00:00Can I get you anything to start?
00:06I'll have the carrot soup.
00:08Oh!
00:09Two carrot soups.
00:11And try not to mix up our orders.
00:13Oh!
00:14Oh!
00:15I'd hate to jinx it, but this date is off to a pretty good start.
00:23You look very pretty.
00:24I like your hair.
00:25Oh, thanks.
00:26They're my ears, so...
00:29How long have you been playing tennis?
00:30My whole life.
00:31It's kind of my passion.
00:33Oh, sorry.
00:37That's my phone.
00:38Sorry.
00:39A lot of stuff in here.
00:40Makeup.
00:41Keys.
00:42Rubber band ball.
00:43Stick of cards.
00:44Stapler.
00:45Flashlight.
00:46Mini fan.
00:47Oh!
00:48I like to record my thoughts.
00:53Note to self.
00:54Clean out your purse.
00:55Oh, here it is.
00:56Hello?
00:57Hi!
00:59Oh, nothing.
01:00I'm just on a date with a really cute guy.
01:03He's sitting across from me right now.
01:05He's totally looking at me.
01:06Oh, no, wait.
01:07Now he's looking down.
01:08Now he's looking around.
01:09Oh!
01:10Nope!
01:11He's looking at me again.
01:12I better go.
01:13Okay, call me later.
01:14Okay, bye.
01:15Friend of yours?
01:16Nope.
01:17Wrong number.
01:18Oh!
01:19Is there butter in this?
01:21I'm not supposed to have butter.
01:23I'm allergic to butter.
01:24Oh!
01:25No, wait.
01:26It's gluten, not butter.
01:27I'm allergic to gluten.
01:29No, wait.
01:30Not gluten.
01:31Pollen.
01:32Oh, no, wait.
01:33I love pollen.
01:34Is there pollen in this?
01:35Can I get some pollen in this?
01:36You know what?
01:37Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't really want carrot soup.
01:38Actually, maybe just one little taste.
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh, that's good.
01:41Oh, maybe just one more.
01:42Mmm.
01:43Oh, one more.
01:44Mmm.
01:45Just one more.
01:46Mmm.
01:47Mmm.
01:48You can really taste the pollen.
01:49Are you going to eat yours?
01:50So, what do you have planned for after dinner?
01:51How about a movie?
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh!
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58How about a movie?
01:59We'll just sit together, watch a movie, and not talk.
02:03That'll be nice.
02:05Mmm.
02:06Mmm.
02:07Mmm.
02:08This is so good.
02:09I'm so glad I'm not allergic to butter.
02:14Do you like this movie?
02:15I love this movie.
02:16It's so sad, but like uplifting, too.
02:19It's like a feel-good movie.
02:20A sad feel-good movie.
02:22It's funny, also.
02:23And scary.
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26This is the best part!
02:28Oh, I hate this part.
02:29Oh, I have to pee.
02:30Sorry.
02:31Excuse me.
02:32Excuse me.
02:33Excuse me.
02:34Watch your leg.
02:35Excuse me.
02:36Oh!
02:37I love this part!
02:38Oh, excuse me.
02:39No, sorry.
02:40Going back.
02:41Excuse me.
02:42Excuse me.
02:43Sorry.
02:44Excuse me.
02:45Oh!
02:46Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:54Oh!
02:55Oh!
02:56Oh!
02:57Oh!
02:58Sorry, obviously.
02:59Oh.
03:00I cleaned my purse.
03:01But I put it out so that I could undress.
03:02Okay.
03:03But this wasn't cleaned up.
03:04I cleaned my purse.
03:05I under-UNDER?!
03:06This wasn't cleaned up.
03:07But I put it out so that I could undress.
03:08This wasn't cleaned up.
03:09Oh, um, long story short, wait, what was I talking about?
03:10I have no idea.
03:11Oh my gosh!
03:12I never peed!
03:13That was the worst date of my life.
03:14That was the best date of my life.
03:15Wait, didn't I have to do something?
03:16Note to self, clean out your purse.
03:17That's right.
03:18Clean out your purse.