(READ DESCRIPTION) Alternate Versions of Playhouse Video Promos (Part 2)

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The Family Film Classics promo was originally uploaded by @matthewbayliss6757. The Great Western Round-Up promo was originally uploaded by @davidsmoviehouseakaferrisb898 (I DON'T SUPPORT HIM AFTER HE SAID THE N SLUR IN HIS CLAYTON CONDO RANT I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES). 0:00-3:30 Playhouse Video's Family Film Classics promo 3:30-6:20 Playhouse Video's Great Western Round-Up promo NOT FOR KIDS LOL

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00:00CBS, Fox and Playhouse Video are happy to present Family Film Classics.

00:06From cartoon favorites that talk to the tiniest of tots

00:09to action adventures for the whole family

00:12and timeless classics that make perfect gifts for movie fans of all ages.

00:1612 films in all, each chosen for their special family appeal

00:21and each specially priced, making Family Film Classics the perfect gift idea for kids from 1 to 92.

00:28We begin with a holiday favorite.

00:30I'm Santa Claus.

00:31Little Natalie Wood doesn't believe this jolly old soul is for real.

00:35Just a nice old man with whiskers like my mother said.

00:38Until she discovers The Miracle on 34th Street.

00:42Story by Valentine Davis, written for the screen and directed by George Seaton,

00:46this Family Film Classic stars Maureen O'Hara, John Payne and Edmund Nguyen.

00:51Speaking of miracles...

00:52Look at that tree. See where it's coming from? Right up out of the cement.

00:56A tree grows in Brooklyn.

00:58The tender story of a young girl raised by a strong-willed mother

01:02and a father whose dreams of a better life are clouded in the shadows of alcoholism.

01:06Starring Dorothy Maguire and James Dunn,

01:09who won the Academy Award for this role for Best Supporting Actor in 1945.

01:14Coming of age can be just as tough in modern day middle America.

01:18Especially if you're in love with someone like her.

01:21But you look like this.

01:23Did you hear about Lucas?

01:27Suicide.

01:28Lucas.

01:29I'm a party animal.

01:30Starring Corey Haim and Charlie Sheen.

01:32On a more magical note, our animation favorites bring out the kid in all of us.

01:37Youngsters will marvel when two of their favorite dolls become living dolls

01:41in Raggedy Ann and Andy, a musical adventure.

01:44What a relief!

01:45Animation and live action combine to make Dodd and Santa Claus a video delight.

01:50He's Father Christmas.

01:52Our fairy tales will have you laughing and singing

01:55from the magic of Leslie Ann Warren in Cinderella

01:58You must leave before the stroke of midnight.

02:01to Larry, Moe and Curly getting slap happy.

02:04That's what you owe me.

02:05in Snow White and the Three Stooges.

02:10We go from fantasy

02:13to the fantastic.

02:15Walter Pigeon and an all-star cast take you into deeper dangers than you ever thought possible

02:21on a voyage to the bottom of the sea.

02:27On a lighter note, there's the campy adventure Five Weeks in a Balloon.

02:31My good man, we have a leaky balloon.

02:33Family Classics goes back down to Earth, way down,

02:37where James Mason and an all-star cast are lost in a maze of darkness,

02:41molten rock and creatures beyond belief.

02:46Journey to the center of the Earth.

02:49Travel to a land down under

02:51for a heart-stopping horse racing

02:53and spectacular photography of the Australian landscape.

02:56Family Film Classics is proud to present Far Land.

03:02Our package wouldn't be complete without the most popular Christmas carol of all time.

03:07Which is why I have come to see you, Ebony the Scrooge.

03:13Scrooge.

03:14You're a funny-looking little creature.

03:15A timeless classic starring Albert Finney, Sir Alec Guinness and the host of All-Star Ghosts.

03:21CBS, Fox and Playhouse Video are proud to present Family Film Classics.

03:31Listen up, folks, because environments at Playhouse Video

03:34have lassoed the best night-and-burn collection of cowboy movies you've ever laid eyes on.

03:40It's our Great Western Roundup and it's jam-packed.

03:44Gunfights, smooching and the greatest collection of stars ever to ride the range.

03:49Oh, yeah?

03:51Yes, it's a cast of thousands.

03:54I mean, hundreds?

03:56How about one little, two little, three little Indians?

04:00Burt Reynolds is sore as hell at Jim Brown.

04:03If you've got to kill him, why don't you let me have him?

04:06Raquel Welch wants revenge.

04:08They should have killed him.

04:09And we'll stop at very little.

04:12100 Rifles.

04:14Gary Grimes wants to hit the dusty trail.

04:17There's one big cowboy.

04:19More than anything, Mr. Culpepper.

04:21To prove to Billy Greenbush he's a man.

04:24Well, that's one thousand and fifty, boy.

04:26When he earns a summer job with the Culpepper Cattle Company.

04:31They killed him.

04:33Jesse did?

04:34Yeah, shot through the back when he wasn't looking.

04:38There's no other way they could have got Jesse.

04:40And Henry Fonda is mad enough to return.

04:44Good hunting, Frank.

04:46In the return of Frank James.

04:49You don't say. I didn't even know he was feeling poor anymore.

04:52This ornery fella sure is thirsty for blood.

04:56Because Richard Boone, Stuart Whitman, and Tony Franciosa are old cow hands on the Rio Conchos.

05:04Billy, you got any other bright ideas?

05:06It doesn't spur him enough.

05:08I wrote it, though. I wrote it clean.

05:11And this young Indian is capable of amazing rodeo feats.

05:15But he has reservations about the ways of the white man Richard Widmark.

05:20When the legends die.

05:23This guy's hot for a story.

05:25It's no story. Everybody knows about it.

05:28But the other guy's really good with secrets.

05:31You got my word.

05:32It's Sonora or Bust.

05:34When Jim Brown, Lee Van Cleef, Fred Williamson, Catherine Spock, Jim Kelly, and Barry Sullivan take a hard ride.

05:42You're bluffing.

05:43No. Two young outlaws are in the formative years just trying to polish their skills.

05:50William Catt and Tom Berringer star in Butch and Sundance.

05:54The early days.

05:59Sorry, Butch.

06:00Sorry.

06:01Yep, it's the best darned Butch and the shoot-'em-ups you've ever seen.

06:05Great Western titles with great Western stars.

06:08So saddle up and mosey on down to your favorite video saloon.

06:13And rustle up a good old time for Playhouse Video's Great Western Roundup.

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