00:00Okay. Everyone.
00:04For as long as I can remember, our little town has loved Christmas.
00:09And nothing is more important than our annual Christmas pageant.
00:12The pageant is sacred.
00:14Special mention to Grace for volunteering to direct the pageant.
00:19But this year, the Herdmans changed everything.
00:23Now.
00:24The Herdmans are absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.
00:32Hey!
00:37Give it up, Charlie!
00:40You ready for this?
00:41You're gonna be in your Bible play.
00:43This is gonna be a real disaster.
00:45That's the spirit.
00:47Would anyone like to volunteer for Mary and Joseph?
00:51Who's Mary?
00:52Baby Jesus' mom?
00:53Elmer, you usually like playing Joseph.
00:58Suppose that's that, then.
01:01The Herdmans shouldn't be here.
01:03They're a poor influence.
01:06It might be the first Christmas pageant in history where Joseph and the Wisemen get in a fight.
01:10Then Mary hightails it with the baby.
01:14Five bucks save they burn down the manger.
01:17Wow.
01:20This year, we get to be someone else.
01:23Live a different life.
01:24Become someone new.
01:28Why are they still here?
01:31Jesus was born for the Herdmans as much as he was for us.
01:35We'll be missing the whole point now if we turn them away.
01:41I'm not quite sure what's gonna happen.
01:43I'm not quite sure what's gonna happen.
01:46Maybe that's not a bad thing.
01:49Because Mary and Joseph weren't so sure either.
01:53She's crying.
01:55Mary's crying.
01:57It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever.
02:08Shazam!
02:10Today we're going to ignore everything except blood.
02:12What? No, come on!
02:15Now that's a pageant I'd actually like to see.
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