets are 150, 200, 150, 200.
01:51He's not losing.
01:52This is what I like to hear.
01:54He's won 10 in a row.
01:55No, he hasn't.
01:56Yeah.
01:57All right, but Carl took one.
01:59Go ahead, go ahead.
02:00All right.
02:01$500, holy crap.
02:05500.
02:06500, baby, Carl.
02:08How am I the only person that hasn't gotten $500?
02:09That sucks.
02:10Carl, you lost your ride to a computer.
02:13No!
02:15I love how we're just making jokes and being idiots,
02:16but this is literally a million dollars.
02:18Honestly, I feel like I'm kind of numb at this point.
02:20Like this is $10,000.
02:22Here you go.
02:22Winner claim at lottery.
02:26For tickets above a thousand dollars,
02:28it doesn't tell you on the app
02:29you actually have to scratch it.
02:30Carl, here's the luckiest quarter in the world.
02:32I'm really bad at being able to tell if I've won.
02:34Carl won $1,000, which is good.
02:36Hey, it's more than you won.
02:38But it's not 10 million.
02:39Back to scratching.
02:46All right, everybody, read this number.
02:48Three, zero, two, nine, zero, five.
02:51That's how much we spent.
02:53How much have we lost?
02:54Oh, 78,000.
02:56We've only lost 78,000.
02:59During the time lapse,
03:00I had them hold all their winning tickets.
03:02How many of you guys have one?
03:03This is a winning ticket.
03:04This is a winning ticket.
03:05This ticket was $1,000.
03:06This ticket was $1,000.
03:07This ticket was $1,000.
03:09This ticket was $1,000.
03:10But this ticket was $900.
03:12Wait, really?
03:13Back to work, I guess.
03:15We still have $700,000 worth of tickets remaining.
03:18Oh, that scared me a little bit.
03:19Can you get out of my seat?
03:21You got it.
03:22So far, I've won a quarter of a million dollars.
03:24And at this rate, I'm gonna win $700,000.
03:27All the money I win in this video,
03:29I'm gonna use to buy a private island.
03:31And they don't know this,
03:32but I'm gonna host a survivor competition
03:34with all 10 of the people scanning on the island.
03:36And whoever wins the competition gets to keep the island.
03:39No joke.
03:40I hope you guys win a lot of money.
03:42What are you winking at the camera for?
03:43Nothing.
03:44What a suspicious boy.
03:45Everyone, we crossed the $400,000 spend mark.
03:49That's 40% of the way.
03:50We've won 300 grand.
03:52So right now, we're only on track to lose $250,000.
03:55I can live with that.
03:56It's been a very long day.
03:57I want you guys to go home.
03:58You guys have 5 a.m.
04:005 a.m.
04:02All right, see you then.
04:03It's the next day and I'm the first one to show up.
04:05And like I told you before,
04:06we're gonna take the money we make
04:08off these million dollars in tickets and buy an island.
04:10And when they come in today,
04:11I'm gonna reveal that's the plan to them.
04:13So I'm gonna make this set look like an island.
04:15And boom, this is our new set.
04:17We've only scanned 40% of the tickets.
04:19So at this rate, we're gonna win $700,000,
04:22which can buy this island.
04:24Look at it.
04:25Look how crazy that looks.
04:26And I'm gonna take the 10 people helping me scan
04:28and one of them is getting their very own private island.
04:30Oh, look at that.
04:31It's a Friday.
04:32What?
04:33Oh my God, there's sand.
04:34Yes.
04:35We're currently on track to make 700 grand.
04:38I'm gonna have the 10 of you compete
04:40in a survivor on the island.
04:42Winner keeps the island.
04:43Yeah!
04:44That will go live in a week for when I upload this.
04:46I'm gonna win.
04:47Cause I'm a winner.
04:48$50.
04:49Told you.
04:50I always win.
04:55I am getting errors instead.
04:57Does that count for anything?
04:58There we go.
04:58So I want you to tell the viewers
04:59about Survivor a little bit.
05:01Seriously.
05:02Okay.
05:04My favorite show.
05:05I'm gonna win the island video because of it.
05:06I'll tell you that.
05:08Interesting.
05:09Keep telling them about it.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Ah!
05:11God!
05:12Carl, what are you doing?
05:14I knew there was something up.
05:15You never want to talk about Survivor, Jimmy.
05:19Everybody, I have important information to show you.
05:23As you can see, we've earned $440,000.
05:26Yeah!
05:29Yeah!
05:31Pour it more on his desk.
05:32I wanted to show you what we could buy so far.
05:34Here is a $400,000.
05:36No!
05:37Oh my God, it's a triangle.
05:38Let's just go home.
05:39Let's get that.
05:39It's a drumstick.
05:40It is a drumstick.
05:41Now drumstick $10 million out of those tickets.
05:45Yeah!
