00:00My very good friend Alfred.
00:08Listen, my wife Mrs. Dirty this morning was so upset with me, always saying, I'm leaving
00:18you, not coming back, and I say to myself, what are you waiting for before it's too late?
00:28One go, two will come, about this size, 20 liters of milk each, with extra calcium,
00:37pasteurized, homogenized, you are not going to believe what happened.
00:46Apparently someone broke into the house last night and took everything away, even the bad
00:52smells, and she was saying, you drunkard, you're supposed to protect the house, you're a sucker.
01:04Then the phone rings and it was a policeman, telling me that they found the thief, but died
01:11by a severe poisoning. Apparently he has contact with my wife Vance.
01:18And then the policeman asked me through the phone, horny sucker, are you feeling sorry?
01:26And I say no, no, it is because that finally someone managed to find a way to enter the house
01:35without waking up my wife, and the sucker is dead, and took the secret away.
01:47Huh?
01:50I should...
01:52The other night there, I stay asleep in, I dream I call you in my arms,
02:20but when I was there, I was mistaken, when I found my cat and cried,
02:29you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when stars are gray,
02:38you never know dear how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away.
02:50I always love you and make you happy, if you will only say the same,
03:17but if you leave me to love another, you will regret it all someday,
03:26you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when stars are gray,
03:35you never know dear how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away.
03:46You told me once dear, you really love me, and no one else dear could come between,
04:14but now you left me to love another, you can't shatter all my dreams,
04:23you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when stars are gray,
04:32you never know dear how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away.
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