Total DramaRama S02E43 A Fish Called Leshawna

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After eating magical fish sticks, LeShawna achieves her life's dream and becomes a mermaid!

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00:00Okay, kids. Please turn to page 10 in your science books.

00:05Hey!

00:08Reading gives me pink eye.

00:10I'm hearing a lot of complaining and not a lot of learning.

00:13How old are these things? It says here the Earth is flat?

00:18And there's a whole chapter on mermaids!

00:20Did... did you just say mermaids?

00:22Reading time's over, kids.

00:30That seemed a little... extreme.

00:32Yeah, what's Chef's problem with mermaids?

00:35They're not even real.

00:36Excuse me?

00:38Mermaids are so real, I should know.

00:40I've seen every mermaid movie and read every mermaid book.

00:43Also, I got this.

00:48It's not gonna rub off for five whole days.

00:51Whatever. We don't believe this kelp. Right, guys?

00:55Tell us more, LeSharna.

00:56Okay, I've tried everything to become a mermaid queen.

01:00I sleep on a waterbed.

01:02I eat nothing but shrimp.

01:04I even started kissing fish for some reverse frog prince action.

01:08Don't bother.

01:09I kissed this horse in my grandma's farm like 50 times,

01:12and I'm still not a centaur.

01:16Maybe I should try kissing the other end.

01:19I guess you have to be born a mermaid.

01:21Well, I don't know about that. What about Project Bluefin?

01:26You know, there's a viral video that proves the existence of mermaids?

01:30A long time ago, the army fed their cadets bioengineered fish sticks

01:35that turned them into amazing mer-soldiers.

01:38The mer-soldiers were amazing in the water,

01:41but they weren't so great out of it.

01:43So the program was shut down and buried by the government.

01:47Whoa! Is that Chef?

01:50It's true. I was a mer-soldier.

01:53But I swear I'm not hiding anything else from my secret army career.

02:01You didn't think to mention your video also proves that Chef was a military mer-soldier?

02:06I don't do spoilers.

02:08It says here there's still two boxes of fish sticks out there

02:12waiting to turn someone into a mer-person.

02:15But how am I going to track down those fish sticks?

02:17They could be anywhere.

02:20Smell that? Somebody's having a barbecue...

02:23in France!

02:24Bingo!

02:25Hey, Owen, I need your help sniffing out some magic fish sticks.

02:29Then I'll be the most powerful mermaid queen ever!

02:33Naturally, I'll be showered in jewel.

02:35And with my aquatic army, I'll turn all the caps on,

02:39flood the planet, and turn it into a water world.

02:43And as my trusted ally, you will be second in command

02:47and reap all the spoils of my...

02:49Whoa, whoa, whoa! You had me at fish sticks!

02:52I can't believe the answer to all my mermaid dreams was in the school freezer the whole time!

02:58No kidding! Talk about convenient!

03:00Okay, so the instructions say it's super important to only eat half a box.

03:05Any more can result in...

03:09Fishy!

03:11Owen!

03:13I feel bloated.

03:15Well, here goes.

03:17Oh!

03:23It worked!

03:24Seashell tiara, pearl earrings...

03:28I'm fully accessorized!

03:31What have you done, Lashana?

03:34Don't you mean Queen Lashana, majestic mermaid ruler of the seven seas?

03:38And is that Owen?

03:41Yep, definitely Owen.

03:43Did you eat all my army fish sticks?

03:45I was trying to.

03:47Oh, I never should have kept those things!

03:50What's the big deal, Chef? Being a mermaid is amazing!

03:54No, it's not! First, your flippers always smell like fish.

03:59Better than how my feet used to smell.

04:01And the scales are very itchy.

04:03Still worth it.

04:04You don't understand.

04:06The longer you stay a mermaid, the harder it is to reverse the side effects.

04:10Like these!

04:13Ew!

04:14Okay, those gills are so gross.

04:17On you.

