Ren and Stimpy Vlod Fake Commercial and End Credits

Jon Meyer

A fake commercial for Vlod from Ren and Stimpy and the end credits to Stimpy's Cartoon Show.

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00:00Oh, what is that awful smell?

00:06It's F.L.O.D.

00:07Did you say log?

00:09No, F.L.O.D.

00:11Is it a food?

00:12Is it a toy?

00:13It's neither.

00:14It's F.L.O.D., the most perfect cube of fat ever.

00:19It's as big as my head.

00:21Bigger.

00:22Made from reconstituted fatted fat by-products, it's poly-extra saturated.

00:29It shimmers.

00:30It's sparkly.

00:31It's thin.

00:32I'll say.

00:33Each cube of F.L.O.D. is crash-tested for durability, and can withstand temperatures

00:42in excess of two million degrees.

00:45Hey, Tommy, give me back my F.L.O.D.

00:52It's mine now.

00:55For all-around family fun, you can't beat F.L.O.D.

00:59Beware of imitations.

01:00You can strap it to your butt.

01:01You can wear it as a hat.

01:02You can show it to your dad.

01:03You can drop it on your cat.

01:04It's F.L.O.D.

01:05F.L.O.D.

01:06It's F.L.O.D., the most perfect cube of fat.

01:07F.L.O.D.

01:08Also, glow-in-the-dark F.L.O.D. for nighttime fun.

01:09F.L.O.D.

01:10F.L.O.D.

01:11F.L.O.D.

01:12F.L.O.D.

01:13F.L.O.D.

01:14F.L.O.D.

01:15F.L.O.D.

01:16F.L.O.D.

01:25F.L.O.D.

01:26F.L.O.D.

01:27F.L.O.D.

01:28F.L.O.D.

01:29F.L.O.D.

01:55F.L.O.D.

01:56F.L.O.D.

01:57F.L.O.D.

01:58F.L.O.D.

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02:00F.L.O.D.

02:01F.L.O.D.

02:02F.L.O.D.

02:03F.L.O.D.

02:04F.L.O.D.

02:05F.L.O.D.

02:06F.L.O.D.

02:07F.L.O.D.

02:08F.L.O.D.

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