05:46That's how you motivate.
05:49We need a little bit more.
05:52130 more.
05:53I did it.
05:54Oh!
05:55So far we have spent $690,000 and 420 bucks.
06:00$690,000.
06:02Tomorrow is the final stretch.
06:03See you tomorrow.
06:04It is now the third day and I brought some presents.
06:07This is a picture of Chandler
06:09with $10 million behind him.
06:10Cause we're winning $10 million today.
06:13This is Carl holding a picture of him holding $10 million.
06:16This is Carl holding Chris's baby Tucker
06:19but we Photoshop Tucker out and put $10 million in.
06:21Here you go, Chris.
06:22You get the point.
06:23This is literally from the future.
06:25That's a picture of you jumping over $10 million.
06:27That's quality.
06:30This is day three.
06:31The day that we finally, finally see something exciting.
06:34I don't even know what day it is.
06:36I'm ready to be on an island laying out winning.
06:3910 million.
06:40Don't talk to me.
06:41I'm not saying another word until I get 10 million.
06:43Everybody, where'd Chris go?
06:46He told me he had to talk to his wife.
06:49What?
06:49He's his dad or something?
06:51Oh, welcome back.
06:53I brought my son.
06:54Yep.
06:55Chris, you, you made that?
06:56I made it, dude.
06:57I'm confused.
06:59I just don't know how you did that by yourself.
07:01You just got to go to the store.
07:02You fill out one form and $500 later
07:04you got one of these things.
07:05Nah, just kidding.
07:06You have sex.
07:10We have so many 36s and 38s.
07:12Whoa.
07:13Oh my God.
07:14Yo, it's actually not boring.
07:20You just made everyone in the room a hundred bucks.
07:28All right, everyone pause real quick.
07:29Chandler, what does that number say?
07:31$901,283.
07:33And how much did we spend?
07:351 million.
07:35Which means we only have a hundred grand left.
07:38Not gonna lie, I'm getting a little nervous.
07:40We still haven't won $10 million yet.
07:42No one scan any more tickets.
07:44Give me a second.
07:45I feel like I just got in trouble at school.
07:47They say ladders are bad luck, but I'm getting desperate.
07:50So we think it's going to be good luck this time?
07:52Yes.
07:53All right, a hundred bucks, 50 bucks.
07:56Bad luck has been working, so I brought a mirror.
07:58I'm going to put this in the middle
07:59so the bad luck rubs off on all of you.
08:04Oh my God.
08:05That did it.
08:06Yeah.
08:07We now have a black cat that is as bad luck as it gets.
08:11This is your cat.
08:12All right, midnight.
08:13This is the $5 million ticket.
08:15He's under a ladder, holding a black cat
08:17covered in salt beside a broken mirror.
08:19Scan.
08:21Not a winner.
08:23All right, well, maybe bad luck actually is bad luck.
08:25We only have about 6% of the tickets left
08:28and I didn't know this,
08:28but you could actually hire a leprechaun.
08:30So we have professional leprechauns here
08:32to give us good luck.
08:38$500.
08:4150 bucks.
08:42I can't believe you can actually hire leprechauns.
08:44Why?
08:45I have the remaining 10 tickets here.
08:47Chandler, here you go, please.
08:49I want to end the day with a 10 Miller.
08:5260.
08:54All right, Ethan.
08:56That's 100.
08:57Here's your final one.
08:5930.
09:00100.
09:02That's the best yet.
09:03Yeah, second to last ticket.
09:05Here you go.
09:06100 bucks.
09:08Oh, man.
09:09We started with 120,000 tickets and now we have one.
09:13Before you scan it, I need to show you guys something.
09:16Come over here.
09:17Everyone stand behind the table.
09:18I went to the bank and I withdrew 70 grand
09:21because that's 10% and that's what I told you
09:22I'd give you guys.
09:23Grab seven grand and go spend it somehow.
09:26Chris scanned the final ticket.
09:28All right, I won us 10 grand before.
09:30Let's see if I can-
09:30All right.
09:32Just kidding, it's only a hundred bucks.
09:34Our winnings from the $1 million to scratch off tickets
09:38of a 720 grand.
09:39I found a $700,000 island.
09:41So this is the island you guys are all going to compete
09:44to the death for.
09:45Oh my God.
09:46This is going to be a three video series.
09:47You just watch the first video
09:49and the next one I'm going to buy this island.
09:51And then the third one, all 10 of these people will compete
09:53and only one of them will walk away with it.
09:55I'll see you in the next video.
09:57The next two videos on the channel are going to be
09:59I bought a private island where we take this $700,000
10:02and buy a real private island.
10:03And then after that, it's going to be
10:04last to leave private island keeps it,
10:06where I have all 10 of these people compete for the island.
10:08They're going to be insane.
10:09Hit the subscribe button so you don't miss them.
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