04:18But on me, they'll look great.

04:20And anyway, I'm never going back to being a human that hardly anybody worships.

04:25So step aside, two-legs!

04:29Storming out is gonna look a lot cooler when I'm back.

04:33Storming out is gonna look a lot cooler when I'm in the ocean.

04:41Lasharna! You're a mermaid for real!

04:45You know it! Can you sing pretty songs now?

04:48I'm gonna be an undersea star

04:55I'm gonna be the queen of the ocean

05:01Ditch all my friends, bit them or blow

05:06Cause I'm in line for a big promotion

05:10Glorious!

05:11That's right, I'm going to be

05:14The scourge of the sea

05:17A mermaid for life

05:23Did you see that? I literally blew them away.

05:26Mermaiding rules!

05:28That's it! I'm calling the army!

05:31Oh no! The army's just gonna try to stop me from achieving my destiny!

05:35I've gotta get to the sea as fast as I...

05:39This could take a while.

05:41You've got this, Mr. President!

05:43Just pick the biggest missile and hit sand!

05:48Holy smokin' mackerel! The lobster line!

05:51Sorry, Mr. President, but we have bigger fish to fry.

05:53You'll have to win this war on your own.

05:56Hello?

05:58The daycare again? For a public school, they sure call a lot.

06:06What in Chuckie C's is going on in here?

06:09Not the army!

06:11Wow, you're getting good at that. I'm gonna call you Blow It.

06:14Oh, thank goodness you're here.

06:16If I lose another kid, I have to take a special class on the weekends.

06:19I'll stop her. She'll never reveal our fishy secrets to the world.

06:23Never!

06:24Eat juice box, army man!

06:29Whoa!

06:32Sorry, kids, but I can't let you leave.

06:34Oh, really? Owen, do what you do best.

06:38On it!

06:45Wow, that was amazing!

06:48And stinky!

06:49Guys, you gotta help me get to the sea!

06:52Only then can I reach my true destiny as a mermaid queen!

06:58We gotta hurry, or we'll miss high tide!

07:01We're almost there!

07:04Oh, no! Look!

07:07We'll never make it now!

07:09Have a little faith! I'm a mermaid queen!

07:12This is my destiny!

07:14Hut! Hut! Hut!

07:15Climate Harrison, get her!

07:17Not my crown! You guys are dead!

07:21Ah! So slimy!

07:23Cool! I wonder what other sweet mermaid powers I've got.

07:29You did it!

07:31Um, but where were you keeping all that stuff?

07:34Don't worry about it.

07:36Come on, Lashana! Trust me, you don't want to do this!

07:40Yes, I do!

07:44Nothing's gonna stop me from reaching my destiny!

07:50No! Stay back, Lashana!

07:52I care about you too much to see you throw your legs away!

07:56And I am not giving up my Saturdays!

07:58We'll never make it to the water! We gotta find a bathtub stat!

08:02Uh, that won't work!

08:04It has to be the ocean or a magical shimmering waterfall at the very least!

08:09Hey, guys! Guys?

08:13It's jammed!

08:15Ooh, strawberry or raspberry?

08:17Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

08:20Yay!

08:24She's gonna make it!

08:32Lashana, wait! Are you sure this is really what you want?

08:36Think of everything you'll miss on land! Like ice cream!

08:40And you know you'll miss my sweet ninja moves! Hi-ya!

08:44Ow! Gold!

08:46Yep, I'm good. Later, two-legs.

08:49And just like that, they never saw her again.

08:54Why didn't you guys tell me the ocean is so cold and gross?

08:57Ew! What was I thinking?

08:59Change me back! Change me back! Change me back!

09:05Ha! I knew gills would look great on me!

09:10Well done, private ship!

09:12At least that's one fish who didn't slip through our net.

09:15What about the other half box of fish sticks?

09:17Don't worry. They are perfectly safe in a high secure containment unit.

09:23Ah! Beef jerky! My favorite!

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