00:00You
00:05Okay, everyone
00:09For as long as I can remember our little town has loved Christmas
00:13And nothing is more important than our annual Christmas pageant. The pageant is sacred
00:19Special mention to grace for volunteering to direct the pageant
00:24But this year the Herdman's changed everything now
00:30The Herdman's are absolutely the worst kids in a history of the world
00:44Ready for this
00:46I'm gonna be in your Bible play. This is gonna be a real disaster
00:50That's the spirit
00:52Would anyone like to volunteer for Mary and Joseph? Who's Mary baby Jesus's mom Elmer?
00:59You usually like playing Joseph
01:03Suppose that's that then
01:06The Herdman's shouldn't be here. They're a poor influence
01:11It might be the first Christmas pageant in history where Joseph and the Wiseman get in a fight and Mary hightails it with the baby
01:19Five bucks say they burn down the manger
01:22Wow
01:27This year we get to be someone else live a different life become someone new
01:34Why are they still here Jesus was born for the Herdman's as much as he was for us
01:41We'll be missing the whole point now if we turn them away
01:48I'm not quite sure what's gonna happen
01:51Maybe that's not a bad thing
01:53Because Mary and Joseph weren't so sure either
01:58She's crying Mary's crying it's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever
02:14Today we're going to ignore everything except blood
02:16Now that's a pageant I'd actually like to see